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Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

HA! Nice one

Thanks, I thought it was pretty good

Want some nachos? I charged them to flat face's lane

Fuck yes

I bet you one drink on voxxy's credit card that @ask-radio-deerman is going to flirt with Vox by bringing up sharks

Does Al even know how to flirt?

He constantly negs Vox and the idiot blows a fuse everytime

Guess that's close enough

I didn't say his flirting was nice or good. Al teases Vox all the time and then gets surprised when Voxxy isn't metaphorically sucking his dick over it

I bet his dick stinks. If it's anything like his mouth, then it's probably good that Vox doesn't have it in his mouth

You people need a life. And my breath does not half a foul odor, my dental hygiene is that of everyone else's.

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Yeah, I mean... it's my fault, so it's not trouble for me... I'm just causing it. As usual.

Well maybe if you actually got out of your own way and dealt with your toxic masculinity, you would be half bad.

...Are you actually giving me advice?

Do you want it or not?

I mean... I didn't expect it. It's not usually your thing.

No, but that doesn't mean I don't have a few nuggets of wisdom. Anyone who can actually beat me in a fight has an ounce of my respect. The rest of it left when you married him.

I mean, I could beat you again

Sure you could. You're not an angel anymore so unless first humans have some god like power, I'm not worried.

I doubt you're that much harder than before. Sure, you've got that weird deal/no deal thing going in, but yeah. I could take you.

Is this what you're doing? You're looking for someone who isn't your husband to pick a fight with?

I'm not picking a fight! Just stating a fact.

Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Someone sounds defensive. Sorry man, did I go too far?

I am not defensive!

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Yeah, I mean... it's my fault, so it's not trouble for me... I'm just causing it. As usual.

Well maybe if you actually got out of your own way and dealt with your toxic masculinity, you would be half bad.

...Are you actually giving me advice?

Do you want it or not?

I mean... I didn't expect it. It's not usually your thing.

No, but that doesn't mean I don't have a few nuggets of wisdom. Anyone who can actually beat me in a fight has an ounce of my respect. The rest of it left when you married him.

I mean, I could beat you again

Sure you could. You're not an angel anymore so unless first humans have some god like power, I'm not worried.

I doubt you're that much harder than before. Sure, you've got that weird deal/no deal thing going in, but yeah. I could take you.

Is this what you're doing? You're looking for someone who isn't your husband to pick a fight with?

I'm not picking a fight! Just stating a fact.

Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Yeah, I mean... it's my fault, so it's not trouble for me... I'm just causing it. As usual.

Well maybe if you actually got out of your own way and dealt with your toxic masculinity, you would be half bad.

...Are you actually giving me advice?

Do you want it or not?

I mean... I didn't expect it. It's not usually your thing.

No, but that doesn't mean I don't have a few nuggets of wisdom. Anyone who can actually beat me in a fight has an ounce of my respect. The rest of it left when you married him.

I mean, I could beat you again

Sure you could. You're not an angel anymore so unless first humans have some god like power, I'm not worried.

I doubt you're that much harder than before. Sure, you've got that weird deal/no deal thing going in, but yeah. I could take you.

Is this what you're doing? You're looking for someone who isn't your husband to pick a fight with?

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Yeah, I mean... it's my fault, so it's not trouble for me... I'm just causing it. As usual.

Well maybe if you actually got out of your own way and dealt with your toxic masculinity, you would be half bad.

...Are you actually giving me advice?

Do you want it or not?

I mean... I didn't expect it. It's not usually your thing.

No, but that doesn't mean I don't have a few nuggets of wisdom. Anyone who can actually beat me in a fight has an ounce of my respect. The rest of it left when you married him.

I mean, I could beat you again

Sure you could. You're not an angel anymore so unless first humans have some god like power, I'm not worried.

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Yeah, I mean... it's my fault, so it's not trouble for me... I'm just causing it. As usual.

Well maybe if you actually got out of your own way and dealt with your toxic masculinity, you would be half bad.

...Are you actually giving me advice?

Do you want it or not?

I mean... I didn't expect it. It's not usually your thing.

No, but that doesn't mean I don't have a few nuggets of wisdom. Anyone who can actually beat me in a fight has an ounce of my respect. The rest of it left when you married him.

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Yeah, I mean... it's my fault, so it's not trouble for me... I'm just causing it. As usual.

Well maybe if you actually got out of your own way and dealt with your toxic masculinity, you would be half bad.

...Are you actually giving me advice?

Do you want it or not?

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Yeah, I mean... it's my fault, so it's not trouble for me... I'm just causing it. As usual.

Well maybe if you actually got out of your own way and dealt with your toxic masculinity, you would be half bad.

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

..... Classy

Damn right. Haven't seen you in a while, how ya been?

Me? I've been alright, I hear there is trouble in paradise for you though.

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Either way, you're both fondling huge balls.

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..... Classy

Hi Mister Radio Demon!.

I was having a conversation with a friend, and we wanted to ask, since you're the strongest sinner in hell, does that mean your monocle is the strongest monocle in hell?

Much appreciation and we hope this message finds you well!!

Well actually yes, it does mean that. Thank you for your inquiry.

Are you on a bowling date with Alastor?

Good lord, it's not a date. It's a showing of Alastor's loses!

@ask-radio-deerman

Says the man who's losing.

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

This implication feels different

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

Oh whatever

[ >:( ]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

Is that supposed to be you? That's pretty good.

ദ്ദി[ ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ]

Are you crying?

( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

What's with that face? You're fine.

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

I can't believe I actually miss you talking.

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

This implication feels different

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

Oh whatever

[ >:( ]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

Is that supposed to be you? That's pretty good.

ദ്ദി[ ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ]

Are you crying?

( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

What's with that face? You're fine.

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

This implication feels different

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

Oh whatever

[ >:( ]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

¯\_[•_•]_/¯

Is that supposed to be you? That's pretty good.

ദ്ദി[ ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ]

Are you crying?

Would you say yes to Vox if h asked you out?

I.... Yes I would. What is wrong with me today, curse that popcorn!!

You have said yes on many occasion when asked out by Vox.

All in how you word it

This implication feels different

Ha! I'm not surprised~.

Oh whatever

[ >:( ]

Oh that's unfortunate. I guess you can use those emoji things

¯\_[•_•]_/¯