DIRECTIONS UNCLEAR: DROVE OFF PIER

TOONFELL PAPYRUS "FELLA" 18+ PLAYED BY SBUBBYCAKES (BLOG AND F2F)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[glitchblackmusic]

JELLYHEAD / Glitch Black

IG: @glitch_black

[africanaquarian]

my future kid: mom you remember 2016 right?

me: *closes eyes and takes a deep sigh as darkness and evil surfaces in my mind through my memories* yes…

[flipphonegoth]

What him tongue out for

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

#would you like some cookies?

I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THE OFFER OF COOKIES, YES

[coolskeletonsdontcry]

we should hang out then! i may not be drowning in cookies anymore but i still do have plenty to go around!

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

HMMM.... PERHAPS.... IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG TIME SINCE I'VE HUNG OUT WITH ANYONE, ACTUALLY...

I MEAN!! ANYONE OF THE OLD GANG!! I HANG OUT WITH LOADS OF PEOPLE YOU'VE NEVER MET, AND, I GET.... LAID! A LOT!! SO THERE

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

#would you like some cookies?

I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THE OFFER OF COOKIES, YES

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

I HOPE THIS SELFIE COVERS MY DISDAIN FOR THE SITUATION

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

ANYWAY MERRY STUPID NEW YEAR HOLIDAY

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

ALL I GOT FOR GYFTMAS WAS A COFFEE......... BECAUSE I DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF THE STORE, AND ACTUALLY, DIRECTLY UPWARDS 

THE POLICE CAN’T ARREST THE SKY, AND THE COFFEE WAS CHEAP ANYWAY,

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

FINALLY, MY ESTEEMED BLOG WAS UNFLAGGED!!! I DON’T KNOW HOW IT GOT THAT WAY IN THE FIRST PLACE. POSSIBLY BECAUSE OF HOW COOL AND EDGY I AM!!!

[catchymemes]

[meanplastic]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds

they have never played ANY sports at all

if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand

they don’t even lift

they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete

[nookling]

[foreveranonymousfa]

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

PHOTO EDITING IS AMAZING

(IF YOU MOCK THIS PHOTO I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE)

[thegreatandterriblepapyrus]

SPIDERS ARE HELLA SCARY THO I CAN FEEL YOU THERE

I WASN’T SCARED

I WAS...............DISGUSTED! BY! ITS PRESENCE!!! IN MY ROOM!!! WHICH I HAD JUST CLEANED!!! 

AND WAS COMING UP WITH A QUICK PLAN TO DEFEAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!