Flying Grayson

[rp] send me asks! don't call me Richard

[thegreatflyinggrayson]

The one and only Dick Grayson! Don't call me Richard, it makes me feel like I'm in trouble.

Named Gotham High Society's Most Eligible Bachelor

Pronouns are he/him and they/them.

Here for a good time, not a long time. Memes, animal pictures, gymnastics. Ask me questions! I'm happy to answer anything (as long as my siblings won't kill me for it).

Don't send me asks about my dad's love life, I don't know what is wrong with him either.

[this is an rp account]

This account is occasionally pg-13 or suggestive- minors do NOT interact with those posts, please!

OC interaction is fine! Just be sure to double check with anyone who might be directly effected, such as direct relatives, clones, etc.

I run @thegreatflyinggrayson , @totallytimtastic , @future-mr-darcy , and @brucie-wayne-official   (these rules apply on all of my blogs)

Other blogs to check out, not run by me: @caint-see-me , @alfred--pennyworth , @yaowayneoficial , @cassmeifyoucan , @ohgodtheresanotherone , @babs-is-hacking-stuff , @gothamnightlight , @spoiledbutnotawayne , @the-ivy-family     (phew) that's not every blog I interact with, but they are every key player I can think of off the top of my head. I generally recommend following any rp blogs I interact with- they're all super fun and creative!

I try to get to all messages, but tumblr loves to eat up my notifications as a tasty treat! If it's been more than a day or two, just send me one more message!

[skenpiel]

you can make him transparent, if you want to

[skenpiel]

wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing

[piipisroom]

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

[skenpiel]

wagga wagga wagga

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[augvian56]

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

[vilevampire]

if god is real then how come younger siblings can grow taller than older siblings

[fiaumblr]

youre doing a good job:)

[snjhp]

[sunsbleeding]

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[witchrealms]

(x)

[solidwater05]

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

[magicalgrldropout-deactivated20]

[kevinbparry]

Collection of me turning into random objects

[ohifonlyx33]

I love this because its not like cgi effects.... its practical cuts and filming the right movements and lining it all up... but it looks like live action animation sequences.

[brucie-wayne-official]

Happy new year Gotham!!!!!!

[psi-hate]

gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before

[mamalibra]

Here’s to 2023, a year of as many little courageous kindnesses as possible. ♥️

[fluffingfloofs]

To a year of kindness in 2024

[reblogbinge]

Bringing this back for 2025

[ouroborosorder]

executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-