Frankie

He/Him 19 I'm you're worst nightmare >:) profile art: changelingfangs

[thegreatfrankini]

I need yall to know that its not frankini cus I just looove that henry danger episode.

Its frankini cus i was going by frankie (still might) and i cant remember if i thought houdini was called frankini or if his name was houd, and he added the name ini.

I do remember being astonished that both frankini and thegreatfrankini werent taken.

I stupid, not obsessed with henry danger.

I hate that show.

[thegreatfrankini]

Saw 3 lads in the train station tonight at half 10 at night, they seemed like typical lad lads yk? The type to steel your journal and read your address to the class- fuck you jordan- anyway, my friend and I both notice one stroke the others hair and we're trying not to laugh cus like...thats a gay thing to do to the homie

Anyway when the homies were parting ways cus ones train was here, the stroker and stroked kissed.....which made alot of sense

Im sorry for stereotyping you mans, we werent laughing cus youre gay, we were laughing cus we glance over and the story was wrapped up in a bow

Lowkey, the nike tech lads could be and prolly are- gay.

[thegreatfrankini]

This isnt my favourite podcast, but i thimk the best and most intriguing character in anything is neige from not quite dead, like hes not even my favourite in all podcasts, but i love him.

I may just love french accents tho...

[thegreatfrankini]

Is the knock thrice merch coming back? Like is it in shop and theyre restocking when they can? I don't know loads abt them and i only have the useless social medias where ppl dont update on stuff like this.

Like I'm just tryna gage if I should be getting my crazy fan letters ready for mailing to beg for it back and starting a hedgefund to buy it all.

[thegreatfrankini]

Also if theyee adding to it then I prepose some Gerry merch obviously- maybe a jumper with eyes on the joints- or gloves with eyes.

Oh and book wallets would be so cool- bags would be cool too, but i feel more people would use an ex altiora or bonetuners tale or account of the trapped boom wallet more.

And scarves after each fear

Oh- or a tape recorder wallet

Im really just giving myself diy ideas (the scarf one ive already kinda started)

[thegreatfrankini]

Is the knock thrice merch coming back? Like is it in shop and theyre restocking when they can? I don't know loads abt them and i only have the useless social medias where ppl dont update on stuff like this.

Like I'm just tryna gage if I should be getting my crazy fan letters ready for mailing to beg for it back and starting a hedgefund to buy it all.

[thegreatfrankini]

19 is far too old, 18 had much more aura

[beardedmrbean]

[thegreatfrankini]

She was made for comedy

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[gallusrostromegalus]

Thoughts, in approximate order:

You know, given how C. lupus, C. lupus familiaris, and C. latrans can all create perfectly viable hybrids, and that the proto-dogs that domestic dogs descended from much more resembled coyotes than wolves, it's not really a surprise that some yotes are experimenting with domestication.

Goddamn that lady must be fucking shredded to be able to chase down a coyote through a swamp.

"Don't let wild animals into your house, you are not going to make Dogs 2.0, you're going to get injured and the animal killed." is probably obvious enough advice that I don't need to put it in the tags as a reminder.

...I know more than four people on this site that have poisoned themselves trying out 'foraging guides' they found online, two people IRL who tried to keep raccoons at pets, and have a family member who got hospitalized for Cat Scratch Fever after grabbing a feral cat bare-handed. This is apparently, not obvious enough.

Do Not Attempt To Domesticate Coyotes

[thegreatfrankini]

Id die in america cus they just look like dogs

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[thegreatfrankini]

This is everything in my notes

[gerrysbadlydyedhair]

god fucking dammit jon

[thegreatfrankini]

I fucking love this

[thegreatfrankini]

How do you get over the fear that youre wasting your life just cus you arent hanging with friends or having life changing experiences right this second? Does it like, go away when youre old and jaded thwn reappear when your 50 to make you buy a sportscar?

I don't like driving, sports, or cars, but if a sportscar is the cure then I will start saving imdiantly!

[thegreatfrankini]

My least favourite thing will always be white girl jokes from men but especially white men

Like why are you tryna say shit on me when we're both the colour of paper?

Like you're laughing at her music taste or saying shes being too woke, but last time I checked you can't be in the sun without getting allegations of being lobster rcta.

All youre doing is making fun of women and everyone knows, casper the friendly fuckin ghost.

Actually shut up, you're embarrassing

[thegreatfrankini]

I fucking wish I was born a guy

I wish I was an emo gay teenager

I wish I had long hair and some scruffy facial hair

I wish when I wore feminine clothes it didnt make me look like a

Confused girl

I wish when I look at my genderqueer bracelet I didnt

Feel like a shit lier

While my expression and experience of gender are inherently

Queer

I can't call myself that anymore because

To be trans and anything but

Masculine is to be a

Confused girl

Its to be the

Delusional

Lieing

White girl- who just wants attention and- doesnt know herself at all- and oh dont worry she'll grow out of it.

I wish that telling one of my only trans friends

That I hate it all

They didn't say

"You don't owe anyone

Masculinity"

I know I don't

I know they're right

But when

We

Wear jewellery

And have long hair

One of us is seen as queer, and the other is just a

Confused

Girl

[thegreatfrankini]

Hey remember a couple days ago when I posted saying I think my view on being trans has shifted and ive started to except i wasnt born cis?

You remember that?

Yea well I was fucking wrong. Someone get me a fuckin drink cus its pride month

[thegreatfrankini]

The hypervisability of rrans women and invisibility of trans men has to stem from trans women presenting heavily more female as a group compared to trans men who are presenting more male as a group (ik i just said water is wet but hold up)

Like think about women in the past who went against sexist norms? Now think about the fact that transphobes view trans men as women who are going against every standard for women and look less and less like women (something alot of us have variying levels of inherent hate against due to internalised sexism) so ofc they wanna sweep us under the rug cus what fucking happend to all the women in the past to not marry or act improper or not be able to have kids? They were ostracised.

[sicklyvictorianboiii]

Telling trans men to stop making everything about us is hilarious to me because when is anything ever about us

[thegreatfrankini]

Fr, tryna feel like shit on tumblr cus im depressed with dysphoria and all thats coming up no matter my search is OF promo and discourse

[thegreatfrankini]

Ive been watching youtube all day today and yesterday and the only ads ive been getting is revolout (which i still dont know how to spell) and vartions of ads promoting floating....

Ykw I'll take floating over ai