Hello Weary Traveller

Buy any wares? Dax • 16 • He/Him

[thegreatgargantuan]

Let’s talk bugs

Good:

- Moth (sounds like moss)

- Snails

- Nice Spiders

- Grasshoppers

Bad:

- C*ckroaches (Unchristian name)

- B*tterflies (Same reason)

- Mean Spiders

- Raccoons (too big to be a bug)

Ugly:

[thegreatgargantuan]

Ladies, if your man:

- Loves rock

- Has an untraditional body shape

- Mostly grows on northern facing planes

- Is a small, non-vascular flowerless plant that typically forms dense green clumps or mats

That’s not your man at all. That’s moss.

[rhan-hastur]

I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️‍🌈

[thegreatgargantuan]

This just in: queer bats

[thegreatgargantuan]

I told people I was in a relationship with a crab rave meme. I told. I told people I was in a relationship. I told people I was in a relationship with a motherfucking crabrave meme.

Who am I?

Anyways back to your normally scheduled goblin content now, gobble gobble (that’s the noise we make I think)

[thegreatgargantuan]

Is this a meme? I don’t even know what to call this.

[spicymochi]

would you race him

[vampyrbytch]

i would let him win

[thegreatgargantuan]

I’m just saying, the world would be a better place if we all just started living a little more like the moss 🤷🏻

[box-with]

i might make stickers

[thegreatgargantuan]

Don’t Enter the Woods. She won’t let you leave.

[thegreatgargantuan]

Oh the things I would do to be able to leave everything behind and become one with the bog...

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Frank: Let's be honest, we have 12% of a plan.

Ken: He's not wrong.

Me: No, we have a rough outline! That's at least 25% of a plan.