[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

[beeth0ven]

historians: well we dont want say this is a love letter because men often expressed affections differently back then, so this person wasn’t gay, they were just friends

the letter in question: hey babe i cant wait for you to raw me tonight. aw man i love you so much dear husband. love having amazing homosexual intercourse with you. i think of your face everytime my wife makes me fuck her, you are my soulmate, i am gay,

[cosmog]

nous sommes fucked

[thehairsonthebackofyourneck]

[briancoldrick]

Behind You takes the tube this week. http://thehairsonthebackofyourneck.tumblr.com/

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[hatethetrip]

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[ghostbusters20-16]

[marsjoram]

my favorite comment on the emoji movie trailer so far

[ninazuu]

[janeplease]

jill stein traded in healing rocks for a sword the revolution is upon us

[nesija]

this is what happened to the recount money

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

G'nite space mom 💜💜💜

[fuks]

that summer when the pumped up kicks song was popular was the last good summer

[superchagny-deactivated20130207]

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

[kylorenemotrash-deactivated2022]

The West Wing Characters as Dogs

[thegreatlyexaggeratedgatsby]

@cheezitslut

[hatethetrip]

[c3po]

New Yorker heart beat: bada bing bada boom

[cave]