Great Sage Equal To Heaven

The one and only Monkey King here to share on the internet

[thegreatsagewukong]

The kid said i was 'too offline for this century' so i am reluctantly making an account here.

He also made me buy a phone so ive been given access to the endless suffering that is 'the internet'

-OOC BELOW-

Hi, this is a rp blog for fun. He/him in and out of character.

Please keep things PG, i dont push any ships here i dont have any preferences.

Ask blog is open! Have fun :3

Notes on my main!!

My main isnt tagged here as its mostly 18+, but this blog does get mentions on my main with alternative drawings or oneshots posted to my Ao3. All of my main stuff is nsfw or suggestive so thats why its not linked here to keep the sanctity of PG. If your looking for the horny stuff, you'll have to look through tags to find it.

Connected accounts-

@capsaison @thecoolestnoodle @dragonbooz @sixearedshadow @tangycicada @thethirdlotusprince @mayorofmegapolis

[thegreatsagewukong]

Ah yes. I've seen this before.

[thegreatsagewukong]

is macaque fluffy?

He'd argue he isn't, but he definitely is. He used to be greasy though, like a wet rat.

[sixearedshadow]

I'd love to see you stay well groomed after being on the run for years, Wukong. Showers are a luxury

[thegreatsagewukong]

Do what I did, jump in river. Its not that hard, bud.

[thegreatsagewukong]

is macaque fluffy?

He'd argue he isn't, but he definitely is. He used to be greasy though, like a wet rat.

[thecoolestnoodle]

So my phone got smashed 🫡

Honestly, surprised this doesn't happen more often.

Anyways hi, I'm alive.

[thegreatsagewukong]

Use a phone case, kid. Lols

[redstonedust]

guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw

[thegreatsagewukong]

So for the Oregon Trails we have the ‘You have died from dysentery’ as a.. meme, I guess?

If there an equivalent for Journey to the West?

Probably 'kidnapped by a demon'

Or 'discovered evil mountain'

Or maybe died of dysentery works too, im sure many pilgrims have died of that on the journey we took. Although we survived because we're just built different

[thegreatsagewukong]

What’s your favorite animal transformation and have you ever played the Untitled Goose Game?

Bird, it's the most useful for people watching. No one suspects the bird to be a super powered monkey!

And no, im not much of a gamer. Sure I've played some that MK recommended, usually with him watching and telling me what to do but I don't play much on my own.

[thecoolestnoodle]

*holds up microphone* opinion on the rumors of SWK and Macaques secret affair?

Secret?

[thegreatsagewukong]

People ask about this?

[thegreatsagewukong]

Can we call you Grandpa?

I dont have kids so nah, i dont mind being called "you're magesty" though....

[thegreatsagewukong]

Happy pride? Apparently its pride month!

Just know that monkey king supports you no matter what your identity or orientation!

Considering I'm in whats seen as a 'homosexual partnership'... Whatever that means.... (mk told me)

[thegreatsagewukong]

Mr. King, Mr. King! If you're looking for comics or graphic novels, have you read the "Demon-Slaying Chronicles"/"Exorcism Records: Journey to the West"? It's short and doesn't have much story wise but the art is absolutely amazing! There's another more well known one ("The Monkey King The Complete Odyssey" by Chaiko) that also has pretty good art. (Below is a picture from Demon-Slaying Chronicles)

I havent seen these but I'll add em to the list!! MK and Mei have made a list of media to catch up on, hopefully MK has a few copies of these. (considering he's a Monkey King Fanatic)

Thanks for the recommendation!!

[thegreatsagewukong]

Hi Mr. King! I have a question about the past. What was Master Sanzang like and did the JTTW book do him justice or did it change him to fit the story’s narrative?

To be honest I never read the book?? But the shows had him pretty accurate. Master was kind and understanding aswell as a strict asshole who listened to piggy too much.

All in all he was a good guy, he did alot to help shape who I am today. I'll always appreciate him for that.

[thegreatsagewukong]

My king! A question!

Imagine you're a Magical Girl and you already give your staff to MK

What other thing you can use as Magical Weapon?

Something like metal bassball bat? A metal pipe? Or a gun?!

I had to ask MK what a Magical Girl was, but if I were to think about it...

Staff like weapons are my main thing but I've used pretty much every type of weapon at this point... Im gonna be boring and say a bat, because they're similar enough to a staff in shape.

[thegreatsagewukong]

Hater? Nah they just another fan my king 😮‍💨 Let the dog bark

You're right, hate is the biggest complement. They are that obsessed they need named their blog after me!

I'm thriving.

[thegreatsagewukong]

YOU!! 🫵

ME???

I have a hater?? What's new...

[thegreatsagewukong]

GUYS NOBODY PANIC BUT THE GREAT SAGE IS IN MY DMS RN

Ooc: I SEND U SOMETHING ON THE WRONG BLOG ONE TIME!