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Declan Lynch simp blog

[thegreywarencycle]

Made this instead of starting my 2000 word essay due tomorrow lets goo

Uh so I just wasted a bunch of time making this, let me know if you do it

[missgirl9000]

Why is this the most tragic literature has ever been

[alexiaugustin]

adam parrish is yet another victim of being trapped in the ya genre even though he’s obviously a freak who wants to go crazy

[whodawsitbest]

too many people forgetting blue is a glorious and fearless animal. too many people forgetting blue sargent main character of all time. what if your girl shredded and crocheted her own wardrobe and covered her room in various crafts and wanted to study ecology and needed multiple pins to keep her hair back and worked 1 million odd jobs including teaching penmanship to third graders and agreed to ride in a helicopter with strangers on a first date and kissed a ghost bc she realized she could and slipped her hand into her friends’ hands whenever she felt like it and joined their quest with the same wonder and loyalty as if it were her own and LITERALLY breathed life and energy into the people around her. you would never shut up about her probably

[bluesalinger]

of course ronan lynch is in my dream blunt rotation, who do you think is providing the dream blunts

[industrations]

​i really wanted to draw them exploaring cabeswater

[softwetmoss]

Good heavens I did NOT pick up on Ronan telling his Latin teacher to get his cock out on the first readthrough

[slarxsa]

Just some people and their smiley laughy boy that they love soooo much

[kidspawn]

Hey, does anyone remember in The Dream Thieves when The Grey Man goes to beat the shit out of Declan and starts listing all the marked doors at Aglionby (Diligence, Generosity, Piety) then tells us Declan lives in a dorm marked Effervescence - lively, enthusiastic, exciting, often associated with youth.

Then The Grey Man says he was called effervescent once, but says it's only because he "had very straight teeth" and considers straight teeth a "prerequisite for effervescence".

And he noticed Declan Lynch, famously without a life or youth, who spends so much time creating a mundanely youthful exterior to avoid attention (falsified friend groups, miscellaneous girlfriends and one night stands, an "average" teen experience), is intentionally dull to avoid making his father's mistakes. Declan Lynch, who we immediately learn has very straight teeth.

[squash1]

THE LISTS OF THINGS RONAN CAN NEVER FORGET, NEVER UNFEEL, ARE ACTUALLY DEVASTATING? HEALING? BOTH????

[the dream thieves & greywaren]

he decides to come back to himself BECAUSE of how much he loves this life with these people even though it’s hard and awful and scary sometimes. i’m unwell.

[squash1]

“i’m so normal about the lynch brothers” i say as i SCREAM AND CRY ABOUT THIS FUCKING LINE

WHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE !!!!????

[squash1]

listen i am a colin greenmantle Hater to the end but him walking around in a tailored suit jacket and boxers while drinking directly out of a wine bottle that he claims has “notes of black powder and abandonment” and wishing that there was someone their to see just how “aesthetically pathetic and desperate” he looked, is VERY relatable behavior. not to mention him narrating his own downfall in the third person and claiming that despite his nervous breakdown in his late thirties, onlookers will be shocked by his “ability to bounce back from emotional injury.”

[squash1]

ronan calling DC D.eclan C.ity is actually the funniest shit i’m sorry

[dcvina-claires]

the “glendower was dead, had always been dead, and gansey kind of wanted to live” line has such a double meaning because on one hand we learn that the glendower who whispered to gansey was noah all along so the line is actually talking about noah, not glendower. but also gansey was going to wish noah back to life despite knowing that gansey himself was going to die in the next year. and then in the end noah gives up his life and afterlife so that gansey can live. noah was dead, had always been dead, but at least he made it so that gansey could live

[gaewaren-deactivated20250521]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the dream thieves” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i think that white mitsubishi is trying to fuck me

my narrative foil doing a line of coke off my back: taking things out of your dreams is like stealing a tv from walmart

[cowboylikewren]

hello? 😐🙋‍♀️ *realises it’s adam* oh ☺️ heyyyy 🥰😍🤭

[the-great-kraken]

if you still aren't convinced the gangsey are The Most Dramatic Mfs, when i first started reading trc, i stumbled across the "dream me something new for every night" quote out of context

and i genuinely thought that was going to be what gansey said to ronan before he died. i was convinced. but he actually just went to his parents for like two days