Tonight, the foxes will hunt the hounds

Oh yes why hello there my fellow peers. It is I, Eddward. Though my colleagues call me Double D. This is my preferred moniker. I am currently in college double majoring in Entomology and Botany. I have many interests. ((This is an independent Double D AU blog from Ed Edd and Eddy. I will rp with anyone from any fandom!!))

[somnambulistsedge]

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delicious blood fountain by thehatstayson

[inboxstuff]

This is a Magic Anon generator. Just screenshot this post, or click and drag the GIFs, for the M!A and the duration, then send it to the person who reblogged this post! Please do not remove this text from the post.

[inboxideas]

My character is dead and yours is playing with a ouija board. Send me a "↝" for the short phrase my character would guide your character’s hands to spell.

[blogofmissjoanwatson]

If you read the rules and information of a rp page before interaction, can you reblog this, please? I want to see how many do.

[astrodidact]

[rpmissionboard]

Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.

Nightmares

Humanity

Guardian

Torture

Insanity

Slaughter

Order

Morality

Loyalty

Promise

Betrayal

Epiphany

Apathy

Memories

Loss

Lies

Death

Love

Plans

Pawns

revenge

Monster

Time

Waiting

Laugh

Trend

Alliance

Natural

Pretence

Urge

Impression

Critic

Accent

Stranger

Judgement

Delirious

Instinct

Damage

Illusion

End

[dark-paradisox]

People who reblog this before July 10th will receive a Pokemon egg!!

You don’t have to be a Pokemon roleplay blog, or a Pokemon blog to participate in this~ 

Example:

“Here’s your Pokemon egg! Take good care of it until it hatches!”

*next day* “Oh look! Your egg is about to hatch!”

"It hatched into…"

"…an Aron! Congratulations!"

This is just an example - you might get a legendary pokemon! 😊

[fukknowsbby-deactivated20240619]

just saying thats a few days before my birthday…..*hint hint, nudge nudge*

[transparensie]

a short comic i did for my english sci-fi final, about a girl and her android

talk about things taking forever @__@

6.11.14

[babybutta]

;______;

[inactiveblog24601-deactivated20]

one thing I find hilarious is when Shakespeare quotes are used out of context

like, people are always saying “some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” as if it’s all deep and meaningful when actually it comes from a prank letter in Twelfth Night

and “This above all: to thine own self be true” comes from Polonius in Hamlet wherein the joke is that he’s an old pompous dude giving a long and rambling speech full of contradictory pointless advice to his son

“Brevity is the soul of wit” is another joke, because again, it’s made by Polonius who will just not shut up

it’s “we are such stuff as dreams are made on” not “of “, as in, “such stuff as dreams are built on”

“wherefore art thou, Romeo” doesn’t mean “where are you, Romeo” it means “why the fuck are you called Romeo, shit, I wanted to bang you but I can’t because you’re a goddamn Montague”

all these lines have acquired a kind of dignity in text that they never had in performance or are constantly misinterpreted

It’s not necessarily bad but it is kind of funny, sometimes.

[iamthepureblindraven-blog]

#GREATNESS THRUST UPON THEM WAS A SEX JOKE#THE GREATNESS#WAS HIS PENIS#HIS FUCKING PENIS#STOP USING IT SERIOUSLY IT WAS A DICK JOKE#IM B E G G I N G YOU (x)

[homochitto-deactivated20171121]

because every tumblr should have Queen Elizabeth shooting a machine gun

[tazerbitchinheels-deactivated20]

"PHILLIP, YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN!"

[silver-tongued-viper-deactivate]

Those who reblog this before June 3rd will receive a Pokemon egg!

And in a day or two, it’ll hatch into a pokemon!

You don’t have to be a Pokemon roleplay blog, or a Pokemon blog, to participate in this~

Example:

"Here’s your pokemon egg! Take good care of it ‘til it hatches!"

*next day* “Oh look! Your egg is about to hatch!”

"It hatched into…"

"…an Aron! Congratulations!"

This is just an example — you could get any pokemon! Maybe even a shiny or a legendary~

[4gifs]

[sharkhugger]

Who’s up for Shark Week treats at Coldstone!!

That cake is ADORABLE!  Should mush some gummi sharks into the sides of the cake too, cause sharks live IN the water, not on top! ;D

Ice cream cake is delicious!

[thehatstayson]

M!As: Send Me Some!

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

[punxs]

This is my friend Sam and I.

We go to a private boarding school in Lake Tahoe, California.

Sam is pan-sexual and myself, well, I am a bit confused of who I am at the moment.

Last night, our school had a formal dinner and I asked Sam to be my date a week ago, he said yes!

The night of the formal dinner, Sam asked our assistant headmaster if he could wear a dress, he said no before he had even finished the question. When Sam and I showed up to the dinner, we were holding hands and I was also holding the roses Sam had gave to me. Sam was wearing mascara and lipstick. Our assistant headmaster freaked out and told Sam if he didn’t get the makeup off, he would be in massive trouble. Sam and I went back to the room to get his makeup off and came back down. The whole night, he was telling us how bizarre and weird we were. The night ended and the morning rose. We both have our first class of Friday with our assistant headmaster. He told the both of us if our relationship went any further, he would take us behind the barn and beat us. He also told us if we were in public school, we would have our dicks chopped off by other kids. After an entire period of being teased, Sam and I got together and thought we needed to do something about this. So here I am, Julien Nicol, 15 years old, asking for your help to spread this around and have it know that California allows private schools to discriminate against people with certain sexual preferences.

[persephoneinspace-deactivated20]

Signal boost the fuck out of this.

[cumber-porn]

How fucking dare he?!

[threeternity]

go. rebLOG. NOW.

[captainbookworm103]

That man deserves to be fired

[lovelybootyy]

Spread.

[charmless-gay-prince]

[mazetotheend]

Send a ✺ for my muse’s reaction to yours hitting mine out of anger.