TheHawk

An abridger and online parodist. Translation: I make bad internet comedy. Hope you enjoy!

[wwinterweb]

If All ‘Star Wars’ Characters Had Beards (see 4 more)

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

[factsinallcaps]

AARON BURR WAS ONE OF ONLY TWO AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENTS KNOWN TO HAVE SHOT ANOTHER PERSON WITH A GUN WHILE THEY WERE VICE PRESIDENT

[rise-like-a-sparrow]

WHO WAS THE OTHER ONE

[factsinallcaps]

DICK CHENEY IN 2006

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

both of them……………aquarius

[thehawkabridged]

Jotaro: Kakyoin, are our stands like... sentient

Kakyoin: In my opinion, yes. I wouldn't have been able to discover Hierophant Green's ability if it hadn't shown me what it could do itself. I like to think of them as spiritual partners rather than weapons.

Jotaro: Oh, cool, cool. Star Platinum screams at me whenever I take him out and there's nothing to punch.

[soldierprincessminako-deactivat]

Shinsei Industry VF-19 Excalibur

[dont-touch-my-juice]

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[andyacklesspn]

« The Best Medicine »

[suspend]

[thehawkabridged]

My overall life.

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[mhalachai]

Wayne Brady is a god amongst men.

[onlyblackgirl]

This show is wild and I love it.

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

legend

[cumaeansibyl]

Mochrie and Stiles are the funniest pair but Wayne Brady is the single best performer who has ever been on this show. creativity, composure, all-round talent. he was incredible back in the ‘90s and he’s even better now and you can fight me about it.

[thehawkabridged]

I’m back, I guess?

So, this is my first time logging into Tumblr in about three months. I miss anything fun?

[myholelife]

[g0thdog]

If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining

[yvngcurls]

I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.

[tyleroakley]

CAN’T STOP.

[yamareto-deactivated20140811]

[ponies-n-things]

There are two kinds of cartoon

[kpfightmaster-deactivated202407]

More antics from the attacking team. Everyone sure likes to make their mark right before the start of a match one way or another

Also if you wanna see more comics from me, joooiiiin my patreeeooon hahahahahaha;;;

[awoongi]

You cannot stop me.

[ruinedchildhood]

Walk away like a BOSS

LMAO

[randamhajile]

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember the time Sponge Bob made a Squidward balloon animal out of condoms

[genofattolia]

[unknown221753058]

me at a job interview