Little bit of context before the next HC:
1, My primary pokemon team (the one I use when battling regular trainers and Legendaries) consists of: Metagross, Milotic, Galvantula, Rhydon (bc I just don't like the Rhyperior evolution process), Hydreigon and Chandelure.
2, my imagination runs completely hog wild when I'm left to my own devices for too long and I inevitably end up creating a scenario in my head of me and my team of Pokémon walking in a forest or something.
3, I don't care about Stats, Type Advantages/Disadvantages, Competitive Metas or any of the like, I adore Pokémon bc they're Fun and Cute/Handsome.
4, I Like Sleeping, that's all.
Everything clear? Aight. Onto the Headcanons! (or would it be Regular Canons cuz this all goes on in my head?)
My Pokemon Team Headcanons (bc I am wierd and have Zero Filter):
- Darling (Galvantula) Adores Cheri Berries and makes it her mission to find and hoard as many of them as physically possible for her and her many Joltik children (I spent 3 weeks hatching Shiny Joltik's and flooding the wonder trade with them in Gen 5).
- Simon (Rhydon) crushes Coal into Diamonds for absolutely no reason which in-turn has caused Brigand (Hydreigon) to constantly go out and grab random pieces of Coal for Simon bc she (Brigand) has a crush on the Crusher.
- Mira (Chandelure) has a habit of 'Accidentally' breaking into Pokemarts in the middle of the night and taking single packs of 10 Burn Heals.
- Benev (Metagross) and Malev (Milotic) like throwing Tea Party's (even though Benev is a Robot and Malev is allergic to Tea Leaves) and gossiping with all the Wild pokémon they find (read: Kidnap for the day).
- Lelouch (Me, Yes I stole the name; F off) sleeps on top of Benev for most of the Journey between towns and cities bc they never have the energy to walk (before you say anything, Benev likes this and even complains when Lulu stays in a single place for too long).
- Malev (then a Feebas) got their name after chasing Lelouch for Six Months for the sole purpose of slapping Benev and Mira with her Tail Fin.
- Lelouch found Simon on a beach eating sand and taking naps every few hours, Lelouch made Friends with Simon and they took a nap together before Simon just started to tag along.
- Mira almost made Mt. Pyre erupt the last time Lelouch went home bc a Skarmory insulted Malev (that Skarmory was later found by a wandering Ranger, Burnt to a metallic crisp and Traumatised).
- Brigand never gained good Vision after Evolving into a Hydreigon so she has to rely on Benev giving her Directions.
- Darling and Simon are the competitive members of the Team and frequently spar (often times resulting in Simon re-arranging the local Terrain and Darling leaving behind excessive quantities of Electrified Webs).
- Lelouch doesn't enjoy Battling and would much rather (and secretly does) allow Benev to coordinate with the others while They go to sleep standing up with their eyes open.
- Simon Traumatised Sabrina's Alakazam by simply not thinking and just beating the poor fella around the arena, Eyes and Mind completely blank (Lelouch didn't even teach him that, he just did it the second the fight started).
- Mira is afraid of the Dark due to some circumstances involving a Frying Pan, six Eevee's, a moist towel and a Trench Coat (she doesn't like Eevee's much either).
- sometimes Benev stands still for days on end waiting for something to happen (read: a particularly rude Acorn that has somehow been hitting Darling in the Thorax for the last six years).
- Lelouch is one of the few human beings in the Pokémon world to have encountered Kyurem multiple times and even has a cordial rapport with the Incomplete Legendary Pokémon.
- Lelouch is completely unaware that their childhood friend, Gym Leader Flannery, is madly in love with them, both of their Pokémon mentally (and sometimes physically in Simon's case) face-palm during every interaction between the two.
- Darling and Malev are so very gay for each other but neither wants to admit it to Lelouch (they already know and just don't give a sh*t).
- Benev is Lelouch's starter Pokémon (Lulu is Steven Stone's 2nd Cousin) and spent the first year of their Journey as a Beldum because Lelouch didn't want him to Evolve too quickly (the same with Benev's Metang Stage).
- Lelouch found Darling in Vermillion Forest after falling asleep under a particularly large tree and waking up to find themself dangling 43ft in the air with no shirt, Darling made herself known and was acting all angry and stuff before Benev released themself from their ball and proceeded to absolutely Style on Darling before rescuing Lulu, who promptly caught Darling and moved on with their life.
- Lelouch owns a large beach house in Alola and periodically spends a couple months there every few years, during that time they find themselves constantly badgered by Locals wanting Battles or to show off their Pokémon, Lulu hates this.
Done, dusted. Move on. Bye bye.