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Sho was starting to get used to noticing the variations in the different versions of the Reapers in Shibuya. He’d always had a knack for sensing the presence of others and quantifying it, but after seeing so many variations of the same people, he’d been able to refine his senses to the UG even more. If it weren’t for that, he’d never have realized that the pink hooded girl across the street was one he hadn’t met before.

Her presence might not have been the most noticeable one in Shibuya, at first glance she really didn’t seem like anything worth Sho’s time, but the last version of her he had met seemed to have a lot of information about . Sho could always make time for information.

“Hey, digit, mind lending me a hand with some arts and crafts?”

#ooparts #sorry that this is mostly based on interactions with other versions of koko #Sho hasn't met many of them #but it sounds like you write her differently so I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes

Starter Call for the Trash Reaper!

#starter call #I got nothing to reply to atm

If 4 is for you, and 9(nein) is German for no what would I never give you?

“You zeroes are just giving me numbers with no operations. Alright, let’s put on our thinking hats. 9 - 4 = 5, so you’ll never give me a (hi-)5. 4 x 9 = 45, so you’ll never give me an hour long special on TV + ad time. 4 + 9 = 13, so you’ll never give me bad luck. I could try a few other operations, but they’d just give me negatives, endless fraction, or other useless solutions. So take your pick or give me a real equation.”

#Sho's not a big fan of all the open ended math riddles #they're amusing to me tho #Anonymous

If 3.14 is pi. And rounding up 3.14 gives you 3. What will your mother cook on June 3rd 2018?

“Well if you round UP then it’s 4, not 3. And the value of x is Undefined, your equation’s missing a digit.”

#sorry this was sitting in my inbox for so long #thanks for sending me something!#baronroyale

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Oh! My muse just took a sip of the Honesty Potion! They walk up to your muse and admit how they feel about them! Send ‘Be honest’ to hear them out!

Note: It not necessarily has to be a confession about being in love, etc. My muse will admit what they think about yours and how it makes them feel. They might say that they view your muse as a friend but it’s annoying when they get into trouble; or that they never really liked your muse even though they were acting nice towards them; of course it can become a confession about love since the childhood and honestly and other scenario. It all depends on my muses opinion about yours.

atarashi-coco-live:

“It’s just like, kind of his thing.” Laziness was Kariya’s very well known MO. He could probably run rings around everybody else if he cared. But he didn’t. Being an Officer sounded like it was tons of busy work and lame work so she totally got that.

“I like, have a couple tricks up my sleeve.” Also Kariya. Kariya was the best partner ever, flat out.

She would have mentioned her deck by the end of her week - it had been a fairly solid one - but there was the very welcome interruption to the conversation. Food! And the miso ramen placed in front of her was the one of her choice - extra spring onion, a whole egg worth of egg, and plenty of veggies.

Food time first, then she’d explain that she wasn’t just tiny and adorable. Very few Noise had much resistance to being smacked around with floating cars and vending machines. Mm, ramen. Delicious, delicious ramen. This was totally the best idea for what to do today.

“Believe me, I understand not working, it’s the rest of his equation that makes zero sense to me. Honestly, I don’t know how he keeps his numbers up enough to stay in the UG.”

Darn, just when the conversation was getting interesting. If a tiny thing like Coco could make it through the Game, she might have some good strategies to add to his equation. But as soon as their bowls were in front of them, it was obvious that conversation was shelved. Oh well, he’d get to it later.

In the meantime was his own meal, the “usual” he had ordered. Tonkotsu was always his go to in any ramen shop, but Sho’s special added about 5 extra slabs of ham. One would assume that there were other toppings and noodles underneath the mountain of meat, but they weren’t visible at first glance. A discerning eye might notice the red tinge to the meat, with an even redder broth underneath, courtesy of the chili powder infused in the dish.

Sho immediately took a huge bite out of some pork with all the grace and finesse one would expect from a man who piles trash for fun.

#atarashicocolive #I hear ya #it took me out of commission for three months

eternalbunni:

“ h-huh? ” she probably should be scared, not that Usagi was ever particularly known for her self preservation instincts – she at least understood the concept of stranger danger, but he has her baffled, befuddled & confused. “ heck-to-pascal ? who’s pascal ? he’s not Japanese that’s for sure. ” apparently deciding immediately he isn’t talking to her with that weird, math lecture, mouth. so he must need help !! “ if you’re looking for your friend you should probably ask the mall security for help, Mister. ”

Sho blinked. This girl had managed a feat few could boast, she stunned Sho into silence. He was used to people not understanding his usual jargon, but this kid really took the pi. “You’re... joking, right? You got the whole explanation of your current equation, right? The part about only people in the UG being able to see you?” He let out a mix between a sigh and a groan. “I’ll make this simple, I’m a Reaper, and the only thing I’m looking for is easy Players to erase.”

#eternalbunni #sorry for the delay on this #life happened

insomniacxt:

“Joshua hit ya’r head tha’ fuck’n hard or someth’n?!” He snapped back, teeth bared in returned at the growl. God, it honestly just two cats trying to one up each other, fur bristling on either side in annoyance. “Son o’a bitch, ain’t ya?!”

Raekai yelled, kicking part of the ‘ masterpiece ‘ and sent a barrel falling down into the streets with repetitive bangs as it tumbled against the side of the sculpture.

“I’s a pile o’ garbage ya damn fool! It’s like put’n copyrigh’ infrigmen’ ona pile of dir’! This ain’ worth anyth’n bu’ tha’ time ya spen’ on i’! yer obviously not the Sho I know ‘cuz [if] ya were him, [then] the barrel woul’a been welded!” The blood cat stuck his tongue out mockingly, pulling the bottom eyelid of his downwards (surprisingly his face paint didn’t smudge in the slightest.)

“Ya’re jus’ a lame operat’n sys’em, ou’dated an’ slow!”

“If he did, it was after he factored up your mouth. I think you’re subtracting a few letters there.” And people complain about how Sho talks. At least he uses full words.

Sho lurched as the barrel suddenly tumbled down his tower, sudden fear that the whole thing was about to tumble over. He breathed a sigh of relief as the structure settled. The curve of Sho’s anger has reached its peak now.

“Is your IQ imaginary?! I don’t know what iteration of me you’ve met, but welding subtracts the whole point! My art is as tangentially stable and exponentially dangerous as me!”

He grabbed the annoying tom cat by his collar and pushed him closer to the edge of the platform the two shared. A wicked grin spread across his face and a glint of bloodthirsty ferocity sparked in his eyes.

“Of course, if you’re not a fan of my work, I’d be happy to give you a quick trip down to the bottom.”

#insomiacxt #no worries I was gone for like three months #and immediately threatening another one of your muses

So I kinda disappeared off the face of the earth due to a combination of busy college life and depression, but I’m gonna try to be more active here now. Looks like I’ve got a few things to reply to already, but let me know if I miss a thread!

#OUT OF GARBAGE #hello I'm still alive

And a Starter Call for Kusuo too.

#OUT OF GARBAGE #starter call

Starter Call for Sho!

#OUT OF GARBAGE #starter call

((Been busy adjusting to a new semester, but I think I can start getting back into RPing now. I don’t really have much to reply to at the moment so I’ll probably make a starter call when more people are up. Feel free to like this if you want a starter from Sho tho.))

#OUT OF GARBAGE

crystallinehearted:

It’s not taking her alot of thought to realize why her shop didn’t want to let this man in. She wanted him to leave, to stop talking, or at least to do something besides talking in what math language of his.

Her eyes widened when he saw what he was about to do, but she wasn’t able to stop it in time.”Hey!” She yelled, just before he slammed to the door. In reaction to the offense, the store hardened - a purple shimmer went from one side of the store to the other, and then an invisible force pushed the offender away. “Oh now you’ve done it.” She sighed, rubbing at her green hair.

“Hey, Hey it’s okay–” She talks to her store as if it’s some kind of domestic pet, putting her hand on the door. She has half a mind to call the police on this asshole. Trying to break into her store? When it doesn’t want him inside? Who did he think he was anyways?

He only saw it for a moment before collapsing on the ground from the recoil, but he definitely saw it. The wave of some kind of energy he hadn’t seen before. Something that could even keep a Reaper out. He started to chuckle as he pushed himself back up. By the time he was back on his feet, it was a full blown howl of laughter.

“No factoring way, you’re actually not just some zero! I’m zetta curious now.” He grinned as he observed the shopkeeper trying to soothe the mysterious shop. This was definitely a new variable. And if there was one thing Sho loved, it was finding something new.

“So what are you exactly? Not a Reaper. Not a Player. An imaginary number in our equation?”

#crystallinehearted #making a building mad's definitely a new one for Sho #not that different than what he's used to tho

eternalbunni

. ¸ . ✩ “ they’re all right there – living their lives… with no idea I’m out here. ” the tiny girl presses tighter to the glass, her black hair a tangled halo around her squished cheek. it’s frosted walls the impassible barrier between Usagi & the shopping extravaganza a less trapped in a weird kinda like shibuya but mostly not, her would have loved. “ I wonder if anyone even knows I’m gone. ”

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theheaperlives

A tattooed hand pounded into the glass, sending a shiver along the barrier holding up the girl’s face. “Don’t count on that, digit. One less zero won’t make an iota of a difference to this city’s equation. Probably for the best, you look like the kind of hectopascal that wouldn’t last one nanosecond in the UG.”

#eternalbunni #Always glad to let the trash man taunt someone #I assume Usagi's a Player from the context but feel free to correct me if I was wrong #icon credit: professionalmemeologist