dragon tip: you can roar in a girl’s face to trigger her fight or flight response
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dragon tip: you can roar in a girl’s face to trigger her fight or flight response
heavy puppy,,,,
hes right where he wants to be!
"That's your outfit? Wow, you're really putting the bi in bicycle with that."
"Funny thing to say by somebody within biting distance."
"WAIT MINNIE WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIAAAAHNN~"
would y'all still think I'm cool if y'all knew I had a cowgirl tattoo on my calf whose legs I purposely skip when I shave my legs?
i sit in my huge and fucked up stone throne, tapping my finger on one of the arms and staring with burning red intensity at my loyal goblin minions who are holding up a giant tablet with tinder open on it. i point left, and they swipe left i point right and they swipe right. this is the kind of power i wield, and you have caught my eye, bewitching maiden. so, what kind of books do you like to read? i'm a fan of arcane tomes, myself.
do you like when girls have large tummy. and shirt that is small and rides up the belly
yes! although i'm always embarrassed when it happens to me 😵💫
I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".
don’t let your knight look at themselves in the mirror, they may attack it thinking it’s another knight.
where are the cute tall demon girls in my dms 👉👈
the dragon loves to show off the knight she defeated and is keeping as a pet. look at all her shiny little piercings and her pretty gilded chastity cage! isn’t she gorgeous? truly the finest treasure in the dragon’s hoard
girl who is a weighted plushie... she lays on her partner and squishes them til they calm down and relax...
project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life
everyone get more non-sexually intimate with your close friends right now !!!! or sexually if thats your jam im not the horny police
might be the best road sign i've seen this year
Booty shorts slogan
dragon hunting a human for scentwork enrichment and also crazy foreplay for both of them
yknow barn hunt? the dog sport? it’s sorta like that but they drop you in a cluttered warehouse and give you an airsoft rifle. if you can catch the dragon or convince her to give up you get to top. if she catches you she gets to top. it will be genuinely the scariest experience you’ve ever had but you’ll have so much fun
it’s also great for her! these fake hunts keep her nose sharp and help her train practical hunting skills, both for humans and for prey