50 Shades Of Glow Up.

Fuck being seen. I want to be felt. Wanderlust. I slaughter daughters & drink henny on the regular 😈 Call me Puma

[thehennyhippie]

Would y’all buy my nudes?

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[catthekitchenwitch]

Mama Cat’s Beginner Witch Garden

If you are a baby witch who wants to garden but doesn’t exactly know how to start, this is the post for you. Keep in mind that with flowering plants, there will tend to be bees. Bees are your friends unless you allergic to them because they help pollinate and support the ecosystem that humans need to survive.

A quick google search will show you how to plant and care for each of these plants. To the side are the magic purposes that Mama Cat uses them for, if you would like to use them for different kinds of magic, that is totally fine and up to you. 

If you are interested in flowers, here are some plants that are easy to grow and tend to take care of themselves. They are also great for attracting bees.

Sunflowers- good for money and confidence magic

Sweet Peas- good for love, friendship, and calming magic

Nigellas- good for protection magic

Aquilegia- good for glamours and abundance magic

Californian Poppy- good for sleep magic

Nasturtium- good for star/divination magic

Pansy- good for illusion magic

Marigolds- good for protection and glamour magic

If your more into herbs, try these out.

Chives- good for protection magic

Basil- good for money and love magic

Fennel- good for love and luck magic

Garlic- good for any kind of magic

Lavender- good for calming magic

Rosemary- good for protection and love magic

Sage- Good for protection and banishing magic

If you enjoy more leafy and hardy plants, give these a whirl

Succulents (Aloe Vera, Hen and Chicks, Cobweb)- Good for strength magic

Ferns- good for happiness and protection magic

English/Star Ivy- good for protection magic

Philodendron- good for protection and strength magic

Dragons Tongue- good for glamour night magic

If you would like to try growing some vegetables, try these.

Potatoes- good abundance and money magic

Onions- good for magic in general

Radishes- good for banishing magic

Pumpkins- good for fertility magic

Tomatoes- good for money and luck magic

Cabbage- good for strength and prosperity magic

Peas- good for fertility and abundance magic

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[magickalmenagerie]

✨💸 💵 💴 💳 💎💶 💷 💰🏝

Fast Cash Emoji Spell

- To bring you surprise money

- To bring a bigger paycheck

- To help you cut corners until money is available

- To procure help!

Loves Charge

Reblogs Cast

[melaninsugarbarbie-blog]

Your success is already yours.

Put in the work and believe that you deserve to win. Don’t let delays or roadblocks make you think otherwise. You asked for it so it’s already on it’s way to you. Go have some fun, relax and do a little work when necessary. You got this 💕

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[leaping-hare-witchery-deactivat]

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

[notoriouslynay]

Money postttt

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[resonance-of-libra]

You made me lol ^_^

[neshtasplace]

I’m reblogging cause I had a great boon, so charging this post with more power!

[celestictarot]

I need money so bad :’(

[traplikebossy]

I wish the universe would stop punishing me already and just let me prosper. I’m literally begging for the suffering to stop.

[thehennyhippie]

Same sis 😔

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Reblog the nat 20 megadiamond for 20 years of success on bullshit the DM didn’t plan for

[dynastylnoire]

I have to be ovulating because sheeeesh

The need to procreate is strong

[idontgiveafi-nuck-deactivated20]

Ok. I was just talking about this last night. I hate feeling like my body is preparing itself. Like bitch, NO.

[dynastylnoire]

Same. I feel like it’s setting me up for failure. I’m in the middle of a dick deficit. I was doing so well without. Now a niggas cologne might have me making some bad decisions

[munroesdream]

^^^

[msdecember31st]

@dynastylnoire so damn real! 😩

[dynastylnoire]

Got me in the mirror looking down at the pussy like what are you doing? I thought we were friends!…..we talked about this

[rulerqueenbee567]

😂😂😂

[chubbygirlindreamland]

You’ll laughing a bitch sitting here like was that dick worth messing up my my cycle

[dynastylnoire]

[mbflyer]

The not so funny thing about this post is….some of us can tell when you’re close. The scent of your body changes in the most subtle of ways

[dynastylnoire]

I need y'all animal planet ass niggas to stay away from me. We both can’t be smelling each other.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Animal planet niggas 😂😂😂

[deauxez]

Dudes try to be good too but sometimes you catch a whiff and it gets in your nose and mouth starts to water and next thing you know you pounce

[dynastylnoire]

Your mouth starts to water though? Lies

[ronracer]

Mines is….

[dynastylnoire]

Here you go. Don’t play with me sir. You could get it air mailed

[bando--grand-scamyon]

DICK DEFICIT BYE

[loudmindsofttalk]

I think that’s enough timblr for today😶💀💀

[kzmfotb]

My mouth is water while I’m reading this… Ima have to go ahead and verify that one about the scent. It’s like them instincts just turn on and you know THERE SHE GO!!!

[dynastylnoire]

ya’ll just got wet mouths

there isn’t even anything to smell 

[kzmfotb]

Better go google pheromones and put SOME RESPECK ON MY NOSE

[dynastylnoire]

I know what pheromones are.

 I’m just not buying y’all Pavlovian Pussy theory

[godfearingwomanist]

I know after a woman works out …pheromones and all that shit is smellable but nah yall talkin bout some dog scent noses and that freaks me out 😂

[gawdofdopeshit]

A woman’s scent can dead ass make a mans mouth water. That shit is legit.

[333999666]

I learn something new everyday on Tumblr.

[federalchickensoup]

Pavilion Pussy theory. @dynastylnoire fam can I like get this conversation on a shirt? 😂😂😂

[dynastylnoire]

Lol do the thing

[jhameia]

i came to empathize with fellow ovulators and did not expect pavlovian pussy theorizing

[korrslight]

Lmao some cycle of the moon shit

[dynastylnoire]

It’s BACK

[tinypusa]

This entire post😂

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

So much happened here

[proudthereminmom]

Just to confirm this scent shit is very true. I use sell so many panties when I was ovulating and my ex loved my scent. He would literally lay in between my legs and smell.

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

[imoverallofit]

Sometimes…. I regret even reading this post.

[canecadet]

Lmao this is all 100% fax. I can tell when my wife is ovulating by her scent. Mouth be watering. Dick be hard as hell and all she doin is minding her business doing homework nshit😂

[cowboyguwop]

How am I just now seeing this post?

[lesteslayss]

Lol this whole post is golden

[boyofzoot]

[thehennyhippie]

Does anyone know if any stripper wear stores in Atlanta?

I need to go shopping for work outfits

[thehennyhippie]

How did I get here?

Here I am. 26 years old, living in the basement of the man who sexually abused my sister as a child. No one in my black ass family made it a point to shun this man. No one took measures to protect me. No one thought to tell me. Can a pedophile be rehabilitated? Not to my knowledge. I was taught once you’re a nasty man, you’re ALWAYS a nasty man. Let me back up. I can explain...

So last year was an extremely dark year for me. I mean they say you’re supposed to have growing pains but I got hit by a bus with them. I always valued friendship because my family was super small. I grew up in California. Isolated from my huge family in Mississippi, kept away from my Dad’s side (he was always in and out of the country anyways), and only really fucked with my Mom and sisters. My mother has a mental disorder. Borderline personality disorder to be exact so growing up wasn’t a crystal stair. I had to learn to deal with the manipulation, the extreme emotions, and the anger she would have. I never knew all of the crazy shit that happened to my Mom, all I knew was that everyone made her out to be the villain. And a person hearing all of the crazy stories and things that have been said about my Mom, yeah, they would think so too. I digress. Being as though I dont have much close family, I became close with my friends. They were the family I could choose. And  just knew I had chosen my family perfectly. That is until dumb ass 20 somethings do the dumb ass shit they do. I had a “friend” completely ditch me for her girlfriend then when I wasn’t interested in being friends with her after try and talk to TWO people who I had already fucked (gross), had one try to fuck with my ex of YEARS in front of my face then blame it on being drunk and high (although the next day when she was sober she was still on the dumb shit. My ex was even texting me telling me how uncomfortable she was) , and lastly had a friend let her girlfriend talk shit about me on social media and did NOT check her bitch about the shit. Now, I could just be being petty. But I feel as though I’m just demanding the same type of friendship that I give. I am able to balance. I don’t ditch my friends when I find someone new and I’m DEFINITELY not fucking my friends exs. There are way too many bitches in the world. Anyways, I had just lost a LOT of friends and I was really trying to cope with being alone again most of the time. My best friend in the world lived about 8 hrs driving away. We always call everyday. Me and my other best friend/my “Baby Muva” we fall out like every other year. We were having a fallen out over the same shit. She got a man and I felt like she ditched me. Now, lets remember I understand how relationships work and the honeymoon phase and all but ya’ll don’t even know how often I saw this woman. From you hitting me up to kick it at least 4x a week to not at all because you got a dick in your life? I was appalled. See I too had a plaything, not a girlfriend, but a plaything. But I could balance! And when I was in a relationship (going 3 years strong single. And for good reason) I could still balance my love life and my friends. Back to the point, I was hurt. I felt like no one gave a fuck about my feelings. No one gave a fuck about loyalty. No one GIVES a fuck about loyalty honestly. The loyal people tend to get the short end of the stick. At the time I was living with my Mom. Now living with a mentally ill person can make you question your own sanity. I’ve questioned mine constantly and still can’t seem to think of the answer. Between living with my Mom and her crazy and dealing with all of the drama that came with the family I chose, I was ready to go. I began looking at places everywhere. Trying to figure out where I could take my skills and thrive. What were my skills? Well, I worked in the medical field for YEARS, had some customer service, and really just wanted to help and be around successful black people. So where did I look? Atlanta of course! I had a friend there. My best friend was locked up at Lee Arrendale Correctional Facility for three years. We constantly corresponded through letters and jail face time (which proved to be fruitless later in life) so when she got out I felt like our friendship didn’t miss a beat. She encouraged me to come visit ATL. I told my sister I was going to ATL to visit a friend and she told me that her Dad said I could stay at his house when I came to visit. Now, to give you guys some back story about my sister’s dad, he was always nice to me when he was around. He always told people I was his bonus baby. He called me his 3rd daughter. He and my mother were married for 15 years and broke up due to infidelity. That’s what I was told at least. & then right after their divorce, my Mom got knocked up by an illegal Jamaican immigrant and this blessed miracle occurred (me!). So I was down! I would have been saving money on a hotel. So I went, loved it, and decided during the trip I would move to Atlanta. This is where shit starts getting weird... 

(to be continued)

[bittersuggestion]

Spend more time outside at night when everything is quiet

[chulachicana]

i live in the hood bitch

[psychedelicfelon]

😂😂😂

[thehennyhippie]

Same 😩😭

[rontieremodeled-deactivated2023]

My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them. My dreams are attainable and I will reach them.

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[outlandishandpolished-blog]

I dont agree with the existence of TSA but if this could save a life…..

[ehyeh-joshua]

For once, something useful the TSA can do.