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How would the companions and advisors react if Hawke had become the Inquisitor/Herald?
āCompanions react to Hawke as Inquisitor/Herald of Andrasteā
Ohhhhh. Oh nooooo. Weāve actually talked about this before as a passing conversation when we played, but it still hurts. Thank you for the ask, anon
-Lord Lex
Cullen
-Somewhat weary of the Champion. They are a force to be reckoned with and chaos incarnate, yet they still have this almost normal sense to them. After what happened at Kirkwall, Cullen is a bit concerned on what will happen to their enemies, yet knows they might have a chance at winning.
Josephine
-Honestly excited to work with The Hawke. The stories that were told, the rumors that surrounded them. Itās between wanting to ask what was real and what was not or to try and keep up her professional air.
Leliana
-Also interested in working with Hawke, but for different reasons. Her past service in the Lothering Chantry had allowed her to meet Hawke's family, particularly getting to know the twins. It was only in Kirkwall did she come into contact with Hawke again, and even then it was interesting circumstances both with killing and party going. Leliana feels that, for once, this will bode well.
Vivienne
-A old and noble name from Kirkwall itself? Color her intrigued and impressed. Lady Vivienne has heard their story over and over again, so it would only make sense that she should offer her assistance to such a powerful ally.
Varric
-No. Not again. Hawke had already been through so much. Even with Varric trying to keep their location a secret, Hawke ended up at the wrong place at the wrong time. Why were they being forced to keep giving? No matter what, Varric stays by their side to help and keep their head afloat.
Cole
-Cole has heard the name, but why are people excited for them to be here? Everyone seems happy to have this hawk here even as the shadows follow them. They smile yet they carry such pain. Why was everyone happy for this person when they were tired and wishing for nothing more than to disappear.
Solas
-Rather curious about them, though also keeps his distance more than he wouldāve with a normal Inquisitor. Hawke was a known name, whether good or bad, and had also been in dealings with Flemmeth. This was one he had to make sure to keep an eye on.
Cassandra
-Pleased to have Hawke on their side, but also trying to contain this hopeful feeling she has. With the Champion leading the Inquisition, the odds were in their favor. Plus, it also presented the chance to ask what was real and what was a lie that Varric spun.
The Iron Bull
-I mean, a jobās a job, right? Doesnāt matter who it is, as long as him and his boys get paid at the end of the day. Though, he is a bit curious to meet this champion. Heās heard many things about them from being in the Qun and as a spy in general. They must be tough or a mastermindā¦or stupid.
Dorian
-Oh, he had to meet the Champion. No, not because they were a hero or anything. He wants to fact check Varric. The dragon thing? Somewhat hard to believe. Running through Kirkwall in their underwear with several of their companions? From the other stories told, that just seems normal. Prepare for wine nights.
Sera
-Champion of Kirkballs. Did you think this was gonna go any other way? Sera doesnāt know nor care who the hell Hawke is, just that theyāre the big name around Kirkwall and theyāre gonna help close the ass crack in the sky. Hop to it, Hawke-a-loogie.
Blackwall
-Blackwall didnāt really know much about them, other than that they were a hero and traveled with a Grey Warden. Heās simply hoping that they wonāt know anything about his name nor about his history.
Romanced companions + Romanceable advisors react to inquisitor who tells them they look "submissive and breedable"? I have a feeling there would be a few to challenge that statement.
ā(Romanced) Companions react to being called Submissive and Breedableā
YOU.Ā
Why are you doing this to me? What have I done to you? Is this our punishment for making this little blog-thing?Ā
Anyways, hereās wonderwall the post. Definitely nothing different with it. Thank you, @hellmowillhavehisrevenge !
(THEIR NAME IS LITERALLY HELLMO)
-Lord Lex
The TINIEST NSFW warning
Cullen
āWhat-What do you mean by-? I-I-I have no idea- No, t-this is such a strange joke.ā
-So confused. How does he answer that? What kind of question is that? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!Ā
Josephine
*Chokes on her drink* āOh! Wellā¦t-thank you, i think?ā
-Wonders if youāre serious or not.Ā
Solas
āIāmā¦sorry, would you like to repeat yourself?ā
-Definitely heard what you said, just making sure you know what you said.Ā
Cassandra
*Cassandra Greatly Disapproves*
-Refuses to speak or acknowledge you for the rest of the day.Ā
The Iron Bull
āIs that a challenge, boss?ā
-You can fucking TRY, and heās looking to collect.Ā
Dorian
*slowly lowering book* āIām what now?ā
-Will make you repeat yourself until you realize heās fucking with you as much as you were fucking with him.Ā
Sera
āHa! What the fuck does that even mean?!ā
-The highest pitched laugh left her when you first said it. Now she says it at random to you.
Blackwall
*Unable to answer over choking and speechlessness*
-Takes you by the shoulders and asks you to never say that again. Wonāt acknowledge the blush on his face.
(All jokes, Hellmo! Thank you for letting me traumatize Cabot!)
So many people posting about the Dragon Age 4 concept art are completely missing this gem.
This guy leaning on his sword, telling some sort of behemoth to give him a minute while he catches his breath is the most Dragon Age nonsense I have ever seen. This is the kinda crap Hawke would pull.
Would you mind writing about what the DA:I companions were like as children? Iām specifically interested in Solas and Bull.
āCompanions when they were littleā
Ahhh thatās adorable! Iām so excited for this! Thank you, Anon!
-Lord Lex
*TW: Talk of child abuse*
Cullen
-Being the 2nd oldest of four, definitely had responsibilities but also did what he wanted. Like becoming a templar. Constantly teased by his siblings but never waivered him. (Their siblings, what do you expect?)
-Big fascination with knights, Templars, and Grey Wardens. Constantly playing make believe and pretending to be a hero with a stick for a sword
-Helpful little thing, running around asking if there was anything he could do while also being very polite. Though he did get into a few fights with his younger siblings, they supported him in his dreams
Josephine
-Oldest of four, all eyes were on her. Expected to be perfect and well-mannered even from a young age, yet she never faltered
-She knew she was cute and could get away with a lot of things. Being an avid reader made it easy for her to understand the world around her
-Looked after her siblings while also keeping up appearances. Didnāt stop her from sneaking sweet buns from the kitchen and seeing how fast she could lose the staff
Leliana
-Very happy and go-lucky, followed her mother around while she did chores, either talking with the servants or to Lady Cecilie. Very endearing and a welcome appearance.
-After her motherās death, she wouldāve sunk back a little and lost a little bit of that happy child that she was. Would hide where she could so she wouldn't make others upset, thinking her sadness was contagious
-Though never adopted, Leliana possibly saw Lady Cecilie as a sort of aunt and eventually started following her around as well. Fascinated by all the stories and tales that Cecilie would tell her, sheād act them out just for fun.
Vivienne
-Strangely serious and a bit shy. Would go along with her parents just to watch quietly as they would trade, learning anything she could from the start.
-After being taken to the Ostwick Circle, she began to open up more but only slightly. Told people off if they were acting stupid and was one of the children to tell people to hush in the library
-Surpassed most expectations in magical and educational fields, proving herself to be the best. Though she still made it hard for others to approach, her friendship was rare but also lasting. Would look out for some of the younger children but not make it obvious
Varric
-Hectic little bastard. Parents could not control this little guy (for multiple reasons). Often snuck out just to look around Kirkwall or to stir up some fun, eventually being found by his father and carried home
-Learned very early on that life wasnāt easy. With being nagged by his brother and his motherās drinking and illness, he quickly picked up on caring for his family and hiding any bad parts that might start rumors.
-Became more clever while also playing himself off as being lazy, he was quite observant as well as a smooth talker. Didnāt stop him from sticking his tongue out at people.
Cole (Human)
-A silent child, unable to speak with his father around. Constantly terrified of his fatherās treatment to him and his sister and mother. Heād try to put himself in the way of most of his fatherās beatings
-Learned to speak quietly like his mother, whoād reassure her children that all was fine. Cole held onto that hope and trusted his mother while also finding solace in learning magic from her. He found the lights from spells to be comforting as well as using them to help his sister relax
-Held a fascination with flowers and kept a small bunch growing behind the barn. Would go to them, pretending to do chores only to sit amongst them and care for them.
Solas
-Full of curiosity and wonder, he wanted to know everything and anything. Would listen to his elders while also listening to spirits and memories of the Fade. Considered both his people and the Fade to be his home
-Nothing truly scared him, even when other children tried to spook him. He would laugh it off, only to pay them back later with an even more elaborate prank
-Could not sit still, had to move and had to be doing something. Could always find him running around his elderās legs or hanging onto their hands, giggling while also asking so many questions.
Cassandra
-Spent most of her time by her motherās side, treated like a little lady. Hated it and made sure people knew she did. Tried to sneak away from parties many times but was always caught.
-Loved following Anthony around, having sword fights with him wherever they were and being reprimanded for ruining her dress
-Treatment didnāt change when their uncle, Vestalus, took them in. Cass was constantly treated to simply be an ornament and hated it. Grew closer to her brother and became thrilled with his stories of his hunts and showed her how to properly wield a sword
The Iron Bull
-Clever and always thinking, heād follow orders but in his own way while barely toeing the line. Why else would they name a child āone who thinksā and āone who creates illusionā?
-Caring towards the other children while also showing what he could do, he made himself the responsible one of his group and made sure they were treated with fairness and well as cared for.
-But man, did my boy love sassing people. He would find a way to make his opinion known but also make it so that he couldnāt get in trouble for it. And being bigger than most, he knew how to throw his weight as well as his words to get others to back down.
Dorian
-(spoiled little rich boy hates his life- IM KIDDING) Was a sucker for approval, whether it be from his parents or other higher up nobles. Liked to be the center of attention but knew not to be if it was something bad he did.
-Though his father and mother werenāt exactly caring to him (made sure he was living at least), he found comfort in conversing with the servants and listening to drama from his home to whatever noble was having fancies for a barmaid.
-Knew he was hot shit when his magical abilities were shown and especially at such skill for a young child. His mother grew his interest in beautiful things while his father gave him books and tomes, anything he wanted as long as he listened.
Sera
-Angsty teen. No, but seriously. Life didnāt treat her so well, with Sera believing herself neither elf nor human and constantly being chased for stealing things. Pulled pranks on others to make them angry, knowing it as the only way to find entertainment
-After being adopted by Lady Emmald, Sera would act suspicious of her and unsure if she could trust her. Took ages but eventually opened up and acted more goofy and told jokes to Lady Emmald whoād teach her some jokes as well.
-Trusted Lady Emmald so much that when she grew sick and passed away, Sera thought of it as betrayal and that she left her behind. Tried for ages to make cookies just like hers but it only made her frustrated.
Blackwall
-Grew up on a farm with only him and his mother to look after. Was also considered a rowdy child and always running this way and that looking for fun.
-Somewhat understood responsibility but also found it boring. Rushed to finish his chores so that he could play with other children, usually having fake sword fights or wrestling. Loved acting as the toughest and bravest of the bunch while also acting kind to any girls
-Mamaās boy. His mother doted on him but would also make sure when he knew he was in the wrong or in trouble. Would have him apologize if he broke someoneās fence or give him extra chores as punishment. Though heād grumble, he would still learn and try to do better for her
VEILGUARD IS OFFLINE WITH NO MICRO TRANSACTIONS!!!
"Indeed, Busche also confirms that The Veilguard players won't have to link to their accounts for this option, as you'll be able to play the game fully offline. And, yes, it's a single-player game and has no microtransactions."
Actually, yes very soon! Currently going through some easy ones right now! Both of us have just been caught up with work...and other stuff. We also just went back through and played all three games. Considering, once we get through some of the asks, opening up more to DA:O and DA2! So keep a look out and there should be 2 new asks tomorrow! Thank you everyone for your patience and kind words!
Hey! I really really love your blog! If I may request, during downtime, how would the members of the inner circle react to find the Inquisitor drawing/sketching them?
āCompanions react to Inquisitor drawing/sketching themā
After our *cough* little thing with Bull, letās have some fluff, shall we? Thank you anon for the ask!
-Lord Lex
Cullen
āYou did this? Itās certainlyā¦itāsā¦how did you evenā¦itās amazing.ā
-So surprised, no words. It makes him feel a little special that youād choose to sketch him but also very embarrassed. In return, he tries drawing you. Might not be as good and there are a few rough sketches that were thrown in the fire, but he wanted to return the favor.Ā
Josephine
āOh! Look at the detail and the softness! I wouldnāt have even thought it was me from how stunning it is!ā
-Absolutely gushing over it. Joseyās always had a fascination for the arts and to be the subject of the piece from someone close to her? Adores it, even asks to keep it. She has it tucked away in one of her favorite books. Will always compliment your art even when talking to dignitaries.
Leliana
āI commend you on your artistic talent. Though, Iād ask you not to sketch me. Perhaps one of the ravens would make better practice?ā
-Like Josephine, Leliana has an eye for art. She loves looking at the little details in your sketches and finds it a surprise that her face is amongst the papers. As much as she appreciates it, sheād rather her face remain a secret. She is your spy master, after all. Though, if she becomes Divine, she keeps the sketch as one of her favorite pieces of her.Ā
Vivienne
āDarling, as much as Iād like to say you're wasting your talents by leading the Inquisition instead of honing your skills, you are equally talented in both. Most usually fail to make me look this stunning.ā
-It might not show on her face or in her words but she loves it. Several times people have been commissioned to paint her yet none come even close to your level of detail. More points if itās of her smiling or laughing, the lines on her face as well as the wrinkle around her eyes gives her a sense ofā¦normalcy. If she becomes Divine, she commissions you to do her portrait, no one else.
Varric
āYou drew me? I think thatās gotta be one of the scariest pieces of your art Iāve ever seen! When you're done, can I keep it?ā
-Though it doesnāt sound like it, he brags about it constantly. Even when heās making fun of his slightly crooked nose or how his eyes might seem smaller than other dwarves, heās complimenting the skill you put into the very minute details of his face. Varric will try to pay you for it even if you refuse, later trying to commission a drawing of Hawke when they come around.
Cole
āOh, itās me! Not really, but itās Cole. But youāre trying to draw meā¦I can still remember his face, then.ā
-Heāll stare at it for hours, his shoulders down. Itās been sometime since heād been able to see his own face, forgetting that he even had a face. To see you draw that face, the real Cole, just from looking at him makes him happy. Will ask to look at it every now and then, just to make sure itās still the same.
Solas
āI must say, you are quite talented and steady with your hands. It does allow others to see how the artist sees. You certainly make me seemā¦at peace.ā
-From one artist to another, he gives you high compliments with very few complaints. It is unusual to see him drawn in such a way since heās so used to seeing only the mosaics. He meant to get rid of it when he left the Inquisition, but just couldnāt bring himself to do it.
Cassandra
āInquisitor, though your craft is very beautiful and I admire how you can make these pieces, I must ask you not to sketch me.ā
-Donāt get her wrong, she loves seeing your sketches but itās mostly out of formality (and somewhat embarrassment) that she asks not to be your subject. If she becomes Divine, itās one of the only pieces she prefers over the paintings. Though she does ask you, if you have the time, to draw something for her. When you give her a perfect picture of her brother and her, itās one of the few times she truly hugs you.
The Iron Bull
āHoly shit. Iām alright when it comes to sketching, but you make it look pretty damn easy while so complicated! You even got my scars and the detail on my patch! Damn, boss!ā
-Bull is used to doing quick sketches, usually of small details to make sure he could track someone or to remember something easier. Never had he really seen himself drawn so picture perfect that it completely baffles him. He looks at all the details with a smile on his face.
Dorian
āI canāt believe you managed to get my good side! In all honesty, though, this is remarkable. And not just because itās me.ā
-He had studied some art pieces before and never really found any he liked, but he has now found one of his favorite artists. Constantly asks if youāve done any new pieces just so he can look at the heart that goes into them. Ask if you could teach him to sketch as such so that he can add better drawings to his research notes.
Sera
āWhat the fuck! Thatās me! How the fuck! How did you do this! You even got my eyes to be lined up! How the hell did you do that?!ā
-We all know Seraās drawing style. She keeps saying the same things over and over again because sheās at a loss for words. Except for cuss words. Along with the rooftop hangouts, she insists that you two just draw together sometimes. Some of the goofiest drawings come from these times, especially one of a cartoonish Coryshit falling from a very detailed tower.
A little speech bubble near it says āOh shit, I shat myself!ā
Blackwall
āIā¦Iām honored to be one of your subjects. Not to blow my own horn, but this looks stunning. You really are something special, hm?ā
-Blackwall has done a lot of sketching himself and finds your art a breath of fresh air. Other than looking at bits and pieces of his reflection, he usually tries to avoid seeing himself. So when he sees your drawing of him, he almost doesnāt recognize himself. You both trade sketches of each other just for fun and even sketch together.
Thank you for your blog! I read it in one go and even broke the ice with some characters I didn't particularly like - all thanks to your Amazing writing! Please know that your work is deeply appreciated āŗļø As for ask, I saw you did nsfw alphabet with Varric and Blackwall... is it possible to see this with Bull?š
āNSFW Headcanons for The Iron Bullā
Oh ho ho! The most nsfw one of the bunch! I think runner up to him would probably either be Solas or Sera. Listen, I know someoneās gonna argue with me on the Solas bit, but come on!Ā Thank you to all of the anons who asked for Bull!
-Lord Lex
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A-Aftercare
-My guy is one of those who cares for his partner through and through. Whether youāre his Kadan or not, heāll rub your legs, back, arms and any other parts that he mightāve been a bit aggressive with.
-Will pick you up and carry you over to a basin to help clean you up. Knows how much of a bitch it is to wash off after one of his āsessionsā
B-Body Parts
-(HIS DICK) He loves when his face or neck is given attention. His horns, too, but most people he's slept with mostly focused on his lower half. Just having someone hold his face is enough for him to fall further
-Your lips (and chest). Loves kissing your lips until they are swollen or bruised. If he can leave a mark anywhere thatās in the open, itās that or hickeys.
C-Cum
-Heās a big guy, meaning everything else is also big. Including his balls. If youāre not a qunari, itās a lot. It takes some time for him to finish unloading it.Ā
-Maker help you if he cums on you. Youāll be swimming in his semen. Doesnāt help much if he does it in you either.Ā
D-Dirty Secret
-Keeps one of your underthings with him all the time. Says it helps when youāre away. If you request them back, heāll just take another pair.
E-Experience
-The Iron Bull fucks, what more do you want me to say? He tells you this and even offers it as a stress reliever or for you to just experience what itās like to sleep with him.
-Has had many partners so heās well versed, whether itās eating you out or making you feel every little bit of pleasure without hurting youā¦too severely.
F-Favorite Position
-Either itās cowgirl so you have enough control over the pace and intensity, or heās holding you up with your back against his chest, letting him take control. It tells him that you trust him. Heāll also do any positions you want to try but those are his favorite.
G-Goofy
-Call him a creamer, because he is Half and Half (I have no regrets over that joke). Bull will usually crack a joke from time to time to help you relax or to help you ease up
-Of course, he can be a bit more serious if you ask or if heās stressed. Might try to get you to laugh when youāre both finished and tired
H-Hair
-From whatās given, think Qunari donāt have much body hair save for their head. Either their skin is too hard or rough for it or just genetics. Sadly, Bull doesnāt have that wonderful chest hair that we see on others. Just on opinion but he probably has hair down there, mostly well kept but not a lot of hair either.
-But very much into messing with your hair, whether it be on your head or chest or your lower regions. Thinks itās adorable.
I-Intimacy
-Not as intimate if you two are just using it for stress relief or for fun. Will treat you like anyone else, keeping a drawn line between you guys
-Different story if youāre his Kadan. Anywhere, anytime. His hands will mostly be on you if youāre nearby. Canāt control his hands when you're in private either, gripping and squeezing everything he can reach, leaving bite marks and kisses everywhere.Ā
J-Jack Off
-Whether itās casual or you two are together, he doesnāt really need to. Will simply ask if you want to join him.
-On one hand, he can wait a good long time until he sees you again to fuck around. On the other, if heās committed to you and he or you have been away from each other too long, he might excuse himself for a few hours. Yeeeaahh, he still has your underthings.
K-Kink
-The very first thing he sets with you is a safe word. He probably has done about everything in the book and will try whatever you want to do. He knows your limits and will try anything at least once.
-His all-time favorites are bondage, cockwarming, and oral. Allows either person to be in full control or be able to stop if need be. Also helps heighten pleasure for both parties
L-Location
-Anywhere, anytime, any place, any moment. Heās down to fuck whenever if youāre feeling horny. Want to go somewhere private? Alright then. Need it while out in the middle of the woods? Canāt promise heāll be quiet. At the ball? You bet your sweet ass gossip will follow. Bull gives zero fucks.
M-Motivation
-His motivation is just any motivation. He can control himself but as soon as you give any hints as to whatās going on in your mind, heās down. That, or if heās had a stressful few days can push him into dropping everything and finding you.
N-No
-Though heās down for any type of kink or anything you want to try, heāll never actually put your life at risk or anything that would end with a broken bone. Might do some light asphyxiation or leave small marks from where he slaps your ass, but other than that, no.
O-Oral
-Will eat you out as if itās his last meal. Heās had enough experience to know how to pleasure someone thoroughly, borderline overstimulating. And you better hope no one passes by because they will hear how loud he can be and how loud heāll be trying to get you.
-Appreciates receiving as well, but it might be a bit difficult with his size. No normal person will be able to get their mouth around it but just feeling your lips on him has him groaning
P-Pace
-His preference is slow but hard. You can feel everything as he slowly pulls out before pushing back in roughly, trying to go as deep as he can get without actually hurting you. If you want him to go faster or slow down, Bull will listen.
Q-Quickie
-Heās down for them if you need it. Will make it quick, too, and leave you satisfied. Mostly uses it to see how long you can last when he does anything with you.
R-Risk
-Heāll fuck anywhere so the risk is up to you. Even if heās the one in the mood, heāll usually make sure you two have some privacy or that youāre muffled. All depends on when you want him to fuck you and how fast.
S-Stamina
-Will go as long as it takes for you to get worn-out. Though he can keep going for a long while, he can usually tell when someone is at their limit and will stop. Donāt worry, he makes sure both of you are satisfied before pulling out.Ā
T-Toys
-All for it. Has used a few just to see what they were like and how theyād help further. If youāre alright with it or if you suggest it, heāll get a few for you. Donāt ask where he got them, he wonāt tell you. Most of his toys are for bondage anyways. Or to fill most of your holes.
U-Unfair
-Absolutely will mess with you but only if it makes the reward so much better. Or the punishment, if youāre into that. Heāll wait till you beg before he gives you anything or even just holds you completely still while heās buried in you, teasing you about it and watching how red your face gets.
V-Volume
-Heās quiet for the most part until he climaxes. If you donāt have him muffled or if heās not focusing on it, Bull will cum with either a growl or a long and loud moan. Reason why he latches his mouth to your neck or drowns it by kissing you.
W-Wild Card
-If you make him bleed either on the battlefield or in the bed, it gets him extremely riled up. One of the few times where he would go all out and ram into you to get you to climax as many times as it takes until he can unload in/on you.Ā
X-X-Ray
-( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Do I need to say more? (Yes)
-Thick, long, large. Even for other Qunari it might be a little difficult to fit. Canāt even wrap your whole hand around it. Takes a few times before heās able to ease into you. Will make sure youāre properly stretched. Fully knows you wonāt be walking after this.
Z-Zzzz
Y-Yearning
-Bull can resist for the most part bothering you about it. But gods forbid if yall haven't seen each other for a few weeks. As soon as he sees you again, it's a long kiss that turns into a full makeout until he has you panting. He won't say anything about it until you two go somewhere private.
-He can stay up or pass out. If youāre not his kadan, heāll either stay to make sure you get sleep or bid you a good rest before leaving. If youāre his kadan and you fall asleep, heāll get some sleep too. Rarely Bull will stay up, either to finish something before getting some sleep or to just admire you.
āRomanced Companions react to Inquisitor walking in on Companions Changingā
Hahaha! How the turntables! Thank you for the request, @magnimoon ! Hereās something to think about: who sleeps with underwear on and who doesnāt? Mull it over a bit
-Lord Lex
Cullen
-Heād be used to people walking in on him changing, having been a soldier and in close quarters with other. Problem is: either you have to climb a ladder to get to his room or else heās changing in your room and no one really enters it but you and him, maybe some servants. So he just pauses for a second after turning to look at you and letting everything register in his head before quickly covering himself. Says itās āindecent for you to see him like this.ā You have literally slept with him, youāve seen him naked enough times. He still says itās indecent.
Josephine
-She gets surprised and will cover herself when you enter, but sheās a little bit more casual than Cullen. Josey will simply say āOh! Itās just you, love,ā before turning back to finish getting dress. Sure, her face might be a little red but sheāll still act like itās a common and normal thing for you two. Might ask you to turn around and give her a moment to finish, might not. Depends on how busy she is for the day.
Solas
-Itās a coin toss. He loves it when you adore his body as well as if he gets the chance to adore yours; but, at the same time, he also wishes for privacy most of the time. If you somehow walk in on him getting dressed, heāll mostly seem unfazed, simply asking if you need something. The coin toss comes in on if he either gives up on getting dressed to spend some ātimeā with you, or if he just continues to get dressed because heās got stuff to do.Ā
Cassandra
-Another who will cover herself and ask you to leave or to turn around. Cassandra might be a warrior but sheās still a lady, she wants her decency. If you try to flirt with her while sheās like this, you can clearly see her face and shoulders go red as she tells you to quit it. You can usually tell if sheās being serious or joking about it, especially if she throws something at you to get you to leave. Cass does love you but quit fucking around and finding out.
The Iron Bull
-The casualist man youāve ever seen. Heāll have a full blown conversation with you while heās butt ass naked. Any hint that you want something more? Done, heāll forget about getting dressed. Donāt want to do anything? Alright, Bullās gonna keep going about his business while chatting away. Think itās more of a problem that he might just forget to put his pants on if you guys start talking about something interesting or the conversation gets intense. Others have walked in to see Bull complaining about war strategies while commando.
Dorian
-Dorian most likely has a changing screen, Iām calling it. Anyone walks in, he can just call around it to ask who it is. If itās you, heāll pop his head around to properly greet you. Doesnāt really care if you see him naked, just likes his privacy from others. Now, there have been times when something has popped in his head and heāll drop everything to go find it in one of his books or papers. And when I say drop everything, getting dressed is included. Youāve walked in on him standing there naked, book in hand and brow furrowed as he mumbles to himself.Ā
Sera
-As wild as she is, Sera also values her privacy. Not just anyone is allowed to look at her tits, only her Inky. That being said, you walk in while she's getting dressed, an arrow will come very close to your head. Youāre not getting an apology but she will be much more welcoming than if it had been anyone else. Like Bull, sheāll just chat away as she gets dressed but she also gets distracted and will forget that sheās supposed to be getting dressed. Seraās just standing there (barbeque sauce on her titties), wildly gesticulating as sheās still only in her pants. Might also get distracted if another activity is hinted at, which gives her an excuse for no clothes.
Blackwall
-First thing you see is butt. Heāll keep his back to you so you donāt see the front because āthatās indecentā. But unlike a certain someone(s), heāll instead wrap something around his hips and turn to you. Sure, if thereās more flirting, he might just forget about covering himself. But if itās just some small thing, heāll continue to dress himself. Though he might make some suggestive comments about you joining him in the nude.
Edit: Cabot has just pointed out that the question I posed shouldāve just been āwho wears underwearā point blank. After thinking this over, I have no idea how to feel and no, I will not share what popped into my head.
Hi, is this blog still active or was my request (NSFW alphabet for The Iron Bull) inapropiate? Nonetheless I hope everything is going well for you mods!
Hello friend! Thank you for the well wishes!
Simply put: Yes, we are still active and no, your request was not inappropriate. Coincidentally, it's being worked on as of right now! Hopefully this calms any worries.
WILL ALSO SAY: Posts will resume, starting tomorrow. Thank you all for giving us time to work!
~How would the companions/advisors/LIs react to the Inquisitor being turned into a cat by apostates, and suddenly being in danger from aggressive nobles with allergies and refugees looking to āfortifyā their next meal. Meanwhile, the Inquisitorās totally nonchalant and just living the best life~
āCompanions (+Romanced) reacting to Inquisitor turned into a Catā
God bless all of you. I love you all. This request kept making me giggle, thank you, @sacredpigeon, for this thought! (I think the void ate this ask, but i had it saved in my document, so all good!) Now we go through whoās a cat person and whoās not.
-Lord Lex
Cullen
-The commander of the Inquisition should be calm and complete in any situation. Not this situation though, my man is panicking. What does he do?! Youāre a cat! What kind of magic is this?! How do you reverse this?! He holds you under your armpits and holds you out, trying to figure out what to do. Goes to all of the magic users and begs them for help. If romanced, he tries to see if you're still in there, asking for any sign. If given a sign, it gives him a bit of comfort though he still doesnāt know what to do with you. Promises to fix this, awkwardly patting your head and yelling at anyone who goes too close to you.
(Please picture a poor soldier being yelled at not to get too close to the Inquisitor and all they see is some cat walking around.)
Josephine
-Josey is trying so hard not to gush over this beautiful cat that the companions brought back-wait, itās who now. See, itās a little hard to accept that the cat in front of her is the Inquisitor when thereās literally just a cat in front of her. Do anything to prove itās you and sheāll be convinced, even if itās a bit skeptical. Sheās trying so hard to treat it like a serious situation, but she really canāt when youāre at the war table and thereās just a cat there with a serious face. If romanced, sheās adoring you, petting and kissing you, telling you how pretty/handsome you are. Keeps you close so that no one bothers you while trying her best to get someone to reverse it.
Leliana
-Donāt laugh, donāt laugh, donāt laugh, donāt laugh, donāt- Ok but this is really funny. Leliana is trying so hard to keep a straight face while the others explain what happened to you. Sheāll look you dead in the eye, and tell you to nod your head or shake your head before asking you several questions. If youāre still conscious and answer properly, youāll notice a big smile growing on her face that she is failing to hide. She promises through her laughter that sheāll help find someone to fix it. Later asks if you can understand what her ravens can say.
Vivienne
-Just acting really annoyed. On the opposite side of the cat-loving spectrum, so sheās trying to hide her dislike for the small felines while still addressing you as if nothing happened. Madam Vivienne will not treat you any differently and, as such, will expect the same from you. If youāre more cat conscious than your own, sheāll pass the responsibility onto someone who loves cats, specifically Dorian. You have witnessed both having a conversation about you, Dorian calling you little baby while Vivienne calls you menace or beasty.
Varric
-This has to be one of the goofiest things heās ever seen and yet no one would believe him if he told this story. Hell, half his stories that are true no one believes. Heās split on treating you like the Inquisitor still or treating you like a cat. Settles on a middle, calling you the āInquisipurrā. Tries different things to see if you still have your consciousness or if youāre just a cat at the moment. Blink once for yes and blink twice for no. Hiss if you thin Cassandra should be nicer.
Cole
-Number one cat translator. Sort of. He can convey what youāre thinking, especially if you keep your mind. Doesnāt even mind it and still treats you like his friend. But most find it funny when he adds in a random meow because thatās how your mind is currently. Also with the occasional āThe Inquisitor wants your attentionā and then pointing down at the cat. It's the Cullen thing, but more people are obligated to think that that's just how Cole is instead of thinking he's a lunatic.
Solas
-Honestly? This is some bewildering magic, and heās pretty sure the caster might have messed up. Heāll admit that itās adorable, but heād rather make sure you're safe before anything else. Solas will be one of the main people trying to look for a way to turn you back while also keeping an eye on you. Constantly goes between treating you like a cat and petting you before remembering that this cat is the Inquisitor and acting like nothing happened. If romanced, he tries to get you to follow him so that he can keep an eye on you. Or else, just holds you wherever he goes, holding you away from others when they talk to him.
Cassandra
-Ok, donāt panic. Or freeze. Both would be bad. Cassandra does both. Sheās justā¦so confused and worried but what does she do about it? She tries to corral you to safety, afraid she or someone or something might hurt you. Then immediately goes to find a magic user and get them to figure out how to fix you. Sheāll stay by your side the whole time. If romanced, sheāll put you on eye level and talk to you to calm you down, even if you donāt understand or look more calm than she feels right now. Cassandra promises to care for you as long as it takes to turn you back.
The Iron Bull
-What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. Youāre so small and weird and WHAT. What does he do?! Bullās trying to keep an eye on you while also trying to get someone to help you that knows what youāre dealing with. If you try to nudge up against him or climb him, he just tries to relax as much as possible, making sure youāre not gonna hurt yourself while an animal. If romanced, he just yoinks you up by the scruff of your neck and onto his shoulder, keeping a hand over you while looking for one of your magical companions.
Dorian
-You know those pet owners you just gasp and say āLook at you!ā and pick up their cat real gently like just to hold them close to their chest while petting them? Dorian. Heās treating you like an actual cat while smiling the whole time, both because itās funny and I do think he loves cats. Even risking cat hair on his outfit and notes. If romanced, heāll even bring you up to look him in the eye while baby-praising you. āYou are stunning, yes you are.ā Doesnāt know if youāre fully conscious or not, but has to make sure you know he loves you no matter what.
Sera
-This is so funny and yet so cursed at the same time. She, too, is panicking while laughing at how stupid this is. What in the absolute shit magic is this? She really doesnāt want to touch you in case itās contagious (Sera, thatās not how magic works) so itās even funnier seeing her dance around away from you, yelling at you to stop it. If romanced, Sera makes a long scratching stick to pat you on the head and show you affection. She loves you but not risking it.
Blackwall
-Definition of panicked and protective. Whether youāre in a romance with Blackwall or not, heās trying to hold on to you, his arms carefully around you and close to him. He canāt lose you if youāre close to him. Also, heās used to nails of animals digging into him. Though if you are in a relationship and people are currently trying to fix your situation, some do spot him cuddling you, scratching your ears and kissing your head, assuring you that youāll be fine.
