Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town but they’re vines+incorrect quotes
(FORGIVE ME, I HAVE BEEN CONSUMING VINES FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS AND I MUST PUT THEM TO GOOD USE; RELATING THEM TO FRIENDS OF MINERAL TOWN CHARACTERS)
(Oh and… Yeah, swearing lol)
Cliff: Please god, just let me have one good day…
Harvest Goddess: Oh my god, you again?! Give it a rest buddy!
Elli: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at Mcdonalds!
Yu: We’re going to Mcdonalds if I don’t do my work?!
Ran: Dad look! It’s the good kush!
Dudley: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
Popuri: Karen, right hand red
Karen: *Ends up on top of Rick*
Rick: …OK, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Popuri: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly I’m surprised you didn’t notice sooner
Basil: What the hell are you doing?
Anna, holding a large mirror: I am doing my eyebrows
Basil: That’s a big ass mirror
Anna: I have big ass eyebrows
Manna, gossiping: And they were roommates!
Brandon, overhearing the conversation: Oh my god they were roommates–
Claire: Five more minutes…
Doctor: …You’ve been in a coma for two years!
Claire: … Alright, two more minutes–
Rick: So you were hanging out with Kai yesterday?
Pete: R-Rick, it’s not what you think!
Rick: I won’t hesitate bitch!
Kai, buried in the sand: I am the sand guardian! Guardian of the sand!
Gray: Poseidon quivers before him!
Kai: *To the ocean* FUCK OFF!
Karen, wearing Rick’s glasses: How do I look?
Rick, squinting: I have no idea
Saibara: Alright, you know what? You’re in time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Gray: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE–
Claire: This was a 100% successful first year!
Claire: … This was a 90% successful first year!
Marie: Gray texted me “Your adorable”
Marie: And I replied “No, YOU’RE adorable”
Marie: Now he likes me. We’ve been on two dates now. All I did was point out a typo
[Brandon and Jennifer watching some nearby wildlife]
[The wildlife scurry away]
Jennifer: *Sarcastically* Nice Brandon!
Brandon: I sneezed! Oh, am I not allowed to sneeze?!
Gray: There is only one race; the human race
Kai: *Slaps Gray* What about Nascar?!
Carter: Amen… *Looks arounds* Where’s the holy water?