The Hero of the Internet

I think I'm going to use this space from now on to let you know of my favorite quotes from year to year. 2013: "The Soap Fandom doesn't fuck around" 2014: "Canadians are my favorite mythological creature"

[gummymela]

kirby copy abilities

[vertigris-art]

Your new favorite milk brand just dropped! 🥛✨

[red-tips]

This is misleading marketing

[squeakitties]

i got the miku ramen. my bf said it is 1) good 2) Nuclear Blue. Like More Blue Than The Color Itself Blue

ill try it later tonight and post a follow-up

[squeakitties]

ok so. standard rice noodles. unusual for something labeled as ramen, and the powder is just a tinge off-white. i can detect blue.

added boiling water up to the fill line and let it set for 4 minutes.

and

IT IS SO SO FUCKING BLUE . IT IS BLUER THAN THE FUCKING COLOR

THEY NOODLEFIED MIKU'S HAIR. BABYGIRL YOU ARE SOUP NOW

[zazagundam]

THAT'S SO BLUUUUUUEEEEEEEE

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

blue glow of cherenkov radiation, from underwater nuclear reactors

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

they weren't kidding when they said "nuclear blue"

[livewiregoth]

I guess the Sonic curry has a food companion now

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reallyndacarter]

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

[idontknowwhatsgoingonhere]

wonder woman out here still saving lives

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[rongzhi]

[astronnova]

[minnesotamedic186]

@novalizinpeace

[novalizinpeace]

baby <3

[unstablecryptid]

[still-homophobic]

hey quick question what does this mean

[thatguythatlikesmgsandthenewyear]

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

[love-too]

[charlesoberonn]

Absolutely.

[blaruu]

Being 6ft and

having a very small kitten form a bond with you and

watching this very small kitten follow you everywhere and

having to look directly down  all the time

a a a a a a  a a a a  aa a a a a aa a a a 

[gravediggersfern]

Please take a picture show us your perspective

[blaruu]

POV: you’re 6ft trying not to step on a very small cat that follows you.

[viktor-sbor]

How the commercial is shot

[handmedownpocketpussy]

[suppermariobroth]

This woman from the “Junk and My Trunk” microgame in WarioWare: Smooth Moves may be one of the least known fully-modeled human characters in the Mario franchise. It is impossible to encounter her while playing through the game’s story normally, as she only appears in Level 3 of the microgame, which can only be seen by repeatedly replaying Young Cricket’s stage. Why an asset as complex as a fully modeled human was created for such an uncommon scenario is unclear.

[theeuglyspud]

@lesserknownwaifus i think she meets the criteria

[drilanime]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Will you post what you look like?

No, I used to post selfies but people kept tagging them things like “body horror” and “nightmare fuel” and “unspeakable lovecraftian abomination.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I’m getting numerous anonymous messages from self described “monster fuckers” and such. Well here’s your chance, all of you, put your money where your mouth is and come off anon and let’s go out.

I’m single, I’m lonely, and I am truly literally described by most people I try to flirt with as a disgusting and freakish monster that nobody will ever love. I rank like a 42 on the Guillermo Del Toro scale of sexually liberated monstrosity and I’m here to make your dreams of nailing a grotesque and incomprehensible being a reality.

I have hundreds of thousands of followers now so I swear one of you anons has got to have a fetish for whatever the hell I am.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Don’t speak to me of shame. I have none left. Shame has only held me back and will no more. There is no longer any depth to which I will not sink. There is no degradation to which I will not subject myself, no evil I will not embrace for even the smallest selfish gain.

I mean I won’t vote republican or anything that bad but short of that.

[kingofooo]

by character & prop designer Guinevere Reilly

[catgirltoofies]

when a girl is wearing a shirt that's just a little too short and she stretches and

[sillysayaka]

isnt she cold

[catgirltoofies]

no she's indoors it's okay

[sillysayaka]

then! tummy slap

[6qubed]

thoughtful of you to check first though

[shittymoviedetails]

EXCLUSIVE still from Goncharov II (2023)