If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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You draw hats so well and im like so amazed by it because every time i try it looks like they're wearing buckets?? how do you draw them?? :o
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Was lucky today being able to watch a dipper dip for quite a while. Such a cute bird.
HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?
Here you go. This world is beautiful. Humans are beautiful. I love you
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Gaur (Bos gaurus), male, family Bovidae, Jalpaiguri District, West Bengal, India
photograph by Arkaprava Das Choudhury
joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have
[ID: Bugs Bunny in a suit meme, edited to read "I wish all Etruscan shrews a very pleasant brain-regrowing season."]
It's spring! [x]
Happy first day of spring!
I happen to think this is a) an incredibly fun fact and b) a pretty funny way to convey it, but despite my efforts (reblogging this once a year), I have yet to get “brain regrowing season” to take off.
Some additional Etruscan shrew facts:
They’re the smallest mammal if you measure by mass, coming in at under 2g. That’s tiny.
Because they’re so small, their volume to surface area ratio is messed up, and they are constantly in danger of their body temperature dropping. Their very high metabolism is what keeps them alive.
Their brains can shrink by up to 28% over the winter, so that they don’t have to keep it warm and fed during the coldest season.
They don’t even live where it’s super cold — as the name suggests, they’re found around the Mediterranean, as well as in parts of Southeast Asia. But they’re very sensitive to the cold, on account of being tiny.
They’re so tiny!!! 😭😭😭
#would love to see a picture of these little dudes
From Wikimedia. They’re beautiful and very small.
I hope my brain will regrow this season as well...
“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER
what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too
look at this shit
They radiate peace
capybaras are friend shaped
I love this post
This is actually a cool thing I know about!
In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.
Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.
Like puppies
Ducks
Deer
Emus
They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!
mom shaped
here are some more cute pictures of them with rats and bunnies :,)
@wholesomepostarchive capybara post!
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(Prompt submission) Grace's Eridian doctors are large animal veterinarians. There are some awkward adjustment periods.
THIS 🤣🤣 imagining the absolutely bonkers kinds of eridians that must have been yoinked from their jobs to suddenly be in charge of keeping the FIRST SAPIENT ALIEN EVER alive brings me cackling-maniacally levels of glee. yes, please tell me more about the eridian lab tech who does the boring, monotonous cataloguing of bacterial glycosyltransferase enzymes suddenly having their space phone BLOWING UP. random eridian who's job is just. feeding and wrestling the big terrestrial predators at the zoo into taking their meds is suddenly missing from work, later found to be kidnapped and taken to Eridian WHO headquarters with new job of putting pills in peanut butter for rocky's new alien pal. thank you thank you!
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Titanic (1997) • Cut dialogue/scene
As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings
This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.