this is ridiculously funny
@nothisiscarlie
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cherry valley forever
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$LAYYYTER
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this is ridiculously funny
@nothisiscarlie
Being a millennial means spending your 20ās and 30ās preparing for a future that youāre not sure even exists
If 2000s bands covered todayās pop music
I donāt trust Maroon 5
why
Well first of all thereās 7 band members, not 5. Thatās not why I donāt trust them, I just think itās weird.
Now getting to the point, do you know how many top 100 hits Maroon 5 has had? A lot. Theyāre even on billboards top 100 artists of all time (ALL TIME). And itās understandable, because pretty much every song they put out is fucking awesome. Sugar, Donāt Wanna Know, Moves Like Jagger, Payphone, This Love, She Will Be Loved, Cold, Animals, Maps, Misery, Harder to Breathe, Never Gonna Leave This Bed⦠to name a FEW.
These shitheads have been popping out jams since I was a little kid. Well over a decade worth of killer music. Every other song I hear on the radio is Maroon 5. Itās always Maroon 5. And I fucking love it. I love all their songs. Everyone does, theyāre awesome.
But hereās the thing. Theyāre never the top selling artists. On the top 100 list, theyāre only in the 40s. They very rarely have a number 1 hit. Theyāre considered good, I supposeā¦.. but not great. Not the best.
How many people have you heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band? For me itās zero. For many of you, itās zero. If youāre thinking to yourself āwhat? No I love them, theyāre my fave!ā Are you sure? Are you really sure? Theyāre your absolute complete FAVORITE band ever??? I doubt it. Youāre just saying that because the band is on your mind now. If I asked you your fave band any other time youād come up with another answer. Everyone always does.
But they SHOULD be everyone favorites. Look at all of those songs. Theyāve got so many top hits. Everyone loves their music. Everyone sings along and knows the songs. They should be my favorite band, I think I like more of their songs than of my actual favorite artist. But they are not my favorite. They are no ones favorite.
I think they made a deal with someone. Satan? God? A dude down an alleyway? Who knows. But I believe they made a deal to ensure everyone would love their music. And we do. Itās great music.
But the twist is that theyāll never truly be recognized as one of the best. Sure, their songs will play on the radio and everyone will sing along. Theyāll have sold out concerts. Plenty of fans. But not enough. Theyāll be just good. Never great. Never the best. Even if they should be our favorite, they never will be. Theyāll never sell enough albums or have their songs reach as high on the billboards as they should. Everyone loves their music, per the agreement. But no one loves them.
I hope Adam Levine knows Iām on to him. I know what he did.
this is hilarious to me in one way because people donāt ādeserveā things in horror movies so much as they just show up in the wrong place (h/t to @rgr-pop for opening up this discussion specifically re: Midsommar and people new to the genre not Getting It)
(the fact that some characters are assholes and youāre rooting for them to get it in the neck is less about the creator wanting them to ādeserveā it and more about an agreement between the creator and the audience that weāre all here to enjoy people getting murdered, so letās add some spice to it)
on the other hand imagining all the extremely uncomfortable conversations about male emotional unavailability is even funnier
Someone needs to remake Ignition by R Kelly because itās a really good song but heās a piece of shit. Also Iām drunk at a wedding.
when ur homieās lung collapsesĀ
is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)
Ur so right asfhkflshkms
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something evil is afoot in East LA
dark cvs please give me your unholy ibuprofenĀ
gwen stefani made love angel music baby and said āim gonna single handedly invent pop music, but im gonna be racistā
I fucking hate rich people oh my god
something has been BOTHERING MEEEEā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s?Ā
Pacific Rim
OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFULĀ
Truth Coming Out of Her Well, 1896, Jean-LƩon GƩrƓme / Me Coming Out of The Ball Pit, early 2000s, My Mom
Iām happy for her
hocus pocus DID NOT have to take our wigsā¦but they did
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This was such a fucking bop and vampire dad is hot
The chaotic effort to reunite immigrant parents with their separated kids (WaPo)Ā
(Twitter thread)
This administration has no intention of helping or reuniting these kids. Nor any intention of stopping these family separations.