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[theholypeanut]

About the Holy Peanut

Peanut // 26 // she/her // queer // INTP // professional Otoya bully

⁂ Active here for multiple fandoms

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⁂ Requests always open!

⁂ Currently writing Attack on Titan x Romance Tropes mini

⁂ selfships: love of Reiner’s life, Chigiri’s best friend and lover, Rafayel’s bride

⁂ Currently on my brain: need to step on Reiner, thousands of isekai manhwas (where is my truck), LADS brainrot

[pzxce]

valko warm up

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[c-dra]

Eyes (updated +Valko)

[kitkatpancakestack]

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

[depsidase]

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[theholypeanut]

How is that possible that a smut about a ruler (yes, I mean 📏) that became a human after being used for masturbation has more consent and deep writing than half of the romantasy I read in the past year??

[theholypeanut]

This book was a ride, I genuinely recommend it lmao.

Asking for consent and respecting it ✅

Very tasteful smut ✅

Existencial crisis about what does that even mean to be human and what’s my purpose when people don’t need me ✅

Actually coherent and sensible world building where author really thought about the most common questions you’d have and answered them ✅

Gage by Imogen Knowed btw (YES ITS A SMUT ABOUT A RULER PLS DONT FORGET IT, SECOND BOOK IS ABOUT A SHARPIE)

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[kagaririn]

How dare they hid his thighs from me behind that frame. I had to draw it myself

[kagaririn]

Exploring those thighs

[kagaririn]

Uhhh

[cust4rdtaiyaki]

❀Reiner Braun HCs❀

content warning: F!Reader, 18+ content (⚠️minors please DNI⚠️), mentions of reiner’s trauma and weight loss

authors note: first time posting, i hope this gives insight into how i interpret reiner. enjoy!!

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-Post-Rumbling he decided to learn how to take better care of himself so he taught himself how to cook. As your partner, he loves cooking for you! (baking on the other hand…)

-He starts putting on weight after cooking more, and having a more balanced diet. At first he doesn’t like it, but after reassurance he becomes more comfortable with it.

-At first tries not to be overbearing or clingy, so the most he’ll do are brief touches. He’ll brush his hand on your back as he passes you, briefly fix your hair, or help you take off jewelry. But when he gets the green light from you, he will give you bear hugs, kisses, and will hold your hand as much as he can.

-He runs incredibly hot. His hands are always sweaty, and when he sleeps, he’s like a furnace. It’s actually a big insecurity of his that he sweats too much. During the winter he’s like a human heater, and because of that he wears light layers.

-When you two argue, he finds it hard to get angry, he’ll just go quiet and distance himself. He’ll often bottles his emotions, feeling guilty that he even feels that way, until he reaches a breaking point. Normally reconciling involves a lot of him crying or freezing up and convincing him that it’s okay to open up and feel his emotions.

-After reconciling he still feels incredibly guilty, and will try to make things up to you. He’s scared you’ll leave him, even if he apologizes, and that he has to “earn” your forgiveness back. 

-He gives the best hugs. He won’t just stand there and accept it, he fully reciprocates, rubbing your back with his hands and letting you fully lean on him, squeezing you tight. He’ll even nuzzle your neck or face, and will mumble about how good you smell if you’re wearing a fragrance.

⚠️18+ (includes sub!Reiner)⚠️

-He is a very easy man to turn on. All you have to do is put your hand on his body and talk to him with a certain tone and he’s throbbing in his pants.

-He loves when you boss him around and dominate him. His entire life he’s had to be strong for other’s, so it’s a pleasure for him to show his vulnerability and to allow someone else to be stronger than him. But it doesn’t come quickly, you have to build trust with him.

-Loves being overstimulated. He loves being underneath you, skin pink down to his chest, sobbing and writhing underneath you. He feels all mushy and hazy, unable to think about anything at all. It’s like heaven for him.

-It took him a very long time to admit this but he loves humiliation and spanking. He never goes out of his way to demand it from you, but he always gets leaky and weak as soon as you start degrading him.

-Hyperspermia king, his loads are heavy. When he cums it isn’t just a few spurts, it’s a whole cream pie. There’s even more when he goes a long time without sex. That being said around his 3rd time cumming, nothing comes out anymore. 

-Went he’s feeling confident, he’ll take control. He loves eating you out, his favorite thing to do is spell his name with his tongue. He doesn’t just do it because he loves pleasing you, he genuinely likes the way you taste. He’ll lap up your slick, practically drinking it. (And who knows what he does with your dirty underwear.)

-He worships your clit. He loves the way it feels under his tongue, and he thinks it’s very cute. He loves pulling the hood back and giving it a kiss. During foreplay and before penetration he’ll rub his dick against your clit, he loves smushing it with his tip.

-His stamina is insane, not in the sense that he can cum a crazy amount of times but because he just doesn’t get tired in all the crazy positions you two do. He’s trained his body for years, so his muscles hardly get tired or start getting stiff.

-When he’s on top he loves watching you lose it. The greatest pleasure to him is bringing pleasure to you, so when he sees you all glossy eyed and cock-drunk he can’t help himself from fucking you faster and deeper.

[yotume]

Thanks for the request.

[theholypeanut]

How is that possible that a smut about a ruler (yes, I mean 📏) that became a human after being used for masturbation has more consent and deep writing than half of the romantasy I read in the past year??

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[prodomius]

[leaderincrows]

tiny threatening awoo

[qintten]

get your dirty outside shoes OFF MY SOFA

[qintten]

im sorry for yelling. please come back