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No harm to any religion. Itās just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, itās funny!
Iām going to cry šš
Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.Ā But they didnāt want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.
Very smart move there advertising script writers.
This is so wholesome
was that last dude a frikkin Jedi
In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.Ā Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.Ā An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.Ā Weāre due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi,Ā rather than it being a write-in option.Ā (Theyāre also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously itās the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)
So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.
Wait but whoās the woman at the end of the table? The one they say has a bunch of followers?
HEY TUMBLR, LETāS PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select āhide locationā, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. Itās as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.Ā
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks
ā¦I had plans today but now.
THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.
FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING
OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!
ITāS BACK
WHY IS THIS BACK
WHYYYYY
oh shit
I HAVENāT USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY
Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back
it dropped me in a fucking room full of pandas
Ohmygod
It once dropped my in my home town a few kmās from the airport XD
i think this is gonna be a problem
RNC attendees tried to hide a demonstratorāsĀ āNo racism, No hateā sign with an American flag. Clearly they failed to see the irony. The protester was from the Code Pink group ā who havenāt beenĀ slowed down by this at all.
Using an American flag to cover up someone calling for an end to racism and hate is the best metaphor Iāve seen in a long time for the GOP.
I was asking myself just now why they have ā16 and pregnantā but not ā16 and impregnated a girlā but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal
Whoop there it is
my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone likeĀ āyeah. im not fucking your wivesā and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were likeĀ āare you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.ā so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens
Yeah, this isnāt some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something,Ā Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.
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Another amazing woman from history.
Thereās so much happening here. The child has all of the seat belts on. He is singing loud proud , even if the words arenāt quite right. Wow this vine amazes me
lmfao why he got all them seatbelts
He gotta be one bad ass kid
This video will never not be funny
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
Iām swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live.Ā
The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970ās.
Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and itās great
Stockholm, Sweden - My home, my life, my nightly screaming due to university.
Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, thereās nothing offensive or mean Ā spirited about it. Itās just likeĀ āOops you thought there would be something else here but itāsĀ āNever Gonna Give You Upā.ā which isnāt even a bad song. Itās fairly enjoyable to listen to. Thereās no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you heās never going to give you up. I think thatās great.Ā āYou fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.āĀ
I wish this were true. Thereās a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.
Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.
Man, that sucks.
It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline toĀ āWhy did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other sideā was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.