no more dating apps i wanna meet someone the old-fashioned way (i'm a novice mage and you're a member of my dream guild and you accidentally break a love spell that was cast on me and i take you out to lunch as a thank you and after we part ways i get duped by a bad guy who tries to enslave me only for you to show up again and our combined efforts destroy most of the harbour and while running from the army you offer to take me to join my dream guild, thus inadvertently changing the course of my entire life and making me lowkey fall for you then and there, except we're both really, really dumb, so literal years later we're still dancing around our feelings and driving our friends mad).















