I'M A GAY BUT A MODEST GAY

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nerdjpg]

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

[aextra]

same energy

[sarenderpity]

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

[sarenderpity]

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

[dojense]

being trans is like one long retail shift. I won’t elaborate.

[dojense]

cis people are all customers by default

[dovewithscales]

You don’t have to elaborate. I completely understand.

[inalienable-wright]

assigned customer at birth

[bob-belcher]

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

[theatsthetic]

a comic about old people and politics

[wormgiver]

[sakura-haruka]

[filmgifs]

Free Angela and All Political Prisoners (2012), dir. Shola Lynch

[typhlonectes]

[babyanimalgifs]

“This little dude and I have had breakfast/lunch together everyday for the last 4 weeks, always bring him something to eat and he just sits next to me for my entire break at work. My dude.“ 

(Source)

[justcatposts]

“Left my cat alone with a camera for 30 minutes and now I can never leave again.” 

(Source)

[gowns]

what the fuck

[apparentlyeverything]

local cop suddenly unfamiliar with the concept of linear time

[gay-irl]

gay👬irl

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[jaubaius]

Absolute shock followed by relief.

[whitepeopletwitter]