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The Hyperfixation Podcast returns for Season 2 this Wednesday! Of course, check out Season 1 in whatever order suits your fancy.
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S4E 12 - SORAS HEART with Paul, Tensei, Jakey, and Romi!
Paul and Tensei of the Bard Rock Network and Jakey try to make sense of the clown car, the hotel california, the taxi cab of light that is Sora's Heart to Romi. Romi kind of has it memorized?
https://pnc.st/s/the-hyperfixation/37c905f4/s4e12-soras-heart-with-jakey-paul-tensei-and-romi-
JESSE RETURNS WITH MORE BATMAN~!
SEASON 4 EPISODE 11 - BATMAN: DEATH OF A FAMILY by Scott Snyder with Jesse @sleeperofthebed and Romi @iappreciateyourbutt !
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@AndersensPride hasn't been on the podcast since S1E1... but they had to go back.
(@iappreci8urbutt called out Tony for being into Lost without seeing Lost so Tony watch like 5 seasons of Lost in two weeks)
Also all the characters have daddy issues?
https://pnc.st/s/the-hyperfixation/7bbc9567/s4e10-lost-w-tony-and-romi-
Theo said hey this is gonna be a surprise but if you need a discord thread title, put it as ROR and Romi went "FUCK YEAH I LOVE RECORD OF RAGNAROK" so we both get hype for like two hours about an anime/manga series. Please enjoy!
https://pnc.st/s/the-hyperfixation/bc9117ec/s4e9-record-of-ragnarok-with-theo-and-romi-
OUT NOW: S4E8 - THE JUNK DRAWER EP
This episode is also up on Youtube! Link in show notes. @iappreci8urbutt is a one man show while sorting through their junk drawer of hyperfixations!
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
https://pnc.st/s/the-hyperfixation/c6c1da71/s4e8-the-junk-drawer-episode-video-special-on-youtube-with-roma-
@plaquas returns for more Kingdom Hearts w/ @tachyonkingdom to help @iappreciateyourbutt understand what the fuck is going on in KH: Chain of Memories!
Also answer the question: What is Castle Oblivions bathroom situation like?
https://pnc.st/s/the-hyperfixation/6f63b425/s4e6-kingdom-hearts-chain-of-memories-with-plaquas-kingdom-and-romi-
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ITS OUT TODAY! @TopherDisgrace and @iappreci8urbutt talk about AEW while Chris is also trying to convince you to get into wrestling or if you already are, to get into AEW. Join us in the discord as we all yell about wrestling!
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Early for patrons for as little as $1 - @TopherDisgrace and @iappreci8urbutt talk about AEW while Chris is also trying to convince you to get into wrestling or if you already are, to get into AEW and it rules.
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TONIGHT at 7PM we will be streamin cause its @tachyonkingdom's BIRTHDAY and ITS A GODDAMN PARTY
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There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.
“Ma’am, I really must insist that you pay for the room and board I’ve been giving you! It’s been a week!”
“Fine, fine,” I grumble. “I have a few options for payment: I could give you paper money, cheap gaudy jewelry, chocolate coins, spiders, some pretty seashells-”
“Spiders????” he repeats, baffled.
“Spiders it is, then,” I agree equitably, and with a wave of my hand the bed I’ve been sleeping in for the last week turns into a writhing mass of various spiders.
Worth it.
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“Stop right there! You’re under arrest for fraud, destruction of property, and-!”
I yawn. “Didn’t ask, don’t care.” A few gestures, and the guards’ swords are all transmuted into spiders, and then they’re too busy to worry about little ol’ me.
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“You have insulted my honor and humiliated me in front of my children! I demand satisfaction! I demand a wizard’s duel!”
Shrugging, I say, “Sure, okay, whatever. Right here and now okay?”
The pompous wizard-noble blinks. “I- you don’t want to prepare? Get your wizard’s staff or anything?”
“Nah, I’m pretty good with somatic gestures.”
“Well, if you’re sure… here and now then! Have at you!” He slams his staff down on the ground dramatically, a small shockwave of fire radiating out from the impact.
So of course, I turn his staff into spiders.
“AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK”
“So if you’re too busy screaming to cast spells, does that mean I win?”
“AUGH ONE OF THEM BIT ME”
“I’m taking that as a yes.”
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After that, they start coming at me in waves, with cheap wands and staves and swords and bows bought in bulk, hoping to exhaust my magical reserves so they can get close enough to put a magic inhibitor on me.
They did not expect my reserves to be as vast as they were, not did they expect me to be able to transmute the inhibitors themselves into spiders.
“Didn’t you take Magic Basics in wizard college?” I yell at the panicking mages. “Inhibitors aren’t immune to magic until the moment they activate! Serious weak point in the design, tell your magitechnicians to fix that!”
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So of course they try assassins next.
Poison fails, because I transmute any food and drink I get into spiders and then transmute them back. Pretty easy way to get rid of poison.
So then they try knives in dark alleys. The knives bruise through my full-body spider-silk outfit, but do not penetrate, and they only get one shot before they have bigger problems.
Next is killing me in my sleep. None live to report back that the human-shaped lump under the blankets is actually a mass of highly venomous spiders.
The kingdom throws everything it has at me, and I continue to walk away, heralded by the chittering of spiders and the screams of everyone else.
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Finally, I stand before the king himself in his overly opulent throne room, and by now he is a broken shell of a man in the face of my unorthodox tactics.
Good.
“What do you want?” he practically sobs. “You’ve singlehandedly redirected the entire crown’s budget for the next three years into replacing every weapon you’ve turned into spiders. Much more and we’ll be invaded by our neighbors! We wouldn’t be able to resist being annexed! So what can I give you to make you stop doing this?!”
I pause and pretend to consider, tapping a finger against my chin thoughtfully. “You know, you sent my brother off to war a few years back. That conflict with the Yughs up north, I believe. He didn’t want to go, so your guards forced him at spearpoint. I haven’t seen him since.”
He seizes on that, as I expected. “Yes, yes, I’ll have him returned right away! Tell me his name and I’ll honorably release him from duty and have him escorted safely home!”
“Oh?” I raise one sardonic eyebrow. “Are you able to bring back the dead now, oh wise and glorious king?”
He pales, and it’s the most satisfying thing I’ve seen in years.
“You have nothing I want,” I growl, letting the anger slip through for the first time in years. “You cannot bring him back, you cannot make up for my loss with all the riches in your kingdom. The only thing I want is to take everything from you, the way you did to me. Your kingdom will bleed out of resources, one of the neighboring countries you’ve been trying to conquer for decades now will take advantage and annex this place, and you will either be executed or forced to work for a living for the first time in your life.”
I glare at him, and he refuses to meet my eyes. “You will lose everything you ever cared about in your life. One spider at a time.”
I transmute his throne and crown into spiders (non-deadly; he doesn’t get to escape my wrath that easily), then turn and walk away, ignoring his screams and sobs.
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And that’s why, when the Yughs finally annexed the kingdom I grew up in, they preemptively made Transarachnomancy a forbidden magical art. Not sure how they intend to enforce that, mind, but I’m not looking to challenge that. I’ve gotten what I wanted; if some other aspiring mage wants to try and follow in my footsteps, that’s not my problem.
Besides, in terms of magical skill, I’ve always been an outlier anyway. Most mages would be lucky to turn just one knife into a spider at a time; I can turn ten thousand with a few gestures. I doubt anyone will outdo my legacy.
But hey, if you want to try and surpass Georgia of the Spiders? Feel free. I’ll welcome the competition.
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I didnt read the whole thing but because tumblr did a thing i assumed this was about gruncle stan from gravity falls due to the video above the post and read all the voice lines in my head as gruncle stan
hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell
And even when a hyperfixation ends there is always: The Resurfacing™️
Will it be a year from now? Five years? Ten years? And what will trigger it? No one knows, but still the old hyperfixation lurks, like a creature prowling through the forest of the mind, waiting for the right opportunity to strike again.
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Episode up early on Patreon for Patrons as little as $1 :3 @ladytabletop and @extremesalsaing tell @misterjakeypoo and @iappreci8urbutt about The Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Mui!
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@missusashley and @iappreciateyourbutt are going live soon at 7:30pm to play Star Trek: Resurgence and talk about Star Trek! Join us!
S4E3 - STAR TREK with Ashley, Kingdom, and Romi!
Ashley tells us about her favorite plot lines, characters, and seasons of Star Trek! Find out how easily Ashley convinces Roma that its a series that will get Romi's goat.
https://pinecast.com/listen/60f63cd4-a390-4c27-9d1d-3aa87f7ac51e.mp3a
hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell