theicebitchcometh.

L. 24. US. intj. Sagittarius. chaotic neutral flesh (spoonie). I came back to this hellhole for memes. Domavsegda.tumblr for inspiration and pretty things.

[snowybeam]

audio from the famous B99 scene

[markv5]

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[theicebitchcometh-blog]

You're eating without me again?

[lavenderys]

to all the wlw… all my gaydies… remember… the most important woman 2 lov… is urself.. thamk u

[bob-belcher]

signs as vine quotes

Aries:”I’m a bad bitch! You can’t kill me!”

Taurus: “So i’m sitting there… barbecue sauce on my titties “

Gemini:  “I’m back here in this ugly ass school with all these fake ass people-” “Hey” “-hey” “….fucking bitch”

Cancer: “I shoved a toothbrush up my butt my dad burst and he goes what the fuck are you doing.“

Leo: ”what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE. “

Virgo:  “So u jus gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday wit a birthday gift?? “

Libra:”Bitch gon step on my fuckin toe bitch with them fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots BITCH DISGUSTING “

Scorpio: “To make long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. “

Sagittarius: “i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday !” “REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” “I won’t hesitate BITCH!”

Capricorn: “No off topic questions. Because I don’t want to. No Tha- no. Permission denied. You have been stopped”

Pisces: ” Hi! Thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage🎶 “

Aquarius:“DON’T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! ”

[renicula]

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[theicebitchcometh-blog]

Back from a semi hiatus

[hush-city]

[professorlupins]

🍁🎃🍂

[stydixa]

Legally Blonde (2001) Dir. Robert Luketic

[bob-belcher]

[highkingfen]

Jason Ralph photoshoot

[markv5]

Котябрь. Пора надевать тёплые носочки….

[theicebitchcometh-blog]

Catvember. It is time to put on warm socks...

[ka3l]

just go enjoy your life, 

[sadcatdad]

so i went to plaid pantry and i got my grape soda and whipped cream and i was on my way back when i saw a dog across the street from me. i looked over and another dog walked up to it and i was like “nice, double dog”. i kept walking and a minute later i saw a third dog and i thought wow these dogs look like big foxes. oh wait they’re coyotes. but no one else on the street was acknowledging it? so i figured i was just Too High. Then a couple minutes later, a big truck full of kids pulls up beside me and starts waving at me so i take my earbuds out and someone says “dude, you know there’s a pack of coyotes following you?” if being hunted by coyotes in downtown portland on the way back from getting munchies isn’t Northwest Gothic idk what is

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

it’s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.

target isn’t brave enough to build here.

[thebibliosphere]

The last bastion of hope.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

yeah also it’s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.

[systlin]

Let’s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you’ll end up at home. 

…..not that I’ve ever done that on a trail ride before. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that’s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything “dangerous” because it’s afraid. However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully. So if your drunk ass says “yeah let’s steer into oncoming traffic” the horse is gonna say “seems weird but okay man.”

[systlin]

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point. 

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic. 

[alextheraven]

I would hope that that’s all horses

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.

[systlin]

Very very true. 

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to. 

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it. 

[merak-zoran]

What the hell kinda city has a horse

[laina-inverse]

…I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.

[merak-zoran]

What is a city horse, what IS it

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

left ma and pop’s farm to make it big out there…..that horse’s gonna be a star

[thatrandompanda]

Tying yourself to a horse to get home while smashed = good idea.

Tying yourself to a cow to get home while smashed = bad idea.

One of my friends relatives did that and got hit by a train because of it. Cows don’t know to get off of train tracks if a train is coming.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[hotdadsclub]

dare i say it……..todays mood

[rhubabby]

take me to snurch (snail church)