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rea; 26; hufflepuff i reblog a little of everything always a slut for fictional men

[theilliterateironman]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ryland Grace/Original Female Character(s), Ryland Grace & Rocky, Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt, Eva Stratt & Original Character(s) Characters: Ryland Grace, Ryland Grace's Eridian Students, Eva Stratt, Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Carl (Project Hail Mary 2026), Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Smut, Angst, Fluff, Journey to Erid (Project Hail Mary), Rocky is the Best (Project Hail Mary), Planet Erid (Project Hail Mary), Eventual Smut, Shameless Smut, One Night Stands, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mommy Issues, Teacher Ryland Grace, Soft Dom Ryland Grace, Memory Loss, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, References to Depression, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Sexual Overstimulation, Science, Ryland Grace Wears Slutty Glasses, The Glasses Stay On, Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends, Rocky Ships, Praise Kink, Inappropriate Use Of The Speed Of Light, Age Difference, Cross-Posted on Wattpad Summary:

"𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞."

 "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮."

 "𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞-𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭-𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨."

 ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

 in which everyone thinks alina stratt hates ryland grace, but rocky can see right through it-and them, technically.

[theilliterateironman]

did you copy another stratt oc! fic?

No? I’ve only read a few x reader one shots on tumblr before making this and putting on wp and ao3

[theilliterateironman]

orbiter | r. grace - cast

Read cast from the story orbiter | r. grace by theilliterateironman ((reanna’s version)🇵🇸) with 1,109 reads. hailmary...

Me? Writing a Ryland Grace x Stratt!OC fic that starts with a one night stand? It’s more likely than you think!

[oraclewatchtower]

edits for people: bed chem

gif credit: corneliagifs, bosvcr, savkennas

[dailyflicks]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014)

[manny-jacinto]

TWILIGHT (2008) | THE BEAR (2022-)

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[comradekatara]

i love when sokka is like “i’m not one to complain” or “far be it from me to criticize your methods…” as if being a condescending little control freak hater is not one of his defining characteristics

[ichorknight]

tumblr girlies sadposting at 4am could NEVER do it like he does it

[gay-irl]

[modogoblin]

[fluorescentbrains]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

[emmaharwoods]

RACHEL ZEGLER as Lucy Gray Baird — The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023)

[animentality]

[stormcallart]

WWDITS / BG3 crossover

[theashesofthefirststar]

Gale finding out about Astarion’s vampirism: We all struggle against an insatiable hunger. Who am I to judge?

Astarion finding out about Gale’s orb: We should dig a hole and let the rat bastard rot in it.

[strikeaprose]

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

[dailyflicks]

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, 2007 dir. Gore Verbinski