all we can do is our best

...and I'm with you til the end of the line about/fandom tags she's the jack to my bitty

[saintd0nna]

Happy I’m in the trenches Tuesday everyone

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[melodramas]

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[thewittyphantom]

[haunted-sheep]

Dandelions 

[perriaeyjeve]

[importantpics]

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[lamignonette]

[vibrantessence]

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[screenshotsofdespair]

[goodchild]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[amethystsoda]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.