You wanna talk to me?

Oh..hi there. Didn't see you sneaking up on me. I'm Bobby Stevenson! Well, maybe if you have a chance we could get to know each other, yeah? I'd like that.

[stacey-lucas-deactivated2017122]

I wouldn’t call you incompetent, just a little behind the curve. Almost like someone’s dad…

[theinnocentbobby]

A little would be a big understatement. The curve kind of missed me by a long shot. Huh? Care to share with the class?

[stacey-lucas-deactivated2017122]

I just don’t get what you don’t get. It’s a fairly simple app to use. 

[theinnocentbobby]

Call me incompetent. I’ve never been a real big tech kind of guy.

[vampire-hunting-chip-blog]

I shall chop wood into the sunset on a white horse.

[theinnocentbobby]

How utterly poetic. I can see it in a Hallmark card now.

[vampire-hunting-chip-blog]

That’s the perfect life for me.

[theinnocentbobby]

I’ve never been much of strongman, so I commend you for all of your future wood-chopping.

[vampire-hunting-chip-blog]

Yes! That’s what I wanted!

[theinnocentbobby]

You’ve got a real future as a lumberjack, buddy!

[vampire-hunting-chip-blog]

What? I wanted to see what I would look like with facial hair!

[theinnocentbobby]

Well, if the world needs a decent Paul Bunyan impersonator, you’re their guy.

[partyhard-livefast]

“Long night?”

[theinnocentbobby]

“Easy to tell? You don’t look so cheery yourself. Penny for your thoughts?”

[raging-ball-of-brown-fur-blog]

Here… You look like you need it..

[theinnocentbobby]

It’s alright. I’ve endured worse than a slight draft.

[curious-warrior-kida]

“I believe you,” Kida offers a weak smile, before firing a curse behind bobby. “It would be wise to watch behind your back, though. I will help you with that.”

[theinnocentbobby]

“You can count on me.” He assured, with little breath as he flung a stun right behind her. “I watch your back and you watch mine?” Bobby offered with a slight nod.

[glitchtastic-penny-deactivated2]

“Hey, being small doesn’t mean anything!  Look at me!”  Penny laughed maniacally blasting a hole in the nearby wall and crawling through it.  “Come on then, we have people to save!”

[theinnocentbobby]

“You’d be surprised how easily people will just discount the little guy.” Nodding his head, impressed, he quickly followed her through the hall, emerging on the other side. “Where to first? What’s the plan?”

[theinnocentbobby]

“C’mon, lemme help you out! I may be small, but I’m not afraid to blast a sucker from here to Timbuktu.”

[dont-shush-your-uncle-waldo]

“Someone better bust out the camera’s because I’ve got front row seats and some overly-buttered, lightly salted popcorn for the show that’s going down in this school.”

[theinnocentbobby]

“See, you had me up in your corner until that last part. Here I thought there was actually going to be some show. All I know is that it’s no show over here right now.”

[taran-the-warrior]

Merlin, that’s terrible. I’m so sorry. 

[theinnocentbobby]

You’re telling me. I don’t know how I’ll be able to last this last month.

[it-is-a-bad-thing]

“This is getting weird now.” 

[theinnocentbobby]

“If by weird you mean utterly horrific, then you’re right.”

[feistypantsgryffindor-deactivat]

“Not at all,” she said into her mug, her grip on the handle tightening.

[theinnocentbobby]

“You sure?” He muttered softly, staring down at the table. “Because I really don’t want to be a burden.”

[taran-the-warrior]

I’m getting really worried about everyone over at the castle. It used to be bad, but this is really something else…

[theinnocentbobby]

I’ve never seen it this bad. Honest to goodness, it’s not even Hogwarts anymore; it’s a boot camp.

[im-bad-andthats-good]

So do you think Rattigan’s gonna ban music next? I wouldn’t be surprised, although I would be majorly pissed. 

[theinnocentbobby]

I honestly would not put it past him. Though, let’s not talk about it because a world without music is one that I’m not up for living in.