u w u

idk. life and shit.

[pharahsgf]

when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[bronwynn]

[thenatsdorf]

Cat NO likey!

[viostormcaller]

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

[obviouslypancakes]

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

[jasmiinitee-deactivated20210610]

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

[samgirl98]

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

[cephalopodysseus]

Cats (2019)

[witchybitchy1211]

help a witch out 🤷🏼‍♀️🥺😂

[chaoticautie]

me: *saying "WHAT?" seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

[the-messenger-hawk]

Avatar ships as the “Baby” meme

rediscovered this meme/joke format

[dndeactivated]

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

[dndeactivated]

my puppy is a grown man and it is time to clarify the video:

- I taught him to do this

- it is his favourite trick

- he does not know and has never been taught how to shake a paw (eternally upsetting to local Petsmart cashiers)

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

[notevenhisfuckingname]

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

[that-butch-deactivated20200408]

want tattoo

[bogfuckers]

One of three gay emotions

[that-butch-deactivated20200408]

Gay Emotions:

1. Want Tattoo

2. Y e a r n i n g

3. I Literally Have To Pet This Animal, Guys Wait Up I Have To Pet It, Guys There’s A Cat Here Hold On

[manicpixiedreamweeb]

PSA: Dragon Age fans

If you love Dragon Age and have a hankering for something to fill the gap, please play Greedfall. It’s a little rough around the edges, but it has a really good heart, characters you care about, absolutely stunning environments, and an excellent quest system.

[aquilaofarkham]

you know bbc’s dracula can try as hard as he wants but he will never come close to the sheer drama, class, intimidation, and raw dilf energies as dracula castlevania 

[topmeladies]

Don’t call me out like this

[teathattast]

[life-at-work]

[moonenjoyer]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[cheruib]

another decade has passed and guess who’s still here? the moon. she’s always been here and she’ll always be she’s a Loyal friend to all of us say thank u moon