The Inverse Smurf

I just post and reblog posts i like, which can range from fashion to cats to science to funny comments to fandoms. Enjoy

[kvothe-kingkiller]

what a fucking power move

[theallart]

Andy Warhol, “Hammer and Sickle with Vibrator”, 1975

[ginger-ale-official]

C

[ginger-ale-official]

Cummunism

[gluten-free-pussy]

As a Big Tiddie Bitch™️ do you ever just look at a woman with small breasts and see her wearing a certain top/bralette or something and you’re just like “…huh, I wonder what it’s like being able to just wear that?” Not even in a hating way but like just out of genuine curiosity?

[cabinhoney]

cross stitch is just pixel art on fabric, reblog if you’re not a coward

[txewluke]

Acoustic pixel art

[tonyzaret]

Would you dismiss the wise words of a sage simply because their face was scarred or otherwise disfigured? I think not, and yet you engage in just this type of prejudice when you ignore my opinions on Vaccines simple because my profile picture is a Busty Minion.

[joshpeck]

there was absolutely no way to predict where this post was going

[island-delver-go]

Look at this perfectly (mis)timed shot

Look at this goofy goggly boi

[tiktoks-we-like]

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

[fuckblast]

I don't love tiktok but it's vital non Americans watch

[asteroidarsonist]

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

[l0dge49]

[anxietyproblem]

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[warmhappycat]

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

[deceptionelle-deactivated201910]

UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

CEO’s are scum.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[reeddacted]

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish

[taquito]

[hydro-homies]

@Nestlé

[robofeather]

These are all real, actual phrases and I love them.

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[thenatsdorf]

Daddy vs baby dance-off. [source]

[lunarwench]

wholesome content

[thebootydiaries]