She Called Me an Enigma

They/them ☆ 29

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[hellenhighwater]

Should I be saving my money for a down payment on a house and getting rid of furniture so I have less to move? Yes. And also yes.

But consider:

She's $300 and I need her

[hellenhighwater]

She's here!!

This side-by-side was built by the Rockford Desk and Furniture Co., which only existed from 1891-1895. I've found one singular other example of this cabinet, which was auctioned over a decade ago, and was stained a dark cherry color. I personally like the color of the quartersawn oak as it is, so I'm not planning a full restoration.

[hellenhighwater]

Wait I just realized this puts her in line of sight with my favorite chifforobe and I love how they look together. Very different periods and styles but I feel like there's a dialogue there.

We are not judging the mess in my drawing room, that's a later problem. Work table all covered in nonsense...

[creekfiend]

So your post about dog births being like a slip n slide just made it to my dash again and now I'm wondering if you've seen that video of a panda birth???? She legit is sitting kinda like a person, arched back so her vag is almost pointed up into the air. The baby LAUNCHES out, it makes a fucking parabola

i have not seen this but your description is so troublingly evocative that i now feel i do not have to

[clarityofhatred]

Okay maybe not as dramatic as I remembered, but I know based on seeing the birth opening and it's angle it's is technically a parabola

Anyways I now gift/curse you all with this:

[creekfiend]

ok actually the most surreal part of this is the "THOOMP" sound the baby makes as it is forcibly propelled from her body like a foam dart from a nerf gun

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[sandmandaddy69]

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[pangur-and-grim]

I swear I’ve seen a picture of Pangur stretching all the way out before but now I can’t find it

If you have one could you please post it?

here you go! the longest Pangurs available

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[katieaki]

I get intrigued when women look sinister

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[parkchanwoohoo]

[its-fifis-world]

im shaped like a W because im a winner!

[sweatermuppet]

do you have any gender related tips

get a big pair of boots

[generaljenobi]

[socialistexan]

[dogpuppy]

[dabblingreturns]

Tell me your worst crafting bad habit.

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

I'll go first: I keep working with size 11 and size 15 seed beads in bed. And find them in my sheets when I'm trying to sleep

[blessedbrick]

This is mine I think

Original post here

[punkrorschach]

games over! everyone loses! 👍