𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘞 𝘔𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘖 𝘖𝘕

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[theirtales-a]

[theirtales-a]

HAS ANYONE WATCHED THE ORDER ON NETFLIX? I’M OBSESSED AND I KINDA WANNA ADD MUSES BUT IDK IF PEOPLE WILL CARE

[firstimmortal]

DID YOU WANT ME TO PINKY SWEAR?

independent & semi-selective sasslas SILAS from the vampire diaries universe. oc, crossover & au friendly. ✎ with sass by m 【©】

[thedevilwearspierce]

❝ 𝚂𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝  𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝚘𝚛 𝒗𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸’𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝙸 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚝. ❞

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗩𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗦’ 𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓮

         𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 | 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 | 𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 | 𝐀𝐔 | 𝐎𝐂 & 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲

                              𝓅𝑒𝓃𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝑒 x 

[theirtales-a]

* NEW MUSES HAVE BEEN ADDED:

- ANYA JENKINS - JESSE MCNALLY - GLORY - XANDER HARRIS - JARETH THE GOBLIN KING

[saviormatriarcha]

                                         𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇

[theirtales-a]

THEIRTALES HAS MADE A GOOGLE DOCS INTEREST TRACKER THING !  Here’s the deal. I love sending memes. I love plotting, shipping, posting starters. I love everything, but being a multi-muse always makes it difficult to know which character or what fandom to use. I know I’ve made an interest call before, but the idea of having responses saved somewhere sounds a lot easier. So. If you’d like any of the above (memes, plots, ships, starters, etc.) with me, then please take five minutes to complete the interest tracker WHICH CAN BE FOUND HERE. It’ll be much appreciated. Your URL will then be added to THIS INTEREST TRACKER SPREADSHEET. Alternatively, I’m more than happy for people to add their URLs to the spreadsheet instead, but I know that’s a little more time-consuming. Love, love, love. All the love.

[theirtales-a]

real talk for a sec tho.. cordelia chase has one of the most amazing character development arcs television has ever given us (we’ll ignore season fuckfest four of angel)

[blackcatrph]

* man from u.n.c.l.e sentence starters.

“   not  very   good  at  this  whole  subtlety  thing  are  you  ?  ”

“  don’t  make  me  put  you  over  my  knee.  ”

“  so  you  don’t  want  to  dance,  but  you  do  want  to  wrestle  ?  ”

“  are  they  still  following  us  ?  ”

“  is  there  one  of  them  ?  ”

“  when  you  hear  something  that  sounds  like  a  gunshot,  drive.  ”

“  for  a  special  agent,  you’re  not  having  a  very  special  day,  are  you  ?  ”

“  your  balls  are  on  the  end  of  a  very  long  leash,  held  by  a  very  short  man.  ”

“  i  wonder  if  it  was  your  father’s  shame  that  gives  you  such  drive  ?  ”

“  or  was  it  your  mother’s  reputation  ?  ”

“  you’re  trembling.  ”

“  that’s  because  i  am  scared.  ”

“  let’s  hope  he  doesn’t  drive  as  quickly  as  he  moves.  ”

“  did  you  disable  the  alarm  ?  ”

“  loving  your  work  cowboy.  ”

“  we’re  struggling  here,  why  don’t  you  take  a  shot  at  him  ?  ”

“  thank  you  gentlemen  for   fouling  up  two  years  of  hard  work  !  ”

“  there  are  only  two  masters  in  this  world;  fear  and  pain.  ”

“  i  like  my  women  strong.  ”

“  what  are  you  doing  down  there  ?  ”

“  it  won’t  match.  ”

“  so  you’re  a  thief,  but  you  don’t  wear  a  mask.  ”

“  sometimes,  just  not  when  i’m  stealing  things.  ”

“  you  told  me  this  was  going  to  be  a  simple  extraction.  ”

“  what  i  am  about  to  feed  you  might  be  a  little  bitter.  nevertheless,  you’re  going  to  have  to  swallow  it.  ”

“  i’m  here  to  help.  ”

“  why  don’t  you  help  me  ?  ”

“  we’re  wasting  our  time.  this  isn’t  working.  ”

“  if  you  could  just  shut  up,  thank  you.  ”

“  i  was  briefed  on  your  criminal  career.  ”

“  don’t  flatter  yourself.  they  follow  everybody.  ”

“  do  these  belong  to  you  or  me  ?  ”

[worldly-diversity]

TWISTED / TOXIC SENTENCE STARTERS

❛   you must forgive my lips… they find pleasure in the most unusual places.   ❜ ❛   i don’t bite, you know… unless it’s called for.   ❜ ❛   perhaps you should mind your tongue, lest i put it to better use.   ❜   ❛   i love watching you react, how but a few words can turn your entire world on its axis. i revel in it.   ❜   ❛   go ahead, come a little closer. curiosity isn’t so bad, now is it? let it drive you further and further into the abyss.   ❜   ❛   are you getting possessive? come now love, you know better than to think i could ever belong to anyone, least of all you!   ❜   ❛   what happened, what’s going on? everything’s so dark…   ❜   ❛   curiosity may have killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. so why do i feel like i’ve fallen into pieces?   ❜   ❛   some things are better left undiscovered.   ❜   ❛   you’d look so much prettier in red… shall i coat you in it?   ❜   ❛   that… that’s not really paint, is it?   ❜   ❛   you can follow the trail, if you wish, but remember! the road back may become too obscured to follow.   ❜   ❛   i think i’ve gotten lost, i’m still me but everything feels twisted.   ❜   ❛   don’t you worry my dear, i’ll take good care of you i promise. didn’t you know a demon/monster always keeps his/her word?   ❜   ❛   don’t you worry about a thing pet, i’ll take care of everything so just sit there and look pretty for me.   ❜   ❛   i have to get back, i can’t stay here!   ❜   ❛   did you really think i’d let you go so easily?   ❜   ❛   nothing’s over while i’m breathing!   ❜  

[infernalmemes]

❧    𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐀: 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ I do not standby in the presence of evil! ❜

❛ that… looks… fatal. ❜

❛ fuck your mercy. ❜

❛ you made the biggest mistake of your life. ❜

❛ and what’s that? ❜

❛ this is just a body. it’s not bad or good. that part’s up to you. ❜

❛ I’d do whatever I had to for you. ❜

❛ I’d give you my heart. ❜

❛ we go back we’ll be on the run forever. ❜

❛ wait here. ❜

❛ try not to kill anybody. ❜

❛ what I want is not there. ❜

❛ I don’t mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you? ❜

❛ actually we just met. ❜

❛ you’ve been given a chance to start over with a clean slate. how many of us get that? ❜

❛ whatever you were, it’s not who you are now. ❜

❛ they will come for you. ❜

❛ I believe you are someone truly special. ❜

❛ oh… so innocent. ❜

❛ thank you for saving me. ❜

❛ I’m not your daughter. I don’t know what I am. ❜

❛ little flea. ❜

❛ this was your daughter? ❜

❛ she was murdered. ❜

❛ forget it. I won’t do it. ❜

❛ that’s fine. fine. ❜

❛ I should have known! ❜

❛ mmm. that’s so good. what do you call this? ❜

❛ and do you know who I am? ❜

❛ let’s look at the bright side. ❜

❛ theoretically, you should remember something. ❜

❛ I don’t even know my own name. ❜

❛ I feel a connection to it. I can’t explain. ❜

[infernalmemes]

❧    𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ are you looking at me in my face?! ❜

❛ stop! stop running! ❜

❛ I heard you like to pick on women, do you want to pick on me?! ❜

❛ there are some things in this world we will never fully understand. ❜

❛ we want answers. ❜

❛ come on the bed and feel the vibrations with me. ❜

❛ being scalded by that potsticker has jolted my mind back to the task at hand. ❜

❛ we debunked this as not being not a ghost. ❜

❛ I can’t give you an explanation. ❜

❛ it’s an animal head skull! ❜

❛ bro, it just winked at me. ❜

❛ what was that?! ❜

❛ did someone just scratch me?! ❜

❛ go play with my balls. ❜

❛ there’s a teeny tiny figure on my recorder! ❜

❛ we’ve debunked that orb as not being dust. ❜

❛ come and harm me! ❜

❛ I would later regret that comment. ❜

❛ it’s a cow, man! ❜

❛ and I hope you hear me up there, in the damn attic! ❜

❛ oh my god, bro. ❜

❛ do you like us being here? ❜

❛ it feels like I got stabbed. ❜

❛ you want to tickle my big ol’ long toes? ❜

❛ I heard what sounded like a witch mixed with a bobcat. ❜

❛ your attacks on women and old people are gonna stop! ❜

❛ whoa, it said whoa after I said whoa. ❜

❛ why me? ❜

❛ hey, bowling ball, looking at you. ❜

❛ take the gold. ❜

❛ get out! ❜

❛ if this is the portal to hell, why don’t you come up out of that ground, and get us? ❜

❛ I’m gonna put this between my legs, because I hear that’s where the incubus likes it. ❜

❛ that spider went straight for my jugular! ❜

❛ we’re not here for beauty, we’re here for darkness. ❜

❛ what are the chances of a couple of guys like us hooking up with a horse like that? ❜

[theirtales-a]

THEIRTALES HAS MADE A GOOGLE DOCS INTEREST TRACKER THING !  Here’s the deal. I love sending memes. I love plotting, shipping, posting starters. I love everything, but being a multi-muse always makes it difficult to know which character or what fandom to use. I know I’ve made an interest call before, but the idea of having responses saved somewhere sounds a lot easier. So. If you’d like any of the above (memes, plots, ships, starters, etc.) with me, then please take five minutes to complete the interest tracker WHICH CAN BE FOUND HERE. It’ll be much appreciated. Your URL will then be added to THIS INTEREST TRACKER SPREADSHEET. Alternatively, I’m more than happy for people to add their URLs to the spreadsheet instead, but I know that’s a little more time-consuming. Love, love, love. All the love.

[theirtales-a]

* GIVE THIS A LIKE FOR SOME MEMES !

[vegasdoe-deactivated20230312]

* subtle romance starters

i wish i could control myself around you

you look amazing

in that dress you could have anyone you want

it’s difficult to be around you

i’ve dreamt about being with you

i’ve wanted to kiss you since the moment we met

we could be together for tonight

no one needs to know

you could do it, i wouldn’t stop you

i can’t control myself around you

i can’t stop thinking about you

i want everyone to know that you’re mine

i can’t just be your friend

of course i was jealous

have i told you recently that you’re completely gorgeous?

you’re under my skin

i’ve thought about this nonstop

i can’t wait to see every inch of you

has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

you have to see what i see in you

you’re the most interesting person i’ve ever met

you have so much to offer

you’re a work of art

let me be yours

i think about you, like this, all the time

my lips were made to meet yours

you are, of course, my every thought

i want to know you fully

together, we’d be a force

once wasn’t enough for me

i can’t wait until i can kiss you again

you look better out of your clothes than you do in them

your perfect face is the least beautiful thing about you

have you been thinking about me?

do you want me as i want you?

how long have you wanted this?

[swannbird-a-blog]

◆ —— AT WORLD’S END QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

❛ What are you doin’? ❜ ❛ Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I’d throw my name in for consideration, sorry. ❜ ❛ Shoot him! ❜ ❛ Cut out his tongue! ❜ ❛ Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! ❜ ❛ You will listen to me! ❜ ❛ And what the enemy will see, they will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! ❜ ❛ Think you can outrun the world? ❜ ❛ Sometimes things come back mate. We’re livin’ proof, you and me. ❜ ❛ There’s never a guarantee of comin’ back. ❜ ❛ It’s our only hope. ❜ ❛ The world used to be a bigger place. ❜ ❛ World’s still the same. There’s just less in it. ❜ ❛ Dying is the day worth living for. ❜ ❛ Will you marry me? ❜ ❛ I don’t think now’s the best time! ❜ ❛ I love you. I’ve made my choice. What’s yours? ❜ ❛ I’m a little busy at the moment! ❜ ❛ And that was without even a single drop of rum. ❜ ❛ You’ve seen it all, done it all. ❜ ❛ That’s the trick isn’t it? To survive? ❜ ❛ It’s not just about living forever. The trick is still living with yourself forever. ❜ ❛ There’s not been a gatherin’ like this in our lifetime. ❜ ❛ I owe them all money. ❜ ❛ It’s always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe? ❜ ❛ I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens, everything’s gone to pot! ❜ ❛ Do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely? ❜ ❛ Just kiss! ❜ ❛ Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? ❜ ❛ Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. ❜ ❛ Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded. ❜ ❛ You’ll have loads to talk about while you’re here. ❜ ❛ Don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy it at the time. ❜ ❛ Don’t need you, you scare me. ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Where does your allegiance lie? ❜ ❛ I have a ship. ❜ ❛ I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. ❜ ❛ I wash my hands of this weirdness. ❜ ❛ We are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. ❜ ❛ I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye. ❜ ❛ You’re free. ❜ ❛ It’s a heavy price for what’s been done. ❜ ❛ Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. ❜ ❛ We must fight. ❜ ❛ Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig. ❜ ❛ I’m losing her. ❜ ❛ Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away you’ll lose it for certain. ❜ ❛ You may kill me, but you can never insult me. ❜ ❛ That’s just maddeningly unhelpful. ❜ ❛ Why are these things never clear? ❜ ❛ Stab the heart. ❜ ❛ Don’t stab the heart. ❜ ❛ My sweet, you’ve come for me. ❜ ❛ You were expecting me? ❜ ❛ It has been torture, trapped in this single form, cut off from the sea. From all that I love. From you. ❜ ❛ Ten years, I devoted to the duty you charged me. ❜ ❛ And finally, when we could be together again, you weren’t there. Why weren’t you there? ❜ ❛ Would you love me if I was anything but what I am? ❜ ❛ I do not love you! ❜ ❛ Many things you were, but never cruel. ❜ ❛ You have corrupted your purpose, and so yourself, and you did hide away what should always have been mine! ❜ ❛ I will be free, and when I am, I will give you my heart. ❜ ❛ And we will be together always. ❜ ❛  If only you had a heart to give. ❜ ❛ I will be free, and when I am, I will give you my heart, and we will be together always… but if only you had a heart to give. ❜ ❛ Why did you come? ❜ ❛ The last thing they will learn in this life is how cruel I can be. ❜ ❛ My heart will always belong to you. ❜ ❛ Who is this traitor? ❜ ❛ Keep telling yourself that, darling. ❜ ❛ Do you fear death? ❜ ❛ You have no idea. ❜ ❛ You’ll see no mercy from me! ❜ ❛ I’m a heartless wretch! ❜ ❛ You’ve a cruel mind. ❜ ❛ Cruel is a matter of perspective. ❜ ❛ You’ve always run away from a fight! ❜ ❛ You never told me any of this! ❜ ❛ It was my burden to bear. ❜ ❛ I miss him already. ❜ ❛ He was quite charming, wasn’t he? ❜ ❛ This is madness. ❜ ❛ This is politics. ❜ ❛ You can fight, and all of you will die… or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die. ❜ ❛ You murdered my father. ❜ ❛ He chose his own fate. ❜ ❛ We will fight. And you will die. ❜ ❛ Your friends appear to be quite desperate. ❜ ❛ You and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we? ❜ ❛ Close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by. ❜ ❛ You may throw my hat if you wish. ❜ ❛ You know my name… ❜ ❛ He can’t help me. He won’t come. ❜ ❛ I know you. ❜ ❛ He/she spoke of you. ❜ ❛ He/she won’t save me. ❜ ❛ He/she won’t pick me. I wouldn’t pick me. ❜ ❛ Tell him not to come. Tell him to stay away. ❜ ❛ Tell him it’s too late. ❜ ❛ You’re in my way, boy/girl. ❜ ❛ Are you dead? ❜ ❛ Are you dead? I think I am. ❜ ❛ You have to be lost to find a place that can’t be found. ❜ ❛ You’ve doomed us all! ❜ ❛ Don’t be so unkind. ❜ ❛ You may not survive to pass this way again, and these be the last friendly words you’ll hear. ❜ ❛ I propose an exchange. ❜ ❛ You have no right! ❜ ❛ I understand the burden you bear, but I fear that cause is lost. ❜ ❛ No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it. ❜ ❛ You chose not to tell me. ❜ ❛ You thought I loved him/her. ❜ ❛ If you make your choices alone, how can I trust you? ❜ ❛ What is it you want most? ❜ ❛ I cannot be summoned like some mongrel pup! ❜ ❛ There is more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there? ❜ ❛ Yes, I lied to you. ❜ ❛ No, I don’t love you. ❜ ❛ Our fates have been entwined, but never joined. ❜ ❛ You be the cur that led these wolves to our door? ❜ ❛ My actions were my own and to my own purpose. ❜ ❛ There has definitely been a breakdown in discipline aboard this vessel. ❜ ❛ It’s too late to earn my forgiveness. ❜ ❛ I trust you to know your place. ❜ ❛ We shall have a magnificent garden party, and you’re not invited! ❜ ❛ You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delirium. ❜ ❛ The only way for a pirate to make a living these days is by betraying other pirates. ❜ ❛ Drop your weapons, or I kill the man/woman! ❜ ❛ We shall go to war! ❜ ❛ There’s an evil on these seas that even the most staunch and bloodthirsty pirates have come to fear. ❜ ❛ This is no longer your world. ❜ ❛ Him at peace. ❜ ❛ Death has a way of reshuffling one’s priorities. ❜ ❛ You are free to be with your charming murderess. ❜ ❛ What else have you not told me? ❜ ❛ She/he could not be trusted. ❜ ❛ You loved her/him. She’s/he’s the one, and then you betrayed her/him. ❜ ❛ You betrayed her/him. ❜ ❛ You loved her/him. ❜ ❛ She/he pretended to love me. ❜ ❛ I kept it safe for you. ❜ ❛ Will you ever forgive me? ❜ ❛ The code is the law! ❜ ❛ Abandon ship! ❜ ❛ It’s like you don’t know me at all, mate. ❜ ❛ I had nothing to do with your father’s/NAME death. ❜ ❛ That does not absolve me of my other sins. ❜ ❛ There’s nothing left. ❜ ❛ I’m sure there must be a good reason for our suffering. ❜ ❛ And some men offer desire as justification for their crimes. ❜ ❛ I offer simply my desire. ❜ ❛ Pretty speech from a captor, but words whispered through prison bars lose their charm. ❜ ❛ It’s never too late to learn. ❜ ❛ A dangerous song to be singing for anyone ignorant of its meaning. ❜ ❛ And what makes you think I need protecting? ❜ ❛ We’ve come to rescue you. ❜ ❛ My freedom was forfeit long ago! ❜ ❛ If you want to survive, you need what I offer… ❜ ❛ Forgive me. ❜ ❛ He made me Captain. ❜ ❛ You are not my Captain. ❜

[swannbird-a-blog]

◆ —— DEAD MAN’S CHEST QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

❛ There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing. ❜ ❛ I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. ❜ ❛ Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? ❜ ❛ Come to join my crew, lad? ❜ ❛ I’m here to find the man/woman/person I love. ❜ ❛ I’m deeply flattered, but my first and only love is the sea. ❜ ❛ Hide the rum. ❜ ❛ Why is the rum always gone? ❜ ❛ If you don’t want it, give it back. ❜ ❛ This is barbaric! ❜ ❛ Oh, fine! Let’s just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! ❜ ❛ I’ve had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates! ❜ ❛ Enough! This is madness! ❜ ❛ My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled. ❜ ❛ How did you get here? ❜ ❛ I won’t leave without him/her/them! ❜ ❛ You can’t read. ❜ ❛ You look bloody awful, what are you doing here? ❜ ❛ You hired me. I can’t help it if your standards are lax. ❜ ❛ You smelly funny. ❜ ❛ No doubt you’ve discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm. ❜ ❛ I’m here to negotiate. ❜ ❛ I’m listening. ❜ ❛ Do you fear… death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? ❜ ❛ You’re not making any sense at all. ❜ ❛ Is this a dream? ❜ ❛ You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here? ❜ ❛ NAME sent me to settle his/her/their debt. ❜ ❛ I’m sorely tempted to accept that offer. ❜ ❛ I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills. ❜ ❛ I want to shoot something. ❜ ❛ I cut down anyone in my path. ❜ ❛ I guess that honest streak finally won out.  ❜ ❛ He was a gentleman of fortune, he was. ❜ ❛ He was a good man. ❜ ❛ Can you live with this? ❜ ❛ Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free? ❜ ❛ Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? ❜ ❛ The Captain goes down with his ship. ❜ ❛ He/she/they fell behind. ❜ ❛ Best not wallow in our grief! ❜ ❛ Do excuse me while I kill the man/woman/person who ruined my life. ❜ ❛ I think I should get out and see the world while I’m still young. ❜ ❛ My wife ran off with my dog and I’m drunk for a month and I don’t give a ass rat’s if I live or die. ❜ ❛ We’re not getting out of this. ❜ ❛ You’re mad. ❜ ❛ Don’t wait for me. ❜ ❛ You came back. I always knew you were a good man/woman/person. ❜ ❛ This is the only way, don’t you see? ❜ ❛ I’m not sorry. ❜ ❛ Pirate. ❜ ❛ You actually were telling the truth. ❜ ❛ I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised. ❜ ❛ I demand payment. ❜ ❛ Complications arose, ensued, were overcome. ❜ ❛ They will roast him and eat him. ❜ ❛ Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I’ll have you all one by one. Come on, who’s first? ❜ ❛ I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself! ❜ ❛ Should I just kill you now? ❜ ❛ You’re hired! ❜ ❛ Your bravery is wasted. ❜ ❛ Don’t eat me. ❜ ❛ We are very much alike, you and I, I and you… us. ❜ ❛ Persuade me. ❜ ❛ You long for freedom. ❜ ❛ You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it’s like. One day you won’t be able to resist. ❜ ❛ One day you won’t be able to resist. ❜ ❛ Our debt is settled. ❜ ❛ You mistrust me? ❜ ❛ You have a touch of destiny about you. ❜ ❛ We’ve come for help and were not leaving without it. ❜ ❛ I thought I knew you.. ❜ ❛ It was always in my blood to die at sea, but it was not a fate I ever wanted for you. ❜ ❛ You owe me nothing. ❜ ❛ They’ll know you helped me.❜ ❛ What more can they do to me? ❜ ❛ I will not abandon you. I promise. ❜ ❛ You have no reason and no authority to arrest this man/woman/person! ❜ ❛ We must find out own avenue to secure your freedom. ❜ ❛ That you would risk your life to save NAME does not mean that he/she would do the same for anyone else. ❜ ❛ Five lashes will remind you to stay on ‘em! ❜ ❛ My son. He’s my son. ❜ ❛ I keep the promises I make. ❜ ❛ I knew you’d warm up to me eventually. ❜ ❛ Ah. The dark side of ambition. ❜ ❛ I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption. ❜ ❛ It’s funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment. ❜ ❛ You won’t be able to talk yourself out of this. ❜ ❛ The terms that apply to me apply to you as well. ❜ ❛ Your time is up. ❜ ❛ Consider in your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night. ❜ ❛ I could join the circus! ❜ ❛ Him never stopped loving her. ❜ ❛ It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings. ❜ ❛ And then I intend to return here, to marry you. ❜ ❛ If it weren’t for these bars, I’d have you already. ❜ ❛ I’ll wait for you. ❜ ❛ Keep a weather eye on the horizon. ❜ ❛ These clothes do not flatter you at all.❜ ❛ It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin. ❜ ❛ We’ve had dealings in the past. And we’ve each left out mark on each other. ❜ ❛ NAME must find his place in the new world or perish. ❜ ❛ He’s a better man then you give him credit for. ❜ ❛ There is nothing left for you here. ❜ ❛ So I am to believe that what you did was an act of compasion? ❜ ❛ You’ll trust us to act in your stead. ❜ ❛ I’ll trust you to know what awaits you should you fail! ❜ ❛ Did we kill it? ❜ ❛ There was a time when I would have given anything for you to look like that while thinking about me. ❜ ❛ I trust him, that’s all. ❜ ❛ You look beautiful. ❜ ❛ I think it’s bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. ❜ ❛ Why fight when you can negotiate? ❜ ❛ What has the world done to you? ❜ ❛ I can honestly say I’m glad to see you. ❜ ❛ Every man has a price he will willingly accept, even for what he hoped never to sell. ❜ ❛ You’re a good man/woman. ❜ ❛ You coward. ❜