Hopeless place

25/girl

[wrath-of-achilleus]

the trojan war is so funny because absolutely NO ONE wanted to be there

hector was clocking in like that one minimum wage employee keeping the local pizza hut afloat.

achilles had to basically be dragged kicking and screaming to troy, and he spent most of the last year of the war on strike (sulking).

they basically held odysseus’ infant son at gunpoint to make him join.

an argument could be made for menelaus wanting to be there, but the man just wanted to get his wife and get out.

paris may have started this shit but he sure as hell couldn’t finish it. hector had to drag him to the battlefield by ear daily.

even AGAMEMNON tried to go home.

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[celoica]

Me in the theatre watching the supposedly funny movie with the cgi sheep

[ankle-beez]

sheep detectives is finally out on digital which means i can show you guys one of the funniest movie scenes of the year so far

[olidel]

[emziess]

The Winter Lamb The Sheep Detectives (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[cupandsaucer]

Surprisingly good movie and full of symbolism. This was my favorite scene.

[katestewartt]

"You've carried this all alone, all this time?"

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[christophernolan]

everyone: Dragons are Gods Meanwhile dragons: MUST DIP A LIMB IN WATER!!!

[ophelieverse]

Me every time something happens to a CGI dragon that never existed:

it’s going to be a looooong season.

Poor baby Vermax tried so hard to go back up🫠

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[amethystfox-15]

Aaaawwwwwwwwwww! My heart gahh!💜💜💜

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

[mndvx]

NICK ROBINSON in  VOICEMAILS FOR ISABELLE (2026)  written and directed by Leah McKendrick

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#We're Bringing Back Rom Com's One Dance Party At A Time