hyperfixation hoarder

artist || they/them || ♓︎ || 17/03 || accidental media critic Banner by @ethel-stuff

[thejade-forest]

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Heyo! I'm Jade, But you can also call me Powder/Pow. I go by they/it pronouns!

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[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[chocolate-mallowmelt]

reblog ONLY if prev is a mutual, i want to see how far this post can go

say in the tags what part of tumblr you’re on i’m so curious so see how this goes

[thejade-forest]

yeah drew a doodle of the stupid guys

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[earthlyvibration]

THIS 

[thejade-forest]

tfw your mental health is not so slowly spiralling so you end up convincing yourself that all of your friends secretly hate you. Somebody convince me otherwise please I am actually begging you

[v1nny-b1nny]

Make a choice:

You get to become a man, but in your FEMALE friend group you become the odd one out. At least you can jork i-💥💥💥💥

You get to become a female, but your male friends will call you a femboy and gay, and you have periods. At least you can be a su-💥💥💥 At least you have ti-💥💥💥

Become non-binary.

You lose the ability to have sex.

Reblog with your option and tag your moots!!

@offbeathiccups @astral-parfaits @vioofc @itskindafunky @belle-oftheball34 @gametv0 @kiscoolen @citrus-hime @civicet @rarykosa @shuumatsumayhem @bugzillaslays @magicalgirlcataclysm @girlbrey-ella @amymgalbee

[citrus-hime]

purgatory

a hell version of how i already live

super ultra black hole hell

can i get the secret fourth option (genderfluid)

@offbeathiccups @kursed-dismayo @kiscoolen @krosshind @itskindafunky @inkytoonsblog @bugzillaslays @magicalgirlcataclysm @vioofc @belle-oftheball34 @thejade-forest @imvincingit

[thejade-forest]

hey its me. can i have 3rd option and be like a barbie doll? just smooth

[3hkowalski]

giving him the disney villain treatment

tbh I was hesitating between drawing a bee or a butterfly on his hand

In the end, I decided to use 🦋 to represent that: perhaps Kinger is the only one from the cast who will mourn him…

[mooncasper]

completely forgot to post this! im not the happiest with how it came out but still pretty proud

[mooncasper]

"saint patricks" this, "ides" that, how about a HAPPY FRICKEN BIRTHDAY TO @thejade-forest

[thejade-forest]

idk what to draw :(

[citrus-hime]

it's snowing in the middle of march why would cuphead do this to me :(

[mooncasper]

laughed at you then i looked outside

[thejade-forest]

I saw a lot of dolphins yesterday

[thejade-forest]

happy birthday :)

it's my birthday! (17/03) so i drew something to celebrate :) also, happy st patrick's day!

[thejade-forest]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[thejade-forest]

birthday in a week haha

[thejade-forest]

"Love you, as one does"

happy valentine's day :)

[thejade-forest]

love yumeshipping hate drawing bgs