The Jazz Daddy

A brain split evenly between a love for music and a love for kink. Here you'll find the latter (mostly) 18+ NSFW ~~~25 | He/Him ~~~ BLM, ACAB, and for fuck sake NO 👏 FUCKIN 👏 MINORS

[thejazzdaddy]

If the hand pics weren't taken under bisexual lighting then were the hand pics really taken at all?

[ur-favorite-toy]

People are missing the good questions out here. Give us 23, 32, and 41 from the list?

23. have you ever had an organ without meaning to? describe what happened

I will refer u to #32 but I will also say I've been edging and accidentally came soooo many times. one touch too hard, one second too long and one fantasy too hot. u know how it goes

32. have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

this has happened 1.5 times to me!! once i kinda woke up and started rubbing while I was lucid dreaming and came and when I fully woke up I realized I hadn't been touching my pussy at all x.x and one other time I came in my sleep so hard it woke me up. that time I was laying on my back with my hands at my sides. braingasm

41. what nearby object that is not a sex toy would you use to masturbate with? how would you use it?

i have a body pillow I have absolutely tucked under me to grind on before x.x and yes I've actually gotten needy and desperate enough to cum like that x.x

[thejazzdaddy]

I fricken love ur account >_<

Yall are too sweet to me 😌😌

[thejazzdaddy]

what’s ur favorite sweet

Sour Patch Kids and it's not close

[thejazzdaddy]

This is my first time seeing ur blog and I love it

Well thanks, love. I aim to please 😁

[thejazzdaddy]

Guys we gotta remember to spoil even our brats sometimes, because they're the most likely to form labor parties and if the subs unionize we're FUCKED

[skyhigh-tree]

going to “omg you’re such a pervert” my way into some gross and unethical sex

[thejazzdaddy]

36, 39 and 42.

Feels like I'm being properly interviewed today! 😇

36. Describe the ideal nude someone could send you.

I used to help a friend take pictures for her Onlyfans so my ideas get a little specific when discussing sexy pics 😅 but generally, I'm a sucker for a good mirror pic, on your knees. Legs apart, leaning forward a bit, with a nice pretty smile

39. What sex act do you think you're best at? Describe how you do it.

I'm endlessly proud of my ability to eat pussy. Apparently, a lot of guys don't like doing it, but I'm a massive fan- it's my favorite part, no question. I've yet to meet a girl who didn't get a little extra whimpery when I drag my tongue in a certain side-to-side motion 🥰

42. Describe your most recent sex dream.

I genuinely don't think I remember any recent ones at the moment unfortunately 😭

[thejazzdaddy]

regarding the nsfw ask game

7, 12, 20, 24, 33

Well someone got a lil greedy 👀

7. A genie has granted you 3 NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for and why?

This is one of my favorites on the list, but I feel like my answers aren't so interesting 😂 I think I'd go with a nice set of new toys, a new playroom, and maybe a third arm for those hard-to-reach positions 👀

12. What's your go-to fantasy? Why do you think you enjoy it so much?

Ugh this changes often, but at the moment I very much enjoy the idea of having my sub go and flirt hard with other people, just to leave them high and dry when she goes home with me anyway. I simply love the idea of watching her be naughty on her own just to leave them wanting and jealous of me 😈

20. Is there anything non-sexual that always turns you on?

Plenty. I love a good strong scent/fragrance, a nice haircut that fits someone well, and confidence and intelligence of course.

24. What is your perviest confession?

Not something to be shared quite this publicly 😌

33. Describe your ideal romantic evening.

I LOVE a nice walk through a downtown area. City walks are my favorite, and I miss living in a big city for that reason. Beyond that, a visit to a swanky bar (I like speakeasies), dinner at a place that we both like, and maybe dropping by a nerd store for a minute

[peachykinky-deactivated20240712]

Detailed NSFW asks!

What is your most tame kink, and why do you like it?

What is your most extreme kink, and why do you like it?

What kink are you the most embarrassed by, and why?

What kinks have you tried with other people? Did you both enjoy it?

Have you got any kinks you haven't tried yet but really want to? If so, what are they?

Did you enjoy your first sexual experience? Why or why not?

A genie has granted you 3 nsfw wishes, what are you wishing for and why?

You now have a superpower of your choice, with the condition that it must be only used sexually. What power do you have and how are you using it?

You can only perform 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

You can only receive 1 sex act for the next month, what would you pick? Why? Would that change if it was a year?

What is your favourite sex toy? How do you normally use it?

What is your go-to fantasy? Why do you think you enjoy it so much?

Do you have a favourite sexual memory? If so, what is it?

Do you have an outfit that makes you feel sexy? If so, describe it.

Would you ever make porn of yourself? Why or why not?

What type of porn do you usually prefer (pics, videos, audio, etc), and why do you prefer it?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to receive?

What is your favourite nsfw compliment to give?

What is the funniest sexual thing that has happened to you or someone you know?

Is there anything completely non-sexual that always turns you on?

What was the best orgasm you've had recently? Why was it so good?

Do you have something sexual that you are really proud of? What is it?

Have you ever had an orgasm without meaning to? Describe what happened.

What is your perviest confession?

What is the most unusual place you have had an orgasm? What led to it?

What was the most recent not porn thing that made you horny?

Have you ever masturbated to something that was not porn? If so, what was it?

Do you have different tastes in sexual vs romantic partners? if so, what is different?

Have you ever had an inappropriate crush? What made it inappropriate?

What is your definition of having sex?

Have you ever been naked around other people in a non sexual situation? Would you do it again, and did you enjoy it sexually?

Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?

Describe your ideal romantic evening.

Describe your ideal sexual evening.

Describe your ideal sexual partners body.

Describe the ideal nude that someone could send you.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Are you satisfied with your sex life? What would you change?

What sex act do you think you are best at? Describe how you do it.

Describe how you usually masturbate.

What nearby object, that is not a sex toy, would you use to masturbate with? How would you use it?

Describe your most recent sex dream.

Describe your ideal genitalia. Is it the same for your ideal partner? If not describe theirs too.

Describe your orgasms.

Describe your favourite sexual position.

Describe the most recent time you had sex.

Where on your body do you enjoy being stimulated, that is not typically used for sexual stimulation? Have you ever had an orgasm from it?

Describe your favourite nsfw body part that you have. Why is it your favourite?

What is you favourite nsfw body part on other people? Why?

Describe your body as positively as you can.

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

accidental sex/touching is so fucking hot

like imagine some harmless play wrestling with a friend but then the one on top accidentally grinds their dick right against the other person's crotch. and you both just stare at each other wide-eyed because holy fuck, did that really just happen, and why did it feel really good? And oh god now we're both just grinding against each other holy shit I can't stop

[thejazzdaddy]

77;)

#77: What was your favorite wet dream?

Hmmmmm. That's a difficult one, I have some pretty vivid sex dreams. If I had to pick a recent favorite, it would likely be the one involving this pretty little Christian girl that I see sometimes. I've been helping her slowly explore for a long while (corruption kink go brrrr), and I had a dream in which she decided to try being mouthy and got punished severely for it.

From being bent over my lap, spanked, and fingered to being pinned down on my mattress beneath me, she loved hearing every detail 😌

[midnightaches-deactivated202409]

the amount of mutuals i have that like jazz is so interesting. like folks, fuck an orgy. let’s start a jazz band???

[loverxbutch]

subspace and finger-fucking. thats the post

“sh, let me do the thinking for you, love.”

“you’re doing so good, letting me take care of you.”

“who’s my good girl? that’s right, you’re my good girl.”

“did i say you could do that?”

“you can’t even speak, hm? only let out the prettiest, most breathtaking moans for me? that’s okay, love, i love those.”

“are you so spaced out? my princess looks so pretty for me.”

“god, your pussy is just sucking in my fingers, what if i add more, hm? oh, someone likes that idea.”

“does that feel good? do you need me to go faster, hm?”

“aw, look at you. such a moaning, pathetic mess for me. i bet you feel so good, my fingers in your pussy, rubbing right there, while my thumb is circling your clit. just going faster and faster and faster.”

“you’re so loud, princess. i wonder what the neighbors think, of you practically screaming as i fuck you. i wonder if they can hear how soaked you get when i curl my fingers inside of you.”

“aw, is my girl close? you look like you want to come so bad for me, your hands are just gripping the sheets.”

“go ahead, you know what do to do-ask me if you can come. oh, such a good girl for me, so polite.”

“i’m sorry baby, i just love seeing you so adorable like this. stretched out, dripping onto my hand, head back moaning my name.”

“yes, go ahead, come for me, pretty girl.”

[thejazzdaddy]

Sitting between my legs, back against my chest, my lips right in your ear and my fingers between your thighs making you see stars 🥰

[gemstonesweetheart]

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Some overstimulation, pain (but the good kind), use of 'sir' in the heat of the moment, and me finishing

This was from a while ago but haven't been in the headspace to post it.

[gemstonesweetheart]

Oh yea, I blame @thejazzdaddy for this one 🙄

[thejazzdaddy]

That's a funny way to spell "thank you"

[peachchoker]

I hope my blog not only makes you horny but radicalizes you against capitalism

[thejazzdaddy]

Saying it again, maybe a little louder this time:

If you're on this platform encouraging folks who like to touch kids, or if you're on this platform BECAUSE you like to touch kids, then I don't fuck with you and I don't want you around my page. None of this "p3d0bait" or "m4p" shit is gonna fly around me, if I see it then it's a block.

If you've got trauma that you need to sort out and engaging in kink is helpful for that, then that's huge, and I hope you have all the success in the world. Engaging with people who are actively predatory and dangerous to children just isn't ever going to be the way to do that safely. I don't know enough about the psychology behind it all to say whether those people need help or just need a bullet, but either way, you're neither of those things and you're not getting any closer to a positive result for yourself by reimmersing in that exact same harmful experience. It's not different now that you're 18.

And if you're not dealing with trauma, and you just get off on hurting kids, then the only thing about you I want to see is a brief obituary.

Thanks y'all have fun stay safe love you ❤️