Commissioner J. W. Gordon

Police Commissioner of Gotham City. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

[piratevaleen]

[piratevaleen]

Sit here and listen

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[natureisthegreatestartist]

Growing strawberries on a trellis is pretty amazing, isn’t it? It sure makes picking them a lot easier.

[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

[where-the-sea-breaks-against]

Harvey Dent unter We Heart It.

[jasperbat-deactivated20210915]

Why does anyone sign up for the Gotham City Police Department? Unless your Gordon, Maggie, or…whats-his-name the guy with the cigar, you’re probably gonna end up dead. They’re the red-shirts of the DC universe.

[thejimgordon]

"They’re going to kill me."

"That’s a  bit dramatic, Ms. Wayne," Jim said, pointedly, over his glasses, but was rushing her from the scene as fast as he could anyway. She might be right, they might kill her, or try to, but not on his watch.

[chanel-oburrrlin]

SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

"I saw your browser history."

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

"Well you don’t see that everyday."

[thejimgordon]

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[fyeahgaryoldman]

Interpreting Peter Gabriel (August 5, 2014, Molly Malone’s Irish Pub in Los Angeles) (more at the source)

[thejimgordon]

Jim Gordon: They call themselves the "Bat-Family."

Harvey Bullock: What a bunch of a-holes.

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I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.

[detectivewayne]

Curses, foiled again.

[thejimgordon]

You do try hard, I’ll give you that.

[detectivewayne]

I’ll win one of these days, just y’wait. Harleen’ll disembowel me, but it’ll be worth it.

[thejimgordon]

That all depends on the mood she's in.

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