ripley's believe it or else

little nonsense corner {cleo/seven, 19, she/they}

[thejudicialfeline]

helloooo hi everyone I’m remaking :) new blog time go follow @deerhart if u would like to keep hanging out 

[variousdevils]

hey y’all! i wrote a book!!

i’ve been promoting this on my other socials but i hadn’t put it here yet, so i figured i’d give a lil pitch!! it’s a fiction fantasy novel project has been in the works for 2 years and is finally available to buy online. here’s the summary:

Somewhere deep in the Forest, where tree cover is so thick and dense that hardly any light can shine down and even the insects hesitate to burrow into the earth, there is a wishing well. It is more of a lake, really, but it is where the wishes go nevertheless. The residents of and around the Forest are expected, once per lifetime, to make a pilgrimage there, and to make one wish in exchange for something they value most deeply. But now the wishes are unraveling, as though something is stealing them at their source. The very essence of the Forest is coming apart, thread by thread. And somehow, the fate of a peculiar young girl named Riley is tied unmistakably to that wishing well, waiting in silence at the edge of the world.

other selling points: lesbian witches, owl who sells books, old gods, and a fantasy train :)

if you’re interested, you can buy it here on lulu, or dm me for other purchase options. this book has been a labor of love from beginning to end so i would really, really appreciate the support if you’re able to buy a copy, or even if you’re just able to reblog this post to help me get it out there!

many thanks <3

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[blackspy-deactivated20171104]

Ophelia 

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

in the club balding

[oshacompliantmagicalgirl]

Yes, king, show more skin!

[uiruu]

hallowed be thy ween

[luntfontanne]

1. Train to Busan (2016) dir. Yeon Sang-ho 2. The 100 1x01 - “Pilot” (2014) dir. Bharat Nalluri 3. Manifest Destiny #5 (2014) written by Chris Dingess, art by Matthew Roberts & Owen Gieni / 4. The Low, Low Woods #1 (2020) written by Carmen Maria Machado, art by Dani 5. Hannibal 1x05 - “Coquilles” (2013) dir. Guillermo Navarro 6. Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland 7. Princess Mononoke (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki 8. The Ritual (2017) dir. David Bruckner 9. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt illustration by Marek Madej / 10. Fallout 4 concept art by Ray Lederer 11. Hannibal 3x02 - “Primavera” (2015) dir. Vincenzo Natali 12. Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele [Deleted Scene]

[angelsaxis]

if anakin had had a pink lightsaber hilt with little charms hanging off of it he would have been okay

[offspring]

every day millions  of  fish r violently wripped from the ocean by birdkind and as they die they exoerience such transcendent altitudes  their brains level up like crazy

[whitealbum]

biblical angels but their true form looks like the patterns in 90s arcade carpets

[whitealbum]

[niconiconwo]

That’s just microbiology innit?

[momir-viig]

Obsessed with this answer.

[cultivatinghabits]

the feminine urge to skip class

[catcrumb]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[deadeyesopened]

pussy had me like hip hip hurray

[possumnest]

the bimboification of guillermo de la cruz

[kristina100000]

horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying...

[valtsv]

i actually love NFTs. can't get enough.

[valtsv]