The Karrakin Post

The foremost source for news in the Karrakin Trade Baronies

[thekarrakinpost]

BREAKING NEWS

According to a confidential source we have an exclusive story that @normalpilot038 Lucia, student at the KCC has a collection of upwards of 100 copies of the movie Click. We are unsure of the contents of the film but based on expert sources we believe it is a propaganda piece that attempts to expose children to the time bending powers of the HORUS Lich. The Karrakin Post has reached out the KCC for comment but has received no response. A petition has been filed calling for her expulsion. We don't know about you... but we've already signed it.

Our source included this harrowing image of Lucia's room.

[normalpilot038]

My room doesn't have this many expensive antiques in it.

[thekarrakinpost]

Do you care to comment on the rumors that you're attempting to outfit dozens of young karrakin children with liches in order to achieve your goals? What do you plan on doing with your army of toddlers in Liches?? Where did you get that many?

[thekarrakinpost]

BREAKING NEWS

According to a confidential source we have an exclusive story that @normalpilot038 Lucia, student at the KCC has a collection of upwards of 100 copies of the movie Click. We are unsure of the contents of the film but based on expert sources we believe it is a propaganda piece that attempts to expose children to the time bending powers of the HORUS Lich. The Karrakin Post has reached out the KCC for comment but has received no response. A petition has been filed calling for her expulsion. We don't know about you... but we've already signed it.

Our source included this harrowing image of Lucia's room.

[thekarrakinpost]

PRAYA IS A SHRIMP

[thekarrakinpost]

Trouble in paradise :(

Universally hated power couple Praya and Argo caught fighting over comms during their embarrassing loss in today's Pankrati match. Seems that maybe the dynamic duo from the house of stone actually makes a weak pairing and their spectacular incompatibility directly led to their loss to the scrappy team of nobodies.

What losers. Eat shit idiots

[neramontagueofficial]

I have been allowed movement again today, a luxury I hadn't been previously aware I took for granted even though every nerve from the base of the skull to the top of my spine aches when I do it. Supposedly this is merely a symptom of the treatment that will go away with use, but I would like to begin with this: hardsuit limiters are important and you should be using them. The recovery process for going without is a pain.

I also would like to announce a small update, of a kind. The paperwork associated with my name change has finally been completed, and I am no longer saddled with my exile name. Rather, I have been given the full name and titles that Baron Montague saw fit to give me. "That what [I was] owed," he said, although I would attribute more of it to his great generosity.

None of this changes my rank or circumstance with les Fulgurites, for the moment. Other members of that organization remain subject into investigation as to the nature of that infiltrator, and the results of that may cause those circumstances to change, but for now I remain second in command.

That is to say, I doubt Asteria will be seeing justice. The evidence for her hands in this is plain as day, but both she and I know that the odd balance of power between us would become untenable if she was ever officially sanctioned. I am told Uncle dealt with the matter, but I haven't yet figured out how.

I remain. Angry. I find myself fantasizing about the violence I could do to her, the degree to which I could tear apart both her body and her social standing. I restrain myself on both. She and I both know at this point that we cannot dispose of each other for the good of the house, no matter how we try. Surely that's why she simply managed to have a blink anchor on hand on the day she sent some lackey to sabotage Postlimniae's blink drive. She couldn't kill me entirely, but the trauma was a message.

I'll have to reply, somehow.

[thekarrakinpost]

BREAKING NEWS

Nera titled and then immediately stripped of said title :( bring great shame to the house WOMP WOMP

[neramontagueofficial]

I am fascinated by your reporting style. What was the name of your editor-in-chief again?

[thekarrakinpost]

Thank you for the kind words. Their name is URsala McOrMey.

[neramontagueofficial]

I have been allowed movement again today, a luxury I hadn't been previously aware I took for granted even though every nerve from the base of the skull to the top of my spine aches when I do it. Supposedly this is merely a symptom of the treatment that will go away with use, but I would like to begin with this: hardsuit limiters are important and you should be using them. The recovery process for going without is a pain.

I also would like to announce a small update, of a kind. The paperwork associated with my name change has finally been completed, and I am no longer saddled with my exile name. Rather, I have been given the full name and titles that Baron Montague saw fit to give me. "That what [I was] owed," he said, although I would attribute more of it to his great generosity.

None of this changes my rank or circumstance with les Fulgurites, for the moment. Other members of that organization remain subject into investigation as to the nature of that infiltrator, and the results of that may cause those circumstances to change, but for now I remain second in command.

That is to say, I doubt Asteria will be seeing justice. The evidence for her hands in this is plain as day, but both she and I know that the odd balance of power between us would become untenable if she was ever officially sanctioned. I am told Uncle dealt with the matter, but I haven't yet figured out how.

I remain. Angry. I find myself fantasizing about the violence I could do to her, the degree to which I could tear apart both her body and her social standing. I restrain myself on both. She and I both know at this point that we cannot dispose of each other for the good of the house, no matter how we try. Surely that's why she simply managed to have a blink anchor on hand on the day she sent some lackey to sabotage Postlimniae's blink drive. She couldn't kill me entirely, but the trauma was a message.

I'll have to reply, somehow.

[thekarrakinpost]

BREAKING NEWS

Nera titled and then immediately stripped of said title :( bring great shame to the house WOMP WOMP

[thekarrakinpost]

BREAKING NEWS

argo is a cuck. good for you

[thekarrakinpost]

:(

praya has space syphilis. sorry i dont make the rules.

[thetamayofamily]

Addressing Allegations Surrounding the Karrakin Cavalry Ball

Contrary to the rumors, Lady Bryony was NOT drunk at the recent Karrakin Cavalry Ball. The claims that she was are unfounded and unsubstantiated. Lady Bryony would NEVER do such a thing and would certainly never cause problems at such an esteemed event. The Tamayo family is committed to their support of the Karrakin Cavalry College and hopes that you will see their commitment on this weeks episode of "Keeping up with the Tamayos" airing this Thursday.

[thekarrakinpost]

drunk noble says what?

[thekarrakinpost]

Tex Kennedy wears remarkably small hat

Tex Kennedy wears a thoroughly underwhelming hat on a really shitty sub-altern. He couldn't even bother to be here? and couldn't bother to get a full sized hat? honestly a disgrace.

[thekarrakinpost]

Lady Bryony gets drunk and ruins Karrakin Cavalry Ball

Too much wine and it's only 7PM