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@thekidwiththepumpedupkicks
THE AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON HOLY CRAP ITS GLORIOUS
Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
One of my favorite comic covers ever
"We've past the point of no return."
Phantom of the Opera sentences pack
“Pretty sure that point gets passed daily honestly..”
"Uh… Um.. I don’t know… Should we call the fire department, or the FBI, or those SHIELD folks…? Or can we just call in the Avengers, or the X-Guys?"
"Uh….Let’s go with the X-Men. They won’t arrest me or anythin’."
"Wait, arrest you? Do you have a record or something? You're not one of those freaky beekeeper scientist guys that operates out of the laundromat next door to my bakery, are you?!"
PSYCH SENTENCE STARTERS
“The best way to convince people you’re not lying to them is to tell them you are.”
“I might have dropped six allergy pills in your frosty while you were peeing.”
“Did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992?”
“They were like big, angry marshmallows!”
“Clouds don’t kill people. People kill people.”
“Why you dirty rascal with the suede, suede head.”
“The chips say you’re a cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!”
“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?”
“Doodles are the windows to the soul.”
“Your shirt’s like a genocide of colour. Somewhere a rainbow is weeping.”
“Do you think I could borrow your underpants? Just for ten minutes.”
“All I see is chocolate with hair on it.”
“Nothing can dent our impenetrable bond.”
“I don’t lose things; I place things in locations which later elude me.”
“Was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?”
“You cheeky screwball.”
“I’m not big on nude handshakes.”
“Now, let us go forth and kick much ass.”
“You looked badass until you clocked yourself in the face.”
“Are you asking me on a date beside this dead body?”
“I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.”
“Only psychos answer ads on Craigslist; you might as well have posted it on murdermethisinstant.com.”
reblog-Your Muse and Mun Current Mood
Muse:
Mun:
She snickered at the ‘raspberry goodness’ and bagged up three cookies for the man. “There we are.”
She handed the bag to him and held out her hand.
"That’ll be a buck fifty, please."
Rick handed over the money to her and took his bag of cookies. He couldn’t wait until he left the bakery. He opened the bag and stuck his nose inside, taking in a deep breath and inhaling the scent of the freshly baked goods inside. “Damn,” he said with a big grin on his face. “Why haven’t I been in here before? This stuff is seriously awesome!”
She smiled back at him, yet another satisfied customer. "Lots of people just walk on by here, so it's understandable that you haven't come in before... Bigfoot Bakery's kind of obscure compared to most other places. And thank you for the compliment!"
"We've past the point of no return."
Phantom of the Opera sentences pack
“Pretty sure that point gets passed daily honestly..”
"No, I mean really, this is some real Rubicon-type stuff, man. We’ve definitely overshot the point here.”
"Righ’…Okay. So what d’yah suggest we do then?"
"Uh... Um.. I don't know... Should we call the fire department, or the FBI, or those SHIELD folks...? Or can we just call in the Avengers, or the X-Guys?"
"Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours."
"You know what this delay probably is? The Avengers. I bet they’re kicking some major tail up ahead, and we’re missing out on it. Stupid ‘public safety…’"
"Yeah…I highly doubt that is the case..At least I hope so.."
"Why? Are you secretly an Avenger or something?"
She stroked her chin in thought.
"You know, you do kind of look like that one guy…”
"What? Me? Avenger? Pfft, no!…" Clint sighed, pushing a hand through his hair, he was a terrible liar. "I need to work on this whole being discreet thing.
She gasped in shock. She was sitting within ten feet of one of Earth's Mightiest Heroes! "Oh my gosh! Let me guess... You're Captain America! You kind of look like him, and I think he has blond hair? I don't know, I've never really seen him before but you're totally him!"
thekidwiththepumpedupkicks
Kurt was busy about the city, buying up gifts for his next visit home at Thanksgiving. He’d be forever grateful for the image inducer that allowed him to go out and go shopping. Things were about to get a lot busier at school, and he knew he wouldn’t have a ton of time to shop, so he decided that doing it earlier would work better. Besides, his parents’ one year anniversary was coming up and he wanted to get them something special.
He was still looking for a good gift, although he’d already gotten a few things for his sister, Frau Svetta and Herr Ivan, the Seftons, and Klaus. A little bakery caught his eye, and he decided to take a break from shopping for a minute. Ducking inside, he scanned the selections. “What’s good here?” He asked when his turn came at the cashier.
Cal had just sent someone on their way with a new birthday cake when she saw the guy. She didn't know why, but something about him seemed... off. Like he wasn't who he appeared to be. In the pause after he asked his question, wheels in Cal's head turned. Oh no... What if this fellow was...
A FOOD CRITIC?
She took a deep breath, collected herself, smiled, and answered, "Here at Bigfoot Bakery, we've got all sorts of things you may be interested in! Cannolis, cupcakes, cookies, danishes, et cetera. And if you can't find it here, just let me know and I'll have it baked and ready for pickup in 24 hours or less or it's completely free!"
OOC
[Okay, I've got all the posts I need to reply to saved to Drafts, I'm going to go catch up with my gardening, and then I'm going to get to RPing later this evening.
In other news, I started fully reading AVX. I never realized Red Hulk was such a decent soldier, since, you know, T-Bolt Ross was a frikking dink.]
Send me one to see how my muse reacts {Star Wars Edition}
"We're doomed!"
"Hold your fire; there's no life forms aboard."
"We don't serve their kind here."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"That's no moon; it's a space station."
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"You know between his howling and your blasting, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here."
"Bring it on. I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."
"Look a few minutes ago, you said you didn't want to sit here and get captured, now all you wanna do is stay?"
"Better her than me."
"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."
"Boring conversation anyway."
"Looks like you've managed to cut off our only escape route."
"Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness."
"This is some rescue!"
"He's the brains sweetheart!"
"Into the garbage shoot, flyboy!"
"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
"Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed!"
"Absolutely your worship! Look, I had everything under control till you led us down here."
"Well it could be worse."
"It's worse."
"There's something alive in here."
"Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you do as I tell you, 'kay?"
"Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight, I take orders from just one person, me!"
"Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"It's them! Blast 'em!"
"Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
"Didn't we just leave this party?"
"I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this'll be one short trip. Okay, hit it!"
"Great kid! Don't get cocky!"
"Sometimes I amaze even myself."
"That doesn't sound too hard."
"Easy! You call that easy!"
"They're tracking us."
"Your friend is quite a mercenary. Wonder if he cares about anything or anybody."
"We've no time for sorrows, commander."
"I must face him. Alone."
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
"Never tell me the odds."
"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!"
"Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"You must unlearn what you have learned."
"Scoundrel? I like the sound of that."
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
"I happen to like nice men."
"Your weapons, you will not need them."
"How ya feeling kid? You don't look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark."
"It's a trap!"
"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie."
"I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss."
"That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."
"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain."
"Laugh it up, fuzzball."
"I hope you know what you're doing."
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further."
"You don't have to do this to impress me."
"I'm glad you're here to tell us these things."
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
"No time to discuss this as a committee."
"I am not a committee!"
"Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal."
"He's all yours bounty hunter."
"Just open the door you stupid lug!"
"Then I'll see you in Hell!"
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."
"I do believe they think I am some kind of god."
"Well, why don't you use your divine influence, and get us out of this?"
"Your overconfidence is your weakness."
"Your faith in your friends is yours."
"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
"You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power."
"No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need."
"You rebel scum."
"Nothing... can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my own eyes."
"You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."
"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."
"I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come."
"Good, I hate long waits."
"On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?"
"Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe."
"Just what I always wanted."
"We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this."
"No, wait! I thought you were blind!"
"It's all right! I can see a lot better now."
"Exciting is hardly the word I would choose."
"This bounty hunter is my kind of scum; fearless and inventive."
"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."
"You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us."
"Somehow I got the feeling that didn't work very much."
Feel free to add or correct things! :)
Cal. Part 1 of 2.
Her education consisted of reading every single book her parents owned, including a chemistry book written by her mother. She would also venture out into the woods, often watching the nearby town from afar. Until one day...
The house had run out of food, and it was winter. No food to hunt. 11-year old Cal wandered the streets, looking for anything to eat, going so far as to search through dumpsters and trash cans. And while she didn't find any food, she did find this:
Cal had decided to give the hero thing a try tonight. Unfortunately, since she had neither web-shooters nor rocket-shoes, she was forced to go pedestrian.
The streets were oddly vacant, and as she began to regret packing a sweater, Cal saw a lone figure up ahead, arms wrapped around their body. Could this be an escaped loony? Or just someone really cold? Cal slowly walked a bit closer to investigate.
Slowly she started to move again and walked closer to towards the other. She was just being paranoid right now - of course the other was not someone who could harm her. Just another normal person who was on their way home or out for a walk.
When she came closer she could not help but stare at the other a bit tensed up. Nervously eyeing the other she tried not to be too obvious, but she probably were.
As the mysterious figure (who was not an escaped loony, thank heavens) passed, Cal noticed that it was just some lady out for a stroll who also needed a jacket. She sighed in relief, and didn't notice the raise in the pavement ahead of her massive feet...
She tripped, fell face-first onto the ground, and landed with a semi-comical THUD.
"Ow..."