Just a Regular Guy in a Not So Regular World

Clint Barton aka Hawkeye Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and member of The Avengers. I'm just a guy, so I stay up high and keep my eye on the prize. No matter the distance it's all bullseyes to me. [This is an rp account for Clint Barton. I own nothing unless stated otherwise]

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//super secret starter call

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//almost missed this too!! But thank you all for making this place what it is and thank you for sticking with me through all the on and offs.

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nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

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//🥳🎉🎉🎉 it's that time of year again! Your handsome birb is one year older! Come love him on his date of birth! Also like for a starter!

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///soooooo I missed this guy's bday🥲😅 anyone want to do belated birthday things?

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//i think I am gonna take a small break from this blog for a little, life just isn't making it easy to keep up and i think a breath will be good. I will be on other blogs so you can find me around<3

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Dash Game

nickname(s): Brittany (once upon a time it was birdie)

zodiac: Cancer

last movie i saw: in the theater: Frankenstein; on my tv: Stick It

last thing i googled: haircut styles (i need a haircut so bad)

favorite musician: currently Sleep Token and Kontra K (and the moana soundtrack)

song stuck in my head: You're Welcome from Moana

other blogs: I have a Kylo, Tony Stark, Superman and Spider-Man multi

do i get asks: Eh.. Sometimes

following: People or characters I wish to write with or honestly just see on my dash

amount of sleep: Well.. I try to be asleep by 6:30 but that depends

lucky number: 23, 5

what am i wearing: a sleep token shirt (from the EIA tour) and shorts

dream job: a voice actor or an author. Or just Auntie

dream trip: All the Disney lands or Tumblr bestie world tour lol

favorite food: Currently anything from the teriyaki place or diner by my house.

play any instruments: some guitar

languages: English and some words in a handful of languages.

favorite songs: right now Infinite Baths and Look to Windward - Sleep Token (but honestly you can catch me listening to all their songs daily), Whiskey Kisses - Kontra K and honestly I can do it with a broken heart

random fact: I have a freckle in my eyeball

describe yourself as aesthetic things: purple, nostalgia, sentimental, auntie, coffee

Tagged by: @hexsreality (thank you!)

Tagging: You!! because I love you<3

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//I did 2 and a half replies today.. Hopefully I will get more in tomorrow! Love you all, I bid you my loves goodnight 💋

[predctory]

“Yer always bein’ silly.” she shook her head, moving over to him to pounce onto his back; furry arms wrapped loosely round his neck as she draped herself over him.

“M’bored — let’s go do somethin’.”

[ahawkeyesview]

He enjoyed being an uncle, if if he wasn't the best guy for the job, he felt like he could actually do something good when the kid was around. Plus, he could give him back. The best part.

he grunts softly as she situates herself on his back and he holds on to her and shrugs, "Yeah? Like what?"

[hellhaeths]

the be honest meme.   aka things you lowkey want to talk about but don’t because you don’t know how to bring it up. send me a number and i’ll tell you the honest truth. either a simple yes or no answer or a detailed response.

What would prevent you from following someone?

Are aesthetics important to you? If they are, why?

What current rp trend do you hate?

How do you explain rp to someone in the real world?

Do you prefer interacting with male muses or female more? Why? 

Do you prefer writing male muses or female more? Why?

What’s your opinion on call out posts? 

Name any three things about the rpc that bother you.

What is your opinion on exclusivity? Do you practice it? Why / why not?

Have you ever had a bad experience with commissions? As either someone who makes them or as someone who buys them?

What do you know now about rp that you wish you knew when you first started?

Have you been involved in drama? Do you regret it?

Have you ever thought about leaving rp? What caused it? What changed your mind?

Do you think rp has had a positive or negative affect on your life or you as a person?

How has rp changed you personally?

If you could change one thing about rp on tumblr, what would it be? Why?

Have you ever sent a message to yourself on anon? Why?

Have you ever sent hate to yourself on anon? Why? 

Do you delete anon hate or post and address it? Why?

Have you ever felt pressured to write something you weren’t comfortable with?

Have you ever followed someone because you felt like you had to, not because you wanted to?

What would make you block someone?

Have you ever stolen something from someone else?

Have you ever had something stolen from you? If so, how did you handle it?

Are you open to duplicates? Why / why not?

How do you feel about vague posting? 

Do you follow people even if they don’t follow you back?

Do you read people’s rules before following or interacting?

What is your opinion on “reblog karma” and do you practice it?

How have you responded to popular slang used on tumblr? Do you use it in every day life? Do you use it at all?

Is there something you don’t know the meaning of but you haven’t asked anyone because you think it’s supposed to be general knowledge? Was there ever something you had to ask someone to explain? 

Have you ever experienced discrimination? 

How do you feel about personal blogs following your rp blog?

Have you ever cried while writing a reply?

Do you read other people’s threads or do you only read your own?

What’s one thing that other people seem to hate that doesn’t bother you?

How do you feel about tagging triggers? Do you tag them? How do you determine what is triggering content and what isn’t?

What advice would you give to someone new to rp?

[razorfst]

Somehow she managed to be one of the few who kept him on his toes. Always that had been some special ability by her that he could never wrap his mind around. That wasn't changing, it seemed, any time soon. Still, he keeps his gaze on her as if he was afraid any movement from her might be some other action done to annoy him in some form. What came next was another question and his brows furrowed once more. ".....I suppose the beach." Head tilts to the side. "Why are you asking me these questions? I feel like I'm answering a survey."

[ahawkeyesview]

She was well aware of how much it annoyed him and while she should show him some mercy, she was his prisoner after all and what could she do? There was nothing else in this compound for her. Other than his begrudging company.

"Damn.. I just wanted to get to know you a little better. I mean it's not like you are gonna tell me every detail since the day we parted.. I just-- I just want to know what you like. Things I didn't know before."

[ladybrohawkeye]

It was something she'd thought of a lot in recent years, how it might feel if he kissed her or touch her the way she wanted him to. The thought had always been followed with a quick shut down, loosing him would've been the only thing worse than doing all that wondering.

But her imagination paled in comparison to the real thing. Hands, calloused in the same places hers were, roaming and grasping onto plush skin that warmed under his touch. Her body wakes up for him, fingers gripping into short hair at the base of his skull and legs wrapping around his waist to bring their hips even closer.

She laughs breathlessly against his lips, "I can handle anything you give me."

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With a huffed chuckle, Clint nods, grinning as he kisses her more deeply, his body relaxes further and settling over her as he finds himself warming to this idea of them. While it still scared him to ruin what one good thing he had going, this also felt good.

He doesn't want to ruin this moment, but he also definitely doesn't want to share this moment with anyone by accident or otherwise. Clint pulls only a breath away from her lips to breathe against the, "Let's see if you can, little bird.. but not here. Just us."

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@philanthropic || ooops

It had been the perfect Shirley Temple and while it wasn't a bright red, there was still a pink hue. And it would definitely stain if it was left on.

"Uh.. Not grape, nope. Do people still drink grape soda?" Clint grabs some nearby napkins and starts to awkwardly pat the man, trying to get what he could out.

"I'm sorry man.. I didn't see you stopped. I'm sure you got people to make it good as new."

[asgardianhammer]

[ ϟ ]— At times the battles they encountered were simply thrilling, exciting in a way that was ensnaring all of the god's senses, and even the success of others sent a pleasurable flare of delight through the broad chest.

Barton was the sort of skilled individual, the kind of master at his craft, that you could not help but find enjoyment in witnessing it.

' You want me to laze about so you can show off?' The retort is playful, and as if to showcase his willingness to appease the archer Thor smirks, allowing a mechanical creature to wheeze past him, in the man's direction.

' Let us see then.'

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Despite the distance the lack of action he was getting in his position, he wasn't too angry with the view. Clint got to see something could be taken for granted, watching the god and his other incredible teammates fight to protect the Earth and it was just such a sight to see. Clint only ever wished that he could inspire some awe even with his lack of abilities. What he could do, he knew was extraordinary, but comparatively he just couldn't help feel the lacking.

"Laze might be too strong of a word, buuut if you don't want to hog 'em all, that would be nice. I'm not gonna be as sharp if I don't get somethin' man." he teases, bracing himself as he can see Thor let one pass and a determined smirks pulls at his lips.

"Watch and learn." he breathes before he reaches back to grab the arrow he needs and looks at the god, loiosing the arrow with a wink, unsure if Thor could even see it as the arrow hits it's target dead center, the mechanical creature crashing to his feet. The archer enjoying finishing it off with the close proximity, perhaps allowing a little flair while he does.

[russiasredguardian]

' and here i thought carnies loved sequined spandex? i'll stick to the tactical trousers, flattering or not. '

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"I like the good sequined shit. But it is definitely not something that can survive all the shit we do. While the trousers are necessary, it's a shame."

[predctory]

Greer chuckled, tilting her head at him with an amused little smile.

"Clint, I have a kid. Don't tell me you forgot about your nephew."

[ahawkeyesview]

"Ain't no way I ever could. I-- I was just being silly.."

[razorfst]

"I am literally the same size. Nothing has changed. If you find me being bigger, everywhere, then I do not know what to tell you except that you are a little crazy."

[ahawkeyesview]

"First of all, that is so rude. Little and crazy? You know I am only one of those things. I know you changed.. Why you gotta hide it from me? I ain't sayin' it's a bad thing ya know."