Super Shitpost Central

"They call me Royal Flush and I'm the Ace." I like stuff. A lot of stuff. Here, is an absolute clusterfuck a menagerie of various things I find vaguely interesting.

[phallicide]

what is a bunny? a fluffy little pile of binkies! But enough talk! Hop at you!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jathis]

I love that ending

He’s so true

[littjara-mirrorlake]

cute gender-neutral things to call your partner

[madamace]

damn i left this place crusty as fuck

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this is an england hate blog

[autisticmoonchild]

HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[autisticmoonchild]

oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[loreofcardigan]

I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????

The 1800s ???????????????!

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

[thepoisonroom]

the concept of physical beauty is a scam unless you’re calling me cute in which case it is valid, actually

[sougu]

[justbadpuns]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[percygamarra-deactivated2020111]

[vodka-aunt-m]

Can we take a minute

to appreciate the background art

in Genndy Tartakovsky’s

show about teenage aliens

and a robot stuck on earth

with A GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT?

Sym Bionic Titan might be the finest show that Cartoon Network ever cancelled. It should have run for at least another season, or to the completion of the meta plot.  BECAUSE IT WAS A GORGEOUS PIECE OF ART WITH A HIGH SCHOOL AGE STORY LINE THAT WAS BEFORE AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER AND IT WAS CANCELED AFTER TWO SEASONS AND I’M STILL SALTY ABOUT IT.  

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[justsomeantifas]

again I just want to make this super fucking clear, alex jones made a tumblr because he knew tumblr wouldn’t kick him off, and they didnt…

but what alex jones wasn’t prepared for was the fact that because this website is so lawless we can endlessly harass him ourselves… 

and so he deleted.

[fattyatomicmutant]

It was the 23 cock vore and hyper breast images I submitted ever so kindly to his box.

[justsomeantifas]

god bless our troops.

[adoreastrology]

the 'seems fine but lowkey has a lot of pent up rage' squad

leo, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

[anomaly00-archive]

This speaks to me as a virgo

[scarletwitch]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[yokelfelonking]

[khyrberos]

I know I reblogged the first image just a minute a go but this iS CLEARLY SUPERIOR!

[julieterbang]

mamacat_official

[allspacedonuts]

GIB!

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

MAOW!

[officialfist]

BABY DEMAND A SNACK!

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo