The king of the wolves

thinking about robots since i knew what robots were

[thekingofthewolves]

[jeyneofpoole]

not now kitten daddy’s fallen into the crevasse

[maxknightley]

picturing a guy who escapes a Saw trap and really does get a new lease on life as a result, but only a year later he's been overcome by malaise and indecision again. he quickly decides that there's only one solution:

get Jigsawed again, at any cost

[knightofleo]

Visit Norway!

[themightyhumanbroom]

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

[tastylemonbread]

cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

[tastylemonbread]

sitting my white ass down and listening

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[mousenemy]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

[evilwizard]

let it be so

[bigandtired-deactivated20250405]

[qqueenofhades]

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

[christopher575]

Unintentionally ominous sign a friend took a photo of at a JoAnn's that's closing.

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay ill reblog that

[kaban-bang]

[transgenderer]

it's gotten to the point of winter where the notion of summertime feels like a distant dream. "you will be warm, not just cold-and-also-sweaty, AND it doesnt cost any money to get warm. and all you have to do is wait". sure, and after we die we go to the land of gumdrops and honeydew. tell me somehting more plausible. i know i will be cold forever

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[uoa]

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

[rubensmuse]

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me