Hey There

I'm a dude. Oh man.

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[bananabraiined-moved]

Can I offer you a cinnamon roll in this trying time?

[thekiter27]

I offer mine in return.

[thekiter27]

The long awaited update

[57-dayo]

she’s just there

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

Brazil has nearly 60,000 murders — here’s a map to put that number in perspective

Brazil had as many homicides as all the blue countries combined (interactive version) You’re probably aware that Brazil is a dangerous place […]

[thecynincspensieve]

But…but…but… Muh evil ‘Murica….

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝🏼🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[blitzkriegfritz]

This is Not an award show 😂

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷☝🏼

[fart-poop-daily]

I love gay characters without romantic interests

[weaver-z]

Glad to see you're practicing self love <3 peace and harmony to you

[fart-poop-daily]

[fart-poop-daily]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS POST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!

[fart-poop-daily]

keep reblogging it I got dumped

[0neirois]

A small warm up 

[doodlerh]

this is soooooooooooooo fast and scrappy but happy 4th anni dragalia you’re really my favorite game i’ve ever played!!

[lavsart]

sketch commissions

[dokidokiliteraturegirls]

Keep reading

[thekiter27]

I made it, mom.

[good-smile-company]

ねんどろいど 翠星石 https://www.goodsmile.info/ja/product/11766/

[ciryes]

So Sumireko tags the photos she takes and it’s the best thing ever

[clarste]

In the latest Strange Creators magazine, the protagonists rate the boss fights of EoSD through IN in character. Also some ZUN commentary. I translated some of it real quick because they’re funny:

http://imgur.com/a/DdnqJ

[fionakaenbyou]

Personal highlights:

Reimu rating Mystia as the most dangerous boss in IN

Youmu doesn’t know how to give a rating that isn’t 7 or 8

Reimu gives Kaguya ‘a good time’

“And then I put a maid in. Just your everyday superpowered maid.”

Reimu considers asking Flan to DESTROY THE MOON

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[laughterkey]

Hey Steve.

[jacobtheloofah]

we talk a lot about “certified historic posts” but this is the only actual one

[oneheartoverthemoon]

IT’S BACK

[femmeslash]

touhou ages that Fuck Me Up

cirno is at least 60. what is that. she’s a child

reisen is older than my mom. bunnies reach maturity at like 6 months old and if we assume reisen joined the army right at maturity, immediately before the lunar war started, that still makes her at least FIFTY

speaking of which tewi’s older than reisen by a lot. like, a LOT.

mokou is older than everyone in the myouren temple yet somehow has even LESS shit together

say marisa was 12 in eosd. that would make her… 25 today. marisa is a goddamn millennial.

again, let’s say sanae was in middle school in mof, like 13 or 14. today she’d be in her early 20s. if you assume she was in high school, that would make her like 26 what the  f uck

benben and yatsuhashi are. two. two years old. TWO

[femmeslash]

youmu is younger than cirno

aya is A THOUSAND YEARS OLD

kosuzu is like, 13. this isn’t weird on it’s own but it totally is when you consider her two closest friends are technically both over 800

patchouli is one of the youngest touhous… at “ABOUT A HUNDRED”

a lot of people have pointed this out so i’ll clarify: the tsukumos are two years old in normal aging time from ddc. when you fight them they’re most likely only days old. the tsukumos are little tiny babies and they’re seija’s goddamn responsibility now

[femmeslash]

ahh, i see the best post ive ever made is going around again 

[thekiter27]

[seijass]

[nelnal]