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rashadsays

veganinwonderland-deactivated20

Oh my GOD

regalgorgon

WAIT A MINUTE

thesilkking

Oh my God

laaylin

@camerakat @fire-at-willl rip

unadulteratedpiratepizza

They confirmed for the new Zelda, that you can go fight the final boss from the start of the game. That means you can make a full on mad naked dash straight to Ganon

I love you Nintendo

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

11/10 best Zelda game ever

unadulteratedpiratepizza

But imagine

“Sir Ganon, I have dire news!”

“WHAT IS IT, MINION?”

“There are reports of a naked screaming madman rushing straight towards this location, setting fire to everything in is path!”

I had to.

His… his loincloth…

Current Mood: Dinosaur Riding a Horse Playing Soccer

sparksel

good luck, future historians

emosighcrylaugh

@everlind

everlind

Height of my career.

poyzn

There is someone out there for everybody.

cait-land-deactivated20181226

It just might be a goose.

tiralatele

itwashotwestayedinthewater

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

forteandbass

@ninja46464

jumpingjacktrash

where is this because it looks like the most minnesotan skate trick in ever

loldodgers-deactivated20180416

What if Mike was short for Micycle

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every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

onlytwitterpics

fluvicoline-deactivated20230821

this pack of oranges is my new CV

best-of-memes

Poor design decisions

sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

lizawithazed

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

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humorfever

This is supposed to be the llama from the Emperor’s New Groove.

nosdrinker

that is the devil and he is here to kill us

legbascrossroad

It’s like Shao Tucker made a Chimera of Kuzco and the llama.

thelatestkate

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

glowingghosty

punkidrawsstuff

I don’t even remember when was last time I spent whole week on drawing one thing. Well, here it is. I think I’m hilarious. And I actually drew some backgrounds, I’M PROUD OF MYSELF WOW.

Big thanks for @crackedverbosity and @nerodawg for helping me with spelling ;u; <3

tallrezi

@ceruleancynic or as a soldering iron? Lol

ceruleancynic

GLORIOUS

Ren’s lightsaber was much more efficient at chopping down trees than any hatchet Hux had ever used. In fact he was growing almost fond of the simple efficacy of the thing as he stripped off branches and notched them here and there to fit roughly into one another. It was still noisy and dangerous and unstable and unnecessarily dramatic, but it cut like anything and it didn’t make your wrists ache after half an hour of work the way a metal blade would have done.

He turned the saber off, almost with regret, when he was done, and it surprised him a great deal when Kylo Ren–curled up in the driest corner, where Hux had dumped him a couple of hours ago–spoke up. Your technique could use some work.