The Kommandant's Office

The Kommandant's Office is the Place where the Hogan/Klink-Fun happens. Here you find everything that belongs to the Hogan's Heroes Fandom and especially my one true Frienemyship Klink♥Hogan

[benevolenterrancy]

@be-the-creature-fan air raid...

[did-you-expect-this]

Klink taking his fatherly duties seriously (and being judged by Hogan)

[blade-liger-4ever]

Look.

I understand and respect why Werner Klemperer did not want Klink to succeed at anything. I understand it all completely.

But in all the time I watched this show, I never hated anyone on it.

I loved them all, thought they were all great, and felt safe with them. Even Klink, because as ditzy as he was, he wouldn't harm a fly.

I loved them all, I still do, and I always will.

[tommy-gunn-4077-13]

Not my Video but thought this was cool.

[thekommandantsoffice]

*Ahem* I am requesting permission to join this... *checks papers* oh yes The Cutest Colonel's discord please!

Permission granted, report to the Senior POW Officer at these coordinates.

https://discord.com/invite/ChvPvDFX

Diiiiiissssmissed!

[thekommandantsoffice]

Wait there's a Discord server??? We've been inactive on Tumblr for a bit and missed a lot apparently lol. How, pray tell, might one perhaps join? 👀

I have also been very inactive and there's not too much happening on the server these days afaik. But it exists and still has some lovely members and a senior POW officer who takes care of things, so here take this link

https://discord.com/invite/aujd9w7j

[thekommandantsoffice]

Do you still have the klogan discord? If so i would love to join it

Yep it's more active than ever, Willkommen

https://discord.gg/Sa4WvR6e

[thekommandantsoffice]

*bangs on the door of the klogan discord server* let me in LET ME IN LET ME IIIIIIIIIINNNNNN

Well... We can't invite an anon, can we?

You'll have to report back with your full name, rank and serial number.

Diiiisssmissed!

[hhcaps]

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

[pazithigallifreya]

It’s interesting to look at the casting & wardrobe choices in this show. Obviously they wanted skilled actors, and got them, but their appearance I think also had something to do with it. Some of it is the close cut of the jacket, very nipped in at the waist, but Klemperer (and thus Klink) was I think in reality somewhat the thinner of the two leads. He’s as broad-shouldered as Crane, but the wardrobe accentuates a wasp-waisted appearance to the point of almost lending him an hourglass figure, compared to Bob Crane’s trim but more sturdy/rectangular build (again, accentuated by the bomber jacket he habitually wore).

Same theme in their faces - Crane is the conventionally rugged male lead type with a square face, while Klemperer has much softer features, and frankly would have looked somewhat feminine with those big doe eyes of his if he hadn’t been bald. Of course queer-coding villains was pretty stock-in-trade in those days, and giving Klink that element of fussiness and vanity that is usually read as a female trait to undercut the character’s masculinity, and thus mark him as Not Quite Right, isn’t exactly exceptional. The old-fashioned monocle & riding crop also drive home the pretentiousness.

Schultz (not featured in this particular photoset but nevertheless) of course dwarfs them both but in a fluffy way, and while there’s an element of common fatphobia in that sense, he’s also supposed to be disarming and even cuddly, a bit deliberately dense but A Buddy to the rest of the cast. His size is also exaggerated by the wardrobe, his heavy full-length greatcoat expanding his silhouette even further. He’s a total teddy bear at first appearance.

[incorrect-stalag-13]

Klink: Trust me, my problem will be your problem.

Hogan: That’s usually what happens.

[nukeli]

For a long time, i've had this Hogan's Heroes fanfic idea about Nimrod's identity.

My concept is to wrote one scene from five different perspectives (Klink, Schultz, Hilda, Burkhalter, Hochstetter), each revealing the character's motivations and inner thoughts. It would turn out that none (and i mean none) of them actually are as loyal to the reich as they pretend. The point of this is to confuse the reader, so that they can't tell which one is actually Nimrod. Obviously though, only one of them can be Nimrod, and it would be revealed in a separate follow-up chapter.

However, i'm not sure how to actually write this kind of a five-pointer, keep everything believable, and hint at Nimrod's identity before the last chapter without revealing too much.

Talking with somebody about it could help, but i can't spoil Nimrod to the whole tumblr fandom.

[thekommandantsoffice]

Come, brighten up the dark winter days with the KLOGAN DISCORD “The cutest Colonels” a place for Klink/Hogan-shippers where we can be creative together, discuss our favourite headcanons or just have a beer at the Hofbräu https://discord.gg/SzWB5YWM

[thekommandantsoffice]

Meine Lieben!

I am not a discord-pro so here have a new and better invite that should not expire anymore

Join the The Cutest Colonels Discord Server!

Check out the The Cutest Colonels community on Discord - hang out with 9 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Ihr Kinderlein, kommet~ 🎶

[thekommandantsoffice]

Come, brighten up the dark winter days with the KLOGAN DISCORD “The cutest Colonels” a place for Klink/Hogan-shippers where we can be creative together, discuss our favourite headcanons or just have a beer at the Hofbräu https://discord.gg/SzWB5YWM

[frau-wilhelm-klink]

"The Cutest Colonels" is a Klogan-themed Discord, but you're also welcome to talk about other things from "Hogan's Heroes" there too. It's a place we can do fun things together, including but not limited to:

- Work on fics and art together.

- Create round robins specifically for the Klogan ship.

- Create more (small) content.

- Confidentially share pieces without judgement, even if they're not so great.

- Do a Secret Santa each year, starting in November 1st and ending December 24th.

- Give each other birthday gifts in the form of content, assuming you feel comfortable enough to share the month and day of it.

Link:  https://discord.gg/BJKv8RvJ

[corporal-p-newkirk]

Daw....

[corporal-p-newkirk]

That moment when Lebeau gets shot in an episode but it's just scratch but the words that haunts you is Newkirk saying

“My little mates been hit„

[corporal-p-newkirk]

Whoever made these maps thank you you're a lifesaver and I would love to meet you