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Master List
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People
Peter Newkirk:
Robert Hogan:
Louis Lebeau:
James Kinchloe:
Richard Baker:
Andrew Carter:
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Barrack 8(OCS)
Oc: Lyle "spinner of yarns"
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Ships
Newgan: 1 ,
Lekirk:
Lecar:
Hokinch:
KinchBake:
NewDrew:
The deceivers:
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(Tbh I feel like depending on the situation Hogan and Klink could swap places but I liked this version better…) Based on this Barbie meme ⬇️
Ten characters from Ten different shows that my family says I'm like + A few words of their description of the character
If this proves anything it proves that I'm crazy
10. Arthur Dietrich - Barney Miller - My Mother + Smart and calm
You know, my mom says I spout off information like him
9. Danny Williams - Hawaii Five 0 - My father - Brave and a stand up guy
For some reason my father feels this one is too obvious for him to explain.
8. Jack Moffitt and Sam Troy - The Rat Patrol - Friend 1 - Leads, gay, good bois
Yes they broke my rules but they feel like they can't have one without the other, because they both lead the team.
7. Inspector Japp - Poirot - My sister - Annoying but means well
I was told this is once again obvious to everyone.
6. BJ Hunnicutt - M*A*S*H - My therapy group - Dad™
Well they do all call me dad....
5. Murdoch - The A Team - The Lead Barista - Wild card
....You know she ain't wrong...
4. Dr. Jack Morrison - St Elsewhere - Friend 2 - Caring and Kind
She said it was a toss up between Samuels and Morrison and I feel those two are on very different sides of the spectrum.
3. Bones - Star trek TOS - My brother - realistic and sarcastic
My brother would like to inform you that I do say I'm a doctor not a ____ alot.
2. Patch - Days of our life - Friend 3 - Goofy and Sweet
I love my friend but I get more compared to John.....
1. Louis Lebeau - Hogan's heroes - My Boyfriend - Short™
He looked me in my stupid fucking face said “HAHA, YOUR BOTH SHORT„
Whoever invented Starbucks I'm coming for you kneecaps
Lebeau: No-one swears more then Brits
Hogan: I can confirm that
Newkirk, still swearing over something that happened four weeks ago:
Newkirk/Hogan for the Christmas ask?
Who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storms off? Newkirk, he'd like the idea at first then slowly start getting angry but continued. When he gets tangled in them he stomps off with the lights wrapped around his torso.
Who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting? Hogan, it happened when he was visiting Lebeau.
Who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies? Hogan, he can't help but get sucked in and Newkirk just goes “Wasn't he in the other movie„
who insists on playing nothing but Michael Buble in the few days running up to christmas? Newkirk, he just likes Michael Buble's voice
Who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other can't go snooping? Hogan, I mean I feel like this one is obvious
Who insists on making snow angels? Hogan!!! He loves making snow angels
Who puts christmas outfits on all the pets? Newkirk, first it's a goofy idea then it was a challenge for him to get their two dogs into Christmas sweaters
Do they go to family's or have a quiet day in? They switch families every year, they found it was more fair that way. Whoever gets Christmas the other gets Thanksgiving.
Who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers? Newkirk!!! Yes!!! And he made them and they always win the ugly sweater competition
Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present? Hogan, just Hogan
Who insists on hand made presents only one year? Newkirk, buying each other things is nice but something made with love is always better
Who puts mistletoe on every door frame? Hogan
Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm? Newkirk
Who gets angry and almost tells kids that Santa isn't real? Newkirk
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Robert Clary - Bing Crosby Christmas Special
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Send me a ✵ + a ship and i’ll tell you who does what at christmas!
who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?
who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?
who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?
who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?
who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping
who insists on making snow angels?
who put christmas outfits on all the pets?
Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?
who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?
Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?
Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?
Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?
Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?
who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?
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More Pilot Gifs
“Make sure everyone in the camp knows not to talk to him„
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Y do u hate when people say "previous tags"
Etiquette.
This is both a demonstration and an explanation
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Some of my favorite parts of the pilot
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Lyle "Spinner of yarns"
Barrack 8's own special liar the great deceiver, Lyle an American Corporal. Also being a trickster and pickpocketing genius, he met his pickpocketing match when he met Newkirk. These two liars are good, but sometimes it leads them to competing with each other and then sometimes missions mess up. A charmer much like his English counterpart, sometimes Lyle can be a bit daft as he gets bored easily. Hogan likes using Lyle's skull when they need a distraction or faking backstories to get others out of Germany.
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Lyle is that guy you sometimes wanna punch in the face, his lil cocky smile, his lil tone of “I'm better then you, but your too dumb to know„ that he has sometimes and he'll bow legs crossed arms out and bent forward like the cocky little shit he is.
But the difference he has is that he isn't like that 24/7, that's his persona to hide his kindness as he was always taught that kindness is weakness but that's something the Heroes teach him isn't true.
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All around Lyle is a good guy, he just can get on your nerves by accident.
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Lyle “Spinner of yawns„
✨American Corporal ✨
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