heffalumps&woozles

call me k; 26

[amara-the-average-hunter]

Yes Mom, will do. 

[thalasseus]

Petra tossed her knife. Caught it with her mind so it hung, glinting in the dim light, over her head. Then let it fall back into her palm.       “I’m the only verdict Uldren deserves.”

[invisibleicewands]

“That thing better be alive.”

[invisibleicewands]

[bensonstablers]

Mad Men | 5x02: A Little Kiss: Part 2

[a-cleanlook2-deactivated2020060]

Christina Hendricks

[konakoro]

Don Draper takes speed and gives a random passionate speech to his staff (of which half are also on speed)

Mad Men 06x08: The Crash

Bonus

[messmikkelsen]

i have no fond memories of hours spent in pubs watching football.

[roominthecastle]

There have been no jokes, not without you.

[roominthecastle]

[roominthecastle]

Jared Harris vs That One Inevitable Topic |x|x|x|

Those two Emmy nominations were for guys who hang themselves.

[honeydrippingbeehives]

Bill Hader pretending to fall to the Mad Men theme song on Saturday Night Live S35 E6

[sulietsexual]

“Advertising is based on one thing; happiness. You know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of the road that screams, with reassurance, that whatever you’re doing, it’s okay. You are okay.”

[iaehyuns]

“I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who has to see this?”

[thekosmosusk]

"I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who WANTS to see this?"*

[johnnyturb0]

“Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.”

- DD

[bioshocks]

“You weren’t made to sit on a chair in a palace.”

“What was I made for?”

“You’re a conqueror, Daenerys Stormborn.”

[upschittcreek]

SCHITT’S CREEK CELEBRATION

five non-romantic relationships | david and stevie

I think you’re my best friend.