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I am a Hufflepuff, a Capricorn, a liberal, a feminist, and part of Gen-Z. I use she/her pronouns and am bisexual. I love books, tv, movies, theater, music, art, linguistics, and science. I'm American (sorry) and yes, everything here is exactly as terrible as it seems. Please free to message me about anything! I love to make new friends!

[jacensolodjo]

When we say make Pride more accessible we mean make sure disabled folks can actually enter the gay bar. (We see your doors with a lip on them.)

When we say make Pride more accessible we mean don’t pack people in and make it hard to move in mobility aids. 

When we say make Pride more accessible we mean stop having Pride events that only happen on grass. 

When we say make Pride more accessible we mean make sure all bathrooms are easily found and usable. 

When we say make Pride more accessible we mean make sure we actually can sit somewhere if we need to. If all the seats are bar stools that is not helping or helpful. 

When we say make Pride more accessible we mean don’t expect everyone can dance physically. 

Stop using ‘that’s just how it’s always been’ as an excuse. Intersectionality in the community needs to be a thing. 

Handicapped queer folk exist, too. 

[bakwaaas]

I haven’t had an original experience

[metfell]

i wanna remind all of my younger followers if youre a very young minor on tumblr please dont give your exact age. dont mention what grade/level of school youre in. dont give out your real name. dont tell people online anything about yourself. if you want to list that you're a minor just put "minor" in your bio. its very very dangerous youve gotta keep yourselves safe online.

[aficklemuse]

PSA! You're not "screwing over the man" by shitting on independent authors. You're just taking their livelihood. And we're not talking about KU books.

[Image ID: A screenshot of a tweet by username @KBrombergDriven. The text reads:

"1/2 Every time you return an ebook at Amazon, the author is charged back more than what they were paid for the sale. Yes, that means we could owe Amazon at the end of the month. Since TikToks went viral saying 'it's okay to return ebooks'

2/2 most authors returns have skyrocketed. Reading and returning a book is stealing. If you want free books, try the library app, Libby (among others) #AmazonisNotALibrary"

/.End ID]

[peachnlov-moved-deactivated2019]

reblog this and tag the first vine that comes to ur mind. mine is the one of the people yelling at cabbage

[thelastofmeforever]

Man: can you throw me my keys?

*A printer goes sailing towards him and shatters on the ground*

Man: I said my keys

Woman: I thought you said printer

Man: Why the fuck would I say printer?

[twitblr]

🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[isa-ghost]

This is one of the most adorable Pride posts I’ve ever seen

[granola-peasant]

What I love about the imagery of the turtle is that it’s sending the message that they are protecting themselves by being in their shell. It’s not about deceiving straight people (like we are often told), but about the turtle’s own safety. They’ll come out when the time is right and they feel comfortable. 💕🏳️‍🌈

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[sundowncryptid]

Happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

Here’s some pride flag Tooths (In order from left to right they are rainbow, bisexual, gay, lesbian, pansexual, trans, non-binary, asexual, aromantic, genderfluid)

[ithelpstodream]

[bourneblack-deactivated20240910]

i’d rather have rainbow capitalism then living in constant fear of discovery. the woman in the pride flag disney t-shirt might be missing the nuance, but at least i know i can be myself. a street full of rainbow flags makes me more comfortable holding a mans hand. look. corporations aren’t your friend. they will sell to whoever will buy. but kids seeing gay everything every year is only ever a good thing, and a massive improvement in history

[heathercollinsmd]

fyi for those in Phoenix Arizona: stay away from Target because the Phoenix Police still won't arrest this dude despite it being illegal to declare intention of violence like this 🙃

[heathercollinsmd]

HEY GUYS/GALS/THEY'S I literally hate being the person asking people to reblog something and I scroll past posts that do, but I have been crying tonight about this, because I remember the Pulse shooting where LGBTQIA people lost their lives and the idea of another attack like that terrifies me, so please, because Phoenix has over 1 million people, just reblog? sorry.

[thingsinslowmotion]

sig boost stay safe everyone

[xxwwabi]

Alfred: NOT AGAIN

Inspired by this

[galahadwilder]

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

[galahadwilder]

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

[azuzulira]

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

[galahadwilder]

That was the exact thought process behind this post

[sexycraisinthanos]

In Gotham:

“Riddle me this-”

“I like knock knock jokes better.”

In New York: 

Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex

[broosepayne]

Superman introducing Battinson Bruce to his parents though.

Ma and Pa Kent open the door, ready to meet their boy’s new bf, but it’s only Clark on the porch.

Clark: :D

Ma: Hi, honey. Where is your boy?

And then, peeking around the door frame, is Bruce in a suit and long wool coat, gaunt, squinting against the sun.

Bruce: hi it’s nice to meet you I’m Bruce

Pa: Oh, you didn’t have to get all dressed up to meet us!

Bruce: Mybutlermademe

Ma: Butler? Mercy, Clark, where did you find this one?

—

Clark disappears into the kitchen to help Ma with dinner, leaving Bruce and Pa sitting in the front room watching a baseball game. Bruce is sitting in an armchair, stiff as a board, anxiety level 100.

Pa: So Clark tells me you do the same sort of thing he does? Swoop around and help folks and such?

Bruce, blurting out the first thing that comes to mind: I can’t fly.

Pa: Wh—Okay?

Bruce: I am a bat but I can’t fly. Not without my Wingsuit.

Pa:…

Bruce, realizing what he just said: never mind

Pa, turning back to the tv: So how about them Yankees?

—

Ma: And this is our chicken coop. It’s a little musty, but Clark comes by to help tidy up once a week.

Bruce: *observing*

Ma: There’s this got-dang coyote—

Bruce, pointing at the corner: The coyote that’s been eating your chickens is burrowing under there. Reinforce it.

Ma:…I love you.

—

Pa: So what’s it like in Gotham?

Bruce, hunching over: The city is overrun with crime. Darkness lurks in every corner. We have an average twelve days of sun a year. Recently there has been a noxious cloud of gas hanging over the city center. I perch myself on my tower to observe. I become part of the building. I am a gargoyle.

Pa:…

Pa: Do you like living there?

Bruce, whispering fiercely: iloveit

—

Clark, flying Bruce back home: My parents love you.

Bruce: okay

Clark: They’re convinced you’re a cryptid that’s latched onto my soul, though.

[penny-anna]

Bruce: *rolling giant penny into the Batcave w significant difficulty, precariously balancing his drink in his other hand*

Alfred: what do you have there Master Bruce

Bruce:

Bruce: a smoothie

[penny-anna]

Alfred: where did you get that

Bruce: penny plunderer

Alfred: I see. and the police let you keep it, did they?

Bruce:

Alfred:

Bruce:

Alfred:

Bruce: yes

Alfred: …Master Bruce,

Bruce: *rapidly rolling the giant penny away*

Alfred: MASTER BRUCE-

[penny-anna]

Alfred: you’re telling me you definitely had permission to take this?

Bruce:

*flashback to earlier that night. Bruce in full Batman gear is running down the street, frantically rolling the giant penny in front of him. in the distance two irate police officers are chasing him and yelling at him to stop*

Bruce: uh-huh

[raphael-angele]

Bruce Wayne as Captain Holt cuz, do I even have to explain?

Clark: Hey, Bruce. You needed me?

Bruce: Yeah. Damian's dog, Titus, mated with another dog and that dog had these two puppies. Damian has enough animals so I'm giving them away. Maybe Jon would want two other puppies

Clark: Sorry, Bruce. Jon is still kinda on probation after that mission he had with Damian. Plus, he's already hyperactive with Krypto. I can't let those pups end up in that mad house. *to the pups* I WONT DO YOU LIKE THAT!

Bruce: I understand. Just know, you've disappointed...the three of us.

Clark: That's just cold.

---

Dick: 7 P.M. Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne is officially late for patrol. Alright, who's got theories?

Damian: I bet one of grandfather's assassins kidnapped him...again.

Jason: I bet he got stuck in an elevator.

Steph: I'm willing to bet that Conner visited him and we all know where that leads to.

Bruce: It's 7 p.m. why is no one getting ready for patrol?

Dick: Timmy's a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why.

Bruce: I'd like to play. I'd say he's in line at the bank...this is fun.

Dick: Hmmm...bet he fell into another dimension.

Tim: *Coming into the room hurriedly*

Dick: There he is! Timmy! We have been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?!

Tim: I'm 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.

Bruce: Red Robin, you will tell us and you will tell us now.

Tim: ...there was a problem at the bank

Bruce: HOT DAMN!

---

Jason: It's almost impossible to read that guy

Jason: Trust me. No one can read him.

Bruce, on the side: That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

---

Stranger: Hello, Bruce.

Bruce: *turns around and sees Lex Luthor looking at him* Mr. Luthor. Nice to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?

---

Bruce: Good evening, everyone

Dick: What's with the cast?

Bruce: I sprained my wrist

Damian: Father, what happened?

Bruce: Don't worry about it, I'm fine.

Dick: Okay, so he didn't say what happened which can only mean one thing.

Steph: He's in a fight club.

Dick: No...close, but no. It means he did something he's embarrassed about. Like smiling

Bruce: Team. I can hear what you're saying. I just tripped over a sidewalk. That's all. Go back to work

...

Bruce: Do you wanna know how I ACTUALLY sprained my wrist?

Dick: ...Yes

Bruce: I was hula hooping *Showing pictures* I mastered all the moves, the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion...

Dick: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: ...because no one...will ever believe you. *deletes pictures*

Dick: ...you sick son of a bitch

---

Bruce, to Tim after he fixed the photocopier: I have never been prouder of you in my life

Tim: I mean...I solved a lot of cases for you.

Bruce: And yet crime continues.

---

Jason: Bruce, the league thing isn't the problem. You haven't had time to relax since Damian(17) left for college. You just need to bone

Bruce: What did you say?

Duke: Don't say it again.

Jason: I said you just need to bone.

Bruce: How...dare you Jason Peter Todd, I AM YOUR FATHER!!

...

Bruce: BONE!

...

Bruce: What happens in my bedroom is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

...

Bruce: BOOOOONNE.

...

Bruce: Don't ever. speak to me like that again.

[anexperimentallife]