[melonmemes]

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

[skrsgardspam]

[luvtonique]

Just reminding everyone why we came to Tumblr.

[luvtonique]

Looks like Tumblr Staff forgot why we came here.

[luvtonique]

They’re not just coming for the cool porn, but for the dinosaurs too

[luvtonique]

My Prediction of the Future of Tumblr

BOY YOU BEST REBLOG THIS SHIT WHEN IT HAPPENS.

BECAUSE IT WILL.

Dec 17rd: The new adult content ban goes into effect. Over a million users leave the website in exodus to find other websites.

Months pass.

Verizon starts to notice that they’ve lost TONS of profits from ad revenues on their website because so many users left.

More months pass.

The announcement happens.

TUMBLR PREMIUM

- Pay monthly for Tumblr for bonus perks! - 10-picture per image set increased to 100 for Premium users! - New post types! Galleries! - New themes! - New fonts! - No more ads! - No more size restrictions on image or audio or video posts! - All for 10 bucks a month!

Months pass again.

Tumblr Premium is not as popular as they thought it would be.

“Wait!” says Fuckstick McGee, Head Shitty Idea Guy of Verizon, “I HAVE AN IDEA!”

ANNOUNCEMENT: Tumblr Premium users can now view and post NSFW content!

- lil-mizz-jay comes back and gladly pays because Jay is a sheep - Every other person who has half a mind just glares at Tumblr

Another one of those months pass.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Verizon is pulling the plug on Tumblr.

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[atlas-prime]

@staff right now

[thelastone89]

You know for the first time in a long time I feel truly lonely. It just seems like everyone is finding significant others and I'm just alone.

[faery-dickgirl]

*clears throat*

So, by the suggestion of an interested follower, in order to more easily determine the number of interested parties, I am making a poll post, rather than just that ask.

If you would like me to post pics of myself, nude or otherwise, comment or reblog this post. I will be putting it to the top of my blog every so often for a few days, and if enough people are interested, pictures will be given.

If you specifically are not interested… just… leave this post alone :p

[thelastone89]

I should probably post more i cant remember the last time an actual person subbed to me.

[comessatravaeucasava]

[filthy-toy-deactivated20140823]

[srfire8]

Fucking amazing

[kentucky-jelly]

Stop Playin 👀 👅👍

[elrelajo82]

Those are perfect!

[hq-shemales]

[biotechnick]

I want to do you like this honey.

[hungshemales]

[gemlovesbigdick-deactivated2014]

[videorgasm]

videorgasm masturbation vids

[gifss-heaveen]

[gentlemanbones]

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

[64bitwar]

[lilliangoulston]

MORE

[64bitwar]

[64bitwar]

MOAR

[dyemooch]

I like all of these and would like so much more of them to exist.

[anamancinifanpage]

[bithirsty-deactivated20170801]

so wrong that she looks so good!

[vanjatv-deactivated20190327]

[newwnormal]

OK, legitimately not fair. This is the hottest female I’ve ever seen… real girl or tgirl..

[cdlittler]

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