Polly Tucker

https://twitter.com/PollyTucker

[thelastrockette]

My Moxley

[thelastrockette]

Still the reigning, defending, undisputed king of the fridge

[thelastrockette]

My Moxley

[thelastrockette]

Good day off in London

[thelastrockette]

Attempted a Moxley, got a pig instead!

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[thelastrockette]

I got (what I thought was) a block of wood at Xmas, figured it was a paperweight so put it in my living room on the dining table, last week someone asked me why I had soap on the dining table! 

[thelastrockette]

Someone nicked my seat!

[thelastrockette]

Christmas Moxley

[kitty]

[truehauntings]

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Moxley and mummy are tired!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jehovahhthickness]

Omfg yes

[thelastrockette]

Trust me the second part sometimes never comes! I’m single so only get given one gift from my family, but I have to get all three couples (parents, siblings/in-laws siblings) plus their four kids! So I buy 10 gifts for them, they each buy 1 gift for me so I get 3 back! 

[sarathewrestlingfan]

[thelastrockette]

Love getting some Mox mixed in with my Ambrose...

[leakees]

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You know he got paid to show up, smolder and then leave. What a time to be alive!

[cutekittensarefun]

First time cat owner trying to work from home - this is hopeless

[thelastrockette]

I’ve had worse....

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

Dean Ambrose does the countdown as the Shield practices their entrance in Melbourne.

[thelastrockette]

He has such a big boss man vibe in this clip. There, I said it. 

[thelastrockette]

One year ago today I got my Moxley, first ever pet and best decision I’ve ever made!

Having sleeping head cuddles right now!

[whitepeopletwitter]

Jurassic Congress

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too. 

[elodieunderglass]

“given my understanding of linear time” 

[thelastrockette]

It is totally do-able y’know, lots of 40+ olds then in 10 years get a bunch of 30 year olds! Just skip anyone whose between what 20 & 35 right now?